You call that a penis, user?!

>you call that a penis, user?!

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>fish cunt
>has opinion

dropped

It's 7inches long and 5.5 thick, i bet you wont be talking shit when i go balls deep

Yup.

Nope, I call it muh dick

bud benis in bagina

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This feels more like a
thread

>that manface

Yes and dont even dare try to touch it

My dick is well over nine inches in length and just under 6 inches in girth.
If I do the correct drugs and the right type of exercise I can easily attain 10+ full inches and over 6.5 inches in girth.

In terms of sexual market value in certain places. I am considered a god in certain sex circles and even allowing you to suck me off or ride me to an orgasm FOR FREE would be seen as bad form.

>no, please make me your sissy slut

>W-who the fuck are you? Why are you talking to me?

Later i start a thread on 4chins about some bitch measuring her dick with mine

Yeah. Good thing yours is larger than mine.

>said no girl ever

The other day I was with some female friends and they started to joke about the size of cocks. They started to tease me because I didnt want to continue to the conversation, saying that I has a small cock and so on

It's was very hot desu

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>being able to gain an entire inch or more from drugs

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> b cup talking shit

You sound insecure as fuck lmao

a woman having small breasts isn't as bad as a man having a small penis

Its worse.

dicklet detected.

I'm all about shitting on small tiddied girls but come on user you're coping too hard.

I'm 5.5 inches hard on a good day and I don't give a fuck. I'll still fuck your girl.

I call it.... The GIGA-DRILL BREAKER!

Don't test me.

>No I call it life. Life is hard.

>Jow Forums 2018

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Well, were they correct?

Actually HCG had been shown to get close to that.

I'm trying HCG now, 3 weeks in. At the very least I've got from grower to shower and nut are huge

what's HCG?

Horse cocked girl

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Actually I call it mighty and majestic Meathammer.

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>tfw 6.5 inch length and 4.5 inch girth

Is there any hope for me?

>Y-you’re just testing me

“This is a penis!”
*unzips girldick”

Hcg is to restart your sperm production after its been shutdown after a steroid cycle you dumb cunt

I would rather be 4.7x4.7

same user
feels not great

>under 6 inches in girth
Hello mr pencil dick

Dicklet! I’m well over 14”

ugh yeah it's 24 inches in length and right over 10 inches in girth. Also what are you doing here? I'm baitin

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I actually call it my peener

How do I always end up in these situations with these fictional women either berating mee or asking me to do something that would betray my principles or hurt my lifestyle? What the fuck Jow Forums?

>impressive trips user!
>mind showing me when else is impressive?

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do you mean hgh?

>>mind showing me when else is impressive?

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No, I call it a cock
Now bite the pillow, I'm going in dry

You call that tight?

Is that a good size?

joke's on you, no girl ever saw me naked.

it's above average, but not the biggest dick you can have
t. same size

Is it close to enough to satisfy most women?

another 7x5 here. Yes. It's a great boyfriend dick and a satisfying hook up dick.

I'm 6.3 x 5.4 inches, thinking of adding in cardio and other shit in hopes of a couple of 0.1 inch gains

Am I able to make it?

No, I call it a feminine penis

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