First I can't get a gf for the fucking life of me so I decide "Hey, if I'm gonna kill myself anyways I might aswell just fucking get with a 4/10".
So I seduce a nerd robot girl and we fuck like rabbits, I am fully fucking erect and I finish inside, like actually consciously pumping as much fucking cum as I can into what I thought was the condom.
She gets off and I notice the condoms been fucking ripped in half and rolled down on my dick.
I splooged as much as I fucking could inside a last resort practice gf. It's actually quite funny. Now she's freaking out and I figure that maybe I should've killed myself like god intended.
I should've listened to you guys and never fallen for the female scam.
Damn it's almost as if you couldn't go to the nearest pharmacy or FUCKING WALMART and get a morning after pill jackass. Next time use your tiny ass brain before you post
Ayden Martinez
congrats user, you made it. now marry her and be the father you were meant to be
Jacob Young
which day of the cycle
Michael Campbell
Fuck off normfaggot and never come back. Real robots can't get ANY girls, you're just a whiny fucking normalfag, hope you get stuck with child support and it ruins your fucking life.
Ayden Miller
The day after her app said her egg drops, so there's a chance the egg died. But the app could be wrong.
Dominic Clark
>not appreciating your gf >not cumming deep inside her on purpose >not telling her how much you care for her
Nolan Green
We're europoors and she's 17.
Jose Perry
TFW your a robo hikki and you fucked 5 chicks when you where younger.
Well is the abortion legal where you at, or you Polish? C'mon, 4/10 is quite good for a robot
Cooper Morris
Should've told me that before I came in your mom bitch.
Lincoln Torres
She thinks the abortion is gonna be painful and fuck her up so she'snever gonna be able to have kids.
William Ross
I think you've reached peak normalfag with that kind of stale insult
Brody Reyes
She religious, isn't she?
Well user most likely she's not preggo. If she is, though, hope you are a man and you won't leave your kid without a father.
Eli Reed
In that case get used to cumming in her pussy then op. Idk what else you want us to tell you
Dominic Foster
Woo0osh
Asher Myers
Dude I did this with my 17 year old gf. Just don't let her know how bad it's going to hurt.
Jonathan Lee
Happened to me too but that's because default size is tight as heck desu. Just get a morning after pill worst case abortion Jesus christ. Also fuck her more later too.
The fact the people in this thread exist and are allowed to be happy is proof that the human race needs to go extinct
Gabriel Myers
Tell her it's that or single mother, or have the baby
Cooper Johnson
Just gotta punch her in the gut a couple of times for a few weeks. You should be fine.
Jayden Cox
hahaha gg you will now father another worthless robot who will grow up and kill you from hate cya
Mason Rogers
bot fucks ugly and creates a single mother to raise an even uglier bot >the circle of life kek
Ethan Butler
just make like a negro and flee town never to return. or just end it like the beta faggot you are.
Adam Hall
>tfw reverse feel
Met with an older fembot who I was fine to just be friends with but she was all over me and wanted sex. I gave in and was going to use protection but she assured me she was on the pill.
Then months later she ghosts me and I start to see shit on her facebook about being pregnant. Tried to get in contact with her but she said she was only after a baby from me and didn't want a relationship or to have me around.
Wyatt Barnes
Srsly dude get her the morning after pill, they give that shit out, just don't go to any catholic hospitals or shit like that. And it's not that bad, just fucks with their hormones for a bit, her next period is probably going to be worse.
Also: Maybe you're lucky not every shot has to be a bullseye, if she is far enough away from her fertile days this shit can work. You know, many people try for months before they get pregnant.
Brayden Anderson
>Real robots can't get ANY girls i dunno man gundams are pretty hot
