Why do most people have shitty patchy beards these days?

Why do most people have shitty patchy beards these days?

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Hiding their weak jaw and double chin.

Beards are in fashion so they think they can get away with it.

thanks for reminding me to apply my minoxidil op

All these onions boys with beards has made me shave mine to stubble out of spite

Because they're weak little faggots.

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>Needs to grow a beard to show masculinity

What a faggot

This guy is so fucking lame.

Who's this little faggot sissy boy? I bet he's never done manly work at all. He probably gets grossed out easy like the little girly bitch he is.

Are you me?

>needs to be a man to show masculinity

hah, what a freak right?

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this

Nice projecting there

How dna how do I make solid beard gains? Barber can do it for me?

Most people dont. You just live life through the internet and select what you see

that hairline cope by the guy at the front thougj

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Do not be deceived; the beard is the mark of the söyim

? isn't having a patchy beard normal before an actual beard like what do u cucks have against beards

I dont know about them but I'm a chinlet if I don't have a beard I look like a retarded baby. It's a sad thing that beards became a hipster/fuckboy thing nowadays, but I don't have a choice I'll just weather the storm and keep my beard until its a manly thing again.

10/10 post.
Gregory Peck was a man's man. I think he smiled like maybe twice his entire life. Driving around a sports car with a face full of scowl, with a pretty in woman in the front seat, quiet as a mouse. As God intended.

Those dudes on the left look fantastic bearded or shaven. Anyway eat beef steaks for a boost in beard density. No joke.

Ancient Greek were basedboys

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Same, people are shallow and I'm not shaving until I secretly get an implant one day. I go up 2 or 3 points with this beard. Would love to have a good bone structure but it's not like a had a choice.

Does it actually work? I am doubtful (plus, europoor, so I don't even think i can get it without a doctor prescription)

Stop trying to be Maddox you fucking faggot cuck. It's beneath you.

GIMME GUN SO I CAN ROLEPLAY WAR HERO. GIVE GUN NOW

this was made by someone who cant grow a beard

It's clearly ironic, you precious retard.

Fuck your asshole, you precocious shitcock

Lick my funky sack, nimrod!

haha you dank, dank lass, I'll fuck your butt and leave you a nut, so you better up-shut before I lay in with a rut, your mom will tut-tut when she sees your semen-filled gut!

My name is Chuck, your ass I will fuck, you bitch-ass hockey puck, so get on your knees and suck, and swallow all my muck, and if you don't my 10 inch "truck", will tunnel your butt until you shout "uck!"

Get a load of this lass, I'll fuck her in the ass, stop giving me sass, and let me hit you with this pass: "My cock is large as a barn, pubes soft like yarn, shaft rigid as motherfucking Kyle Katarn! I'll spear you in half, and let out a laugh, as you scream in ass-agony like William Howard Taft!"

A dank lad over here, niggers best hold my beer, while I ready my next comeback, and I don't mean my flesh-spear: "You can't hope to win, my rhymes flow like hot tin, I'll have you bent over a bin, grabbing ankles as my cock pierces deep within. Don't think it's over, you ain't lucky like a clover, before I'm done you'll need closure, from some trap-ass woman-poser"

If you cannot grow a proper beard please don't grow one, patchy beards every average joe has look like shit.

Before I grew a beard I hadn't slept with a single woman. With a beard I'm up to 14. Think I'll keep it.

You sound like a fag

if you can't fucking grow a proper beard, just use a 1mm shaver and you'll have attractive stubble.

source: me

patchy beards are disgusting