Most girls keep a mental list, and if you fuck up they leave you

Most girls keep a mental list, and if you fuck up they leave you
but this girl, she was nice enough to let you know what is unacceptable.

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>no hanging out with paul
Why does everyone hate me?

You know what you did, Paul.

Daily reminder that if you haven't taken the MGTOW red pill yet, you are unironically fucking retarded.

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i was gonna say nice larp but that is some really girly handwriting lol

cringe.
I'd want to live with less rules. only cae about my fun and about the fun of others.
won't get myself a gf anyway because a relationship is an unappealing concept to me.

What did I do? Was it the time I kicked that guy in the dick repeatedly until he lost consciousness?

>call up Paul
>tell him to meet you for beers
>drink a lot
>tell him to stop fucking my girlfriend
>stumble home

This girl does not deserve a partner.

Paul is fucking her yo

to play doubles advocate, it reads like he fucked up and begged for her back

poor bastard. not worth it

>less rules.
fewer* rules.

No way, family
Pure virgin waifu I am

i know this is a meme

but i went through my gf's phone once

and in a group chat with her friends she said "lets go to the bar and be thots tonight"

feels bad man

Yet she'll be out every weekend with the girls and will be fucking Chads constantly but they're just friends you don't have to worry teehee

lmaooo that's some next level cuck shit
>there are incels on this board who'd agree to all of it like good cucks

Yet she will always have one while millions of men will never have a partner

You should never trust a woman. They will always stab you in the back and yet control you so you can't even spend time with friends

These are your rules OP? Is your bf an alcoholic?

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No, I'm paul

That's why you hit her, just whenever you remember to. You don't know she did anything wrong, but she might be keeping it from you. Keeps her on her best behavior

Why does your homie's gf hate you?

My homie and I spent too much time playing Kingdom Hearts even though his gf was done cucking him that day and wanted him to come home and make her dinner

Keep in mind tho pic related

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Does he know she fucks other men?

lol she's jealous about gettin drunk and playin Kingdom Hearts.

YO he ain't gonna not be an understanding bf, sometimes she needs dick when he ain't there noimsayin?

Didn't we discover this was a sister making a list for her autistic cousin in college?

>I want text messages from your phone MONTHLY
Wait do normalfags not their text girlfriends/boyfriends or something? That seems like a weirdly low number. Hell, I fucking text randoms once a month and I don't go outside

> sechduel
Good god

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I understood it as she wants transcripts. but it doesn't make sense why she'd read them monthly rather than nightly