Fembots: do you like anal?

Spot on. Anal is a creation of the porn jew convincing guys to prefer a hole that needs to be """prepared""" over a naturally wet hole that feels good for everyone and may result in the creation of life.
Also this

let me take care of that for you

>fembots
When is this meme gonna die? ITT mentally ill cockgirls discuss their "rape" by Uncle Jay 'n the boys.

I don't even know what that's supposed to mean but if you're trying to hit on me you're doing a pretty poor job tbqh

>I nearly threw up from the smell after fingering
You didn't clean your asshole before fingering it, that's disgusting.

>robot
>poor job of hitting on someone
rally make me think

I took a shit, showered and squirted water up my ass

for one fucking finger that should be plenty, but at this point it's not like I'm gonna try again, so who cares

you didnt use enough lube. lube, be it vag juice or purchased, is the main thing that prevents shit from sticking

lol what, I've never heard about that before

and there was only a tiny bit of poop, it still smelled like...well you know

what do girl's poop smells like?

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my gf hates it, ,but she heavily implied the other day that if she was drunk and I shoved it in she might see what happens

long story short, when dealing with anal, is if you do it wrong its horrible. if you do it right its a good experience

well whatever, not really interested in trying again. never want to risk seeing my poop on someone else again, don't really feel like I'm missing out

if you change your mind, let me know

>get some wipes
>get her to spread her ass cheeks
>lovingly wipe her ass hole
>gently prep her by inserting an anal plug
>play with her pussy and eat it as you gently move the plug in and out
>once she is all warmed out whip out your cock
>slowly penetrate her qt asshole
>cum balls deep
>repeat again on your birthday, because if it took this much prep she had to be begged into it.

Every time I've fucked a girl in the ass it was their idea and they wanted it more than I did. The first time I just wanted to do something new, every time after that was just to make them happy, with the exception of one time I did it to assert dominance over a gf I was irritated with (who liked it for that very reason.) Girls are weird

ive still never found a girl who wanted anal enough to admit she wanted it. ive only ever had them play coy and say "well, ill do it for you"

I was molested there so it's the only sex I've ever had, and it does turn me on to stuff things in there while I'm masturbating. Ideal sex is a guy pounding me there and rubbing my clit

pics of asshole nao (with pussy visible for gender verification purposes)

Same here. I didn't even really want to try it until until a girl asked me to put it in her ass. I juat went along with it, but it eventually turned into a dominance fetish thing for me.

i had never thought of it as a dominance thing until recently, but basically the same. i always thought anal was gross until i tried it. it excited me a lot, and ive tried to put my benis inside anor ever since.

sorry you had to go through that fembot, hopefully the next guy you are with makes things more enjoyable and safer for you, if that is what you want tho....

also fembot, have cum a few times from anal as soon as my bf puts it in. though with loads of foreplay.

>Fembots
Leave the board roasties and roastie encouragers. You are not welcome here.

>be me
>anorexic and bulimic in high school
>fetish for barfing
>tfw no way i'll ever tell a guy that i want him to make me barf ;_;

i like to put my finger in there when i take a shower, it feels nice

make me penislord rofl

You have to be at least an adult to post here. Reported.

'tis bleeding right now son, doubt you'd like to see

thank you, i don't really know what I want. That's the only pleasure-focused fantasy I have on my end. All my other ideas and desires about sex involve pain and punishment.

sounds so much like my ex desu. youre gonna make me horny. we both came instantly when i put it in. it was so good. i miss it.

>hey silly boys, i like fingering myself in the ass and smelling it!
>what, how can you be commenting such weird stuff on Jow Forums??! why isnt chad posting his cock and telling me smoothly to suck it like a bitch
>ew you're freaks
you know where the door is

would a cock down the throat in a rough facefucking session do the trick? its not my idea of a good time, but i could learn to love it for you

What exactly is the end goal of (((their))) anal conspiracy? I don't get it. I don't even watch porn, but I like anal for the dominance asspect.

their end goal is to destroy society through being unironically edgy, pushing the envelope, and through criticizing norms and traditions. i dont mind in this case though, because anal sex is amazing.

Is anal even that edgy? It's not like it was invented with the internet.

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thirsty males, don't encourage the roast

I have never been able to pound a womans anus my dick is 8.5x7.2 I have put my dick up there but after they cum they tell me it hurts and take it out takes for ever to get it in too only happens when their super drunk