How would you feel if you woke up one day and looked like this?

How would you feel if you woke up one day and looked like this?

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I would smell my own braps until I suffocate and die

>wake up
>check phone
>alert from my credit card company
>credit score down 200 points
>foreclosure notice on my door
>go into bathroom, look in the mirror
>mfw black

Go yell racism at a McDonalds or something and collect the court settlement money. Rinse, repeat.

I would wonder how I got this powerup but like my pappy always say, dont look a gift horse in the mouth

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Probably go to a doctor and get the bovine fat sucked out of my thighs and butt

pinch myself and wake up

origniloalao

i don't ever want to be black. not even being raciss, i just love being white.

Depends on how she reacts when i ask her to sit on my face

I would rather look like a cute 13yo emo girl DESU senpai.

Fuck I would love to be cute, either white emo or super cute petite asian.

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I'm black and scratching my head as to how having a simple opinion is racist at all

what's so good about being white BTW. I just wrote in a thread how idk if I dont hate being black or if I just dont know what its like to be white so I may just not have perspective

what are the pluses

So you can give yourself to chad?

>what's so good about being white BTW
We have this innate sense of pride and self worth that derives from looking back at the sheer, purely unique accomplishments of the civilization that our ancestors built and created. It is the proof of our genetic pedigree. It is the knowledge that somewhere in us, there is a part of something that, in the past, was capable of being a part of magnificent things.

Obviously people who lack self esteem will be more attracted to the concept of racial identity, but it is not an invalid one. And it would be ashame to see our culture reduce it to the voice of insecure, hate mongering bigots. I encourage you to consider joining us in the ideological movement to preserve human racial diversity throughout the ages of the future. Africans are also a unique and valuable race that should be preserved and given autonomy over its own future.

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Nah I would be lesbian.

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Anything we have hasn't been given to us. We are sure that whatever we have is a result of merit, and not handouts/affirmative action/trying not to look racist. Self responsibility feels pretty good desu

be very, very alarmed. not really sure what i would do desu

These are the only replies you got black or now go on and remember me from to ask this question on this website specifically

I would go for a walk and get all the cock that I want, blow huge dicks and get a sugar daddy

english pls
origni

masturbate for a while to see how different the sensations are compared to a dick
and kill myself later because i wouldn't cope with the fact that i'm now a black fat woman

happy that my fat distribution is now better and that I'm now light skinned with a prettier face, but sad that I need to lose even more weight

Id get a bunch of sexy tight running clothes and start jogging around different places all the time. After a while Id have a really tight sexy ass and guys would come hit on me constantly. Any day I wanted I could call up some guy and get to suck on cock and get a nice fucking.

i would also get rid of my tattoos

Very worried
I'd go to the hospital and start running 2h/day right away
Also I'd try to spend no time sitting, would just lay horizontally instead

I'd surrender myself to white cock. I sometimes fantasize about being a thicc black or white girl and taking cock of the opposing color

Become an instagram hoe

Ok, Sweden.

lol, I wonder if they are actual Africans or AA who typically have European genes somewhere in there. Beautiful family, but it seem like they are larping.

Kill myself.

Decode it you retarded faggot

>These are the only replies you got black or now go on and remember me from to ask this question on this website specifically

>calls ME the retarded one.

>all robots/incels inexplicably turn into extra thicc black chicks overnight
How would this affect society?

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For the better objectively

>Can't decide simple shit
>Uses ultimate comeback
>No u

I feel horny and shove my butt up against random white guys