Our big boi

Maybe your idea of the sexual marketplace is flawed

It isn’t

Because I fucked up the hidden score by being too picky and leaving fat girls on read.

or she's a fan and she wants to sleep with him because women are like that

What was the story?

because he has money.

some chick made an oreo arrow down her body pointing to her clunge. stuffed her clunge with cherries. made him eat them out of her.

I'm not interested in random sex.
I'm looking for a lifetime partner to experience (and enjoy) all facets of life with.

Not necessarily. His fame, as little as it is, is enough to get women to sleep with him.

I feel u user I feel u

Becoming less hopeful as the days pass

Ew.

>Wanting to even talk to 20-year-olds
Also gross. I also wonder how he's ok just blabbering about these sexual exploits while talking about forcing the girls to use burner phones instead of their own.

>about forcing the girls to use burner phones instead of their own.

I think thats pretty reasonable, hes someone of some note and people will exploit that, be it blackmail or whatever. most of the sexual exploits hes blabbed about are mild and pretty tame, no doubt he gets up to shit he'd rather keep to himself outside of that.

meanwhile im khhv. lmaoing at my life
but fuck it. gonna buy a motorcycle and travel the world.

So I listened to parts of the podcast
>his fat BS and his shitty attitude is why she left
>didn't want half of his shit
>still cares for the nigga
>stayed with him during his recovery
So I'm guessing the story of him shiting himself amd her having to clean him at comic con is true

I've been on a few tinder dates but usually, I'm too depressed to reply.

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>Boogie has been on tinder and having dates with girls
Source needed. Doubt it.

even if you find it theres a good chance she goes nutty as fuck at some point

h3 podcast

>tfw I'm a feeder/feedee and hearing him talk about feeder gf
It sucks that she didn't respect him, but man, he was living the dream for a while there

I have no confidence and whatever i have is deteriorating by the second

>even Boogie is normie
Fuck this. What does he keep whining about then if his life is good?

I'm pretty sure all women who smile at me or say I'm hot in public are lying and having a joke with her friends at my expense

>h3h3
>boogie

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>our

What the actual fuck happened to Jow Forums. When did it get invaded by fat losers who idolize other fat losers?

unfortunately im not a Jow Forums autistic or an incel

no excuse other than, sometimes doing weekend overtime work to do.

Am I the only woman who finds boogie unironically pretty hot especially after he got fit?

Dear dumb fucks
Women want fame.
Even if you are a jewtuber with 50k subs, if they think it will help them, they will fuck you.

Guarantee it's horse shit. Boogie is a pathological liar.

Yeah something is off. I've watched some of his streams in the last year and feel like I've seen the side he doesn't show on twitter and YouTube. He never gave me any other impression than that of a lonely frustrated dude. Like he'd drop hints now and again about his private life - and nothing he said implied that he was getting any poon.

>boogie
>fit
??

Damn he lost alot of weight

some fat loser who gets off on attention whoring about not losing weight is now someone we believe in matters of sex? JUST
you idiots are retarded if you think he's ever fucked a girl without paying for it

>What's your excuse?
I'm afraid of women

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I spent all my money on supplements

Don't have a huge DOM skull like him

t. faggot

I thought he was married

And he ate that?
what a fucking fatass, i thought he was on a diet.
He is not going to make it.

>boogie
>dieting

why?

I don't get the fucking hate. At lest he's doing something about it. Why does he get zero respect
Jow Forums?

>faggots
>not up for random sex
Man you're in denial.

you're correct, he *was* married.

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I'm not 40 and my peers look a lot better than me

I dont want to date a filthy aids whore

underrated

this guy is right, idk why you boogie fanboys suck his dick all the time and believe every word he says, he cant even stop lying to himself about his weight and you think he wouldnt lie on the internet?

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It's either a lie or he payed for her. He says it at the end that if he comes back next year he can talk again about how he pays for hookers.

hahahahah

This

Honestly can't believe how many autistic virgins there are on this board and in his following who blindly believe him.

SHE TOOK HALF OF ALL HIS POSSESSIONS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAGAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

SHE PROBABLY MADE LIKE 500K FOR 4 YEARS OF NURSING HHSHEHEHEHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

TOO FUCKING FUNNY

Fuck my life

Did she get half his subscribers and half his weight too?

P A Y

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He never takes responsibility for his fatness and doesn't have the discipline to not eat metric ton of food every day. It's always sob stories from his childhood as excuses for his continued obesity well into adulthood.
He manipulatively pulls the victim card all the time and we got tired of his bullshit.

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BOOGIE SMASH

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Boogie hasn't fucked anybody. He still has skin hanging over his dick and his sexual organs are damaged from years of them being suffocated by fat.

He probably licked her toes or something.

He mentioned how he lifted up his skin and rested it on her belly, so he could insert the big boogie dick

I don't engage in degenerated acts on normie social apps and I honestly dont give a damn about what does a random youtuber does with his life

He has an entertaining personality. It would be fun to get a beer with him and bullshit. Obviously some of the shit he says is exagerated or made up. Buy people who shit on him are jealous of his success and self respect.

This is the proper response

Five more years with a woman you love is better than five years of hoes

Mate if I took care of that fat fuck for 4 years I certainly would have wanted to get 50% of his money too.

Google feederism

The absolute COPE of this post.

Have any of you considered, that maybe.... he's lying?

>No, it can't be true, it doesn't fit my worldview

the eternal cope of autists like you

>I believe everything a chronic lier tells me because he seems like a nice guy
You're so naive

>I don't believe a guy because I'm autistic

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