Night nurse edition
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fanks fren
Debating the 2.9 mile walk to the nearest 24 hour shop as I'm on my last cider.
nth for drinking cheap cider
First for Colombian Soiboy
do it for the lads boi, I'll go downtairs for mroe rum too
why is he onions b0y
>grab a couple of cans from the shed
>realise I'm fucking knackers
damn it
I don't know how you stomach it mate. I'm drinking girly bulmers
FUCK, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS FIRST
Penalties was my workout
I'm such a fucking cunt fuck
Wished i saved the webm of it
Well lads, who's next to face the lads?
I like Caty's tits.
Gonna finish off this can then play some Resident Evil on PSVR
playing wow with a swedish faggot, ive let him know that we will beat him on saturday
what will you lads do if we get to the final? its a possibility, winning is incredibly unlikely though
Buy a box of Pot Noodles
Financial constraints.
>bulmers
You Irish? Interestingly I went to the ROI and found out that Magners and Bulmers are the exact same drink but for some reason it's known as Bulmers in the ROI and Magners in Northern Ireland but it's the same drink, same company.
>t. Ulsterman
go down to the pub and watch the game
drink until I throw up
making it to the final is all I want from this competition. wouldn't even care if we got hammered by the frogs.
Whats the archive site that as archives sp and Jow Forums etc? not desuarchive.org
I knew it was the same parent company but is it really the exact same drink?
we have magners here too but I've only ever had bulmers
also what is Galway like, my family come from there but I know literally nothing about it
Literally because I contacted the police about how he, a vulnerable adult, was being neglected and abused, as detailed on his blog. I imagine the police showed up. He's probably been taken into sociaI care away from his abusive parents
meant for: bombay bad boy
haha great story m8
i think this is why ebin closed his blog
Times must be hard if you're on that stuff. Frosty jacks in the park at night when I was in high school put me off it forever.
Yup. Exactly the same.
>what is Galway like
Absolutely lovely. I've only been once but I enjoyed it a lot. Comfy, quaint and plenty of historical things to see if that's your thing. The nightlife is great too, you could go out on a weekday night and you'll see plenty of people about at the pubs. The people are very friendly too, never had any bother.
Hoping my Purge Mask arrives tomrrow lads so i can see the new movie with it
wow that's so odd
thanks lad, I'll try and hop over next time my dad gets dragged across the Irish sea for a funeral or wedding
ITSA CAMMING HOME
Lids found the webm
come home
origi
oh I guess he is kinda effeminate, thanks for posting now I understand
S-shippy? Has he come home?
footbarr's coming home
>not knowing there are at least three main xi posters
also the fact that he's supporting columbia
Enjoy sports
What's it like down south lads? Might have to move from the deep north for a job and it seems mystical atm
On the one hand, chuffed about the football
On the other, went out with the lads for the first time in a while and saw how I'm just existing compared to them
live in the deepest south pretty much (Cornwall) love it, no real cities, lots of nice landscape only blights are summer tourists (normally british) and students in my town. pretty much paradise
Unironically on the night shift lids. What's the hot gossip tonight?
Lot of lads are drunk. Rumours of thread personalities promising to get their bums out if we win the WC
England beat Columbia in a penalty match, that's all really lid
I think my Dad is planning on putting the game on a big projector screen in his garden if we get to the final.
best part of england is cornwall
really think so? thanks
what comfy shit can I do tonight? finish watching JBP on rogan? eat jaffa cakes? shitpost on /sp/? watch a film? hmmmm
sit naked while pressing update on the thread
Why does every building down there have that yellow muck on the roof?
Cheeky bit of prozzy news
youtu.be
Ah, I was hoping you'd be a nutty Cornish nationalist. It really is a beautiful part of the country though. I'd love to live there
Eat Jaffa Cakes with some hot chocolate
As much as the joy of winning, I'm glad we knocked out those cheating tossers
What are you lads up to
What do you mean? Don't notice anything of the sort
SP lad you passed out drunk yet?
I'm so glad we finally won on penalties. Extra sweet because Southgate is manager. Just having some cans and watching wrasslin
>watch a film?
or audiobook and post
Ah so you were baiting that. My suspicions were correct. Yeah I'm not a nationalist it's a silly concept. Never met any either. Just wish our almost dead language isn't gonna die completely
do you wear spectacles? i do and wondered if it makes a difference. also unsure as to get psvr or get a new super duper vr ready fingymibob for muh pc
nah only one rum in still but I'll go downstairs for some crisps and another now I think
have also been very lazy but I read 60 pages of my book
who did you watch the football with lad? how did oyu spend today? drinking anythiing?
i cant cope in this heat much longer lads, i constantly feel sick, ive had a headache for weeks and now my nose and throat are fucking killing me from being so dry, if i had the money id move somewhere colder today
This stuff. I've only seen it down in Cornwall and Devon.
Been placed in Band A on the waiting list for a flat on a "high medical priority" How long will I be waiting, luds?
What book? Watched with mum and sister and yes having some strongbow but feel bit bloated desu. Did you watch footie?
killin mofos and robbing houses on san andreas
song not san andreas related but is off 5. love these games from the first overhead view 1 made muh teenage willy twitch. i liked skidding on people and making red skid marks. and could do donuts on them fun times.
it's fun going on killing sprees to waste time.thot killing makes muh willy twitch desu. alarming/10, but i still do it
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Oh. Really don't know to be honest, might be something to do with mining history. That stuff isn't everywhere and that particular image looks near or in a main former mining town
Depends where you are. If you're in London it could still take a couple of years, regardless... I had to wait about a year for my place. If you're not in a city I'd say around 6 months on a medical.
a fantasy series called the stormlight archive.
nah, but my mum dad and brother were all very into it and shouting downstairs. It's nice that you and them enjoyed it.
I'm going to get shitfaced after my shift in the morning. What personalities and why does anyone care? :^)
Yeah I watched it a bit in work. Don't really care since we didn't qualify. Looking forward to weekend matches though.
I have diagnosed autism and live with my parents as a NEET, but I am not receiving any benefits or income support. Can I get free money from the government?
Yes you can. Even healthy people can. Buy some crisps for me lad with your first dole packet
My mum got very angry and upset when it looked like we were going to lose which made me sad though. Football does strange things to people. Why didnt you join them lad? Have a few books I'm planning to read but I'm lazy and my attention span is fucked
Ok so where do I go to get the free money? Also I only want to receive the free money if I do *not* have to job-search. I want to know if my autism will mean I can be deemed unfit for work
>live with my parents as a NEET, but I am not receiving any benefits or income support
do you have zero money then? Yes lad get on it
>do you have zero money then? Yes lad get on it
Yeah I've got literally 0 income, no money
What's it called? What kind of benefit is it and where do I go to get it? I am totally new to this concept of free money
Read more lad. I've put off reading the third book in the Lord of the Rings for far too long and keep putting off my huge backlog of books for other media with an equally large backlog
should be able to get on ESA. Just need to fill out a form and get your GP to sign off on it. Google my friend
>My mum got very angry and upset when it looked like we were going to lose
aww, it's a bit liek driving where people become so involved in everyhting
I've always hated football I guess, it seemed liek something for normies and I was naturally drawn to counter culture type things, as fedora as that sounds.
what are they lad?
Depends where you plan on going lad?
>Being right on the coast is shite as it's full of inbread traveller tier neibours who are the worst drivers in the country and it has one quarter of work cut off to you unless your a fisherman.
>However were you's to move northward in the radius of the surrey/sussex border area you would find great places and bliss in society away from fucking Inbred fishermen folk and the inner city Pakis and niggers who swamp the cities let alone the nation like flies...
Put it this way you head to the deep rural south you are in for a win.
>Middle class smartley dressed people in the towns with hardly any scruffy scum who need to be gassed.
>Peope are on high rungs of the genetic ladder, no ugly fish head fucks that need gassing only pure qt's 5+/10s and Chads.
>whilst on walks in the country, people are sociable and respond to your greetings with grace and not ignorance or animosity.
>If you are into shopping they offer everything beyond just poundland and Asda...
>Your away from the fucking kike influences in society, and are free to live independent deep in the country as your own life seeks.
>You are surrounded with nature every where you look be it the landscape or great oak trees with ethnics hanging from them.
upper down south is a utopia in all honesty, i mean why aren't you here?
bored now lads. who wants a game of swapsies..... , i'll swap you youtube.com
i picked your post randomly, but great choice in drinking rum. i'm on capn morgan and lemonade
Which county are you from?
Don't really watch football but enjoyed the match tonight lads. Started when there were 15 minutes left but we all know how that went.
How goes it citizen, having a pleasant walk on this fine summer day?
The state of some lads, how can people be so edgy?
what does your ideal gf look like lads? how does she behave?
ITS COMING HOME cominghomeblox
my ideal gf is a girl who likes me and doesn't cheat on me
COLONEL, WHAT'S A RUSSIAN GUNSHIP DOING HERE?
>likes me and doesn't cheat on me
big dreams friend
nope not even. i dunt love me so no bugger will.
soz for bein all grumps but that's life init
feel good song to make up for it
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East Sussex at the current moment, yet I very much plan on moving as I'm sick of all the foreigners and typical brainlet proles surrounding my local town and dirtying it with their scum existance, hence I'm moving very soon.
suddenly feel like I'm gonna be sick. Think I'm done with drinking for awhile. Time for a lay down
I do believe this man is drunk
Avril Lavigne, and not because you posted a leaf meme. No idea about the latter.
Hilarious character, please add more depth