>fat dad works construction all day
>while I sit at home watching Anime
>every day when he comes home he sees me and lets out a long sigh
>every fucking day
>sick of his shit
Trips decides what I do to my fat fuck dad when he gets home. This house is MINE I'm sick of him guilt tripping me into getting a job im 29 btw
Take all his food and replace it with healthy food and watch that fat fuck cry.
Nice I'm open to all suggestions
you are fucking 29 get a job with him in construction you lazy piece of shit
Lol you sound just like him loser
Replace his shirts with one size smaller so his fat gut sticks out more and take pics.
Similar situation. My dad's an obese alcoholic smoker with no job. Every time he sees me working on my hobbies on the computer he just shouts and grunts "Get a job!" Regardless of the fact that I apply to somewhere new every single day.
Tackle him and rip his esophagus out. Lord please guide this post into trips territory.
Fart in his cerial
Stop eating his dirty construction work money in the form of food as protest.
Apologize for being a selfish, lazy parasite and commit to getting a job.
get a job and give some respect to the man that both gave birth to you and has been allowing you to mooch off of him for 11 years longer than he should have
Get down on your knees and suck his fat cock
DASSSS RIGHT
DAT HOUSE BE YOURS
TELL HIM TO MOVE OUT
DAT MUTHAFUCKA NEEDA GO SOMEWHERE ELSE
DAAAAAASSSSSS RRRIIIGGGGHHHTTT
Lol not likely Asshole
Show him your anime porn he might like it!
No offense but if I had a son like you and I worked construction all day I'd kill myself
So close hahaha
Bitch slap him and say who da man now?
Fuck his ass for real nigga
Posts like this show just how shitty this place has become. Normies have almost the entire internet yet a group of depressed mentally ill losers cant have even one fucking board.
Persevere. Be patient
Cum on him
I concur user. Why these people come here I haven't the slightest clue.
give your dad a hug and tell him you appreciate his hard work and love him as a father
let a huge ass fart as soon as he finishes his sigh
Yeah... Unfortunately ... Thats a good thing. I say this as a mentally ill loser
>leeching off parents like a parasite
>calling people losers
Just kill yourself you fat ugly permavirgin NEET
Some of us need jobs to survive. I think OP is a pissant because he has a guaranteed way to get a good job, but he doesn't care. I'm envious.
Fuck his wife in front of him
Nigga, trips shouldn't decide what you do.
Show your dad you appreciate him being around.
Seriously, just offer to cut the grass or some shit.
Do something, just show your dad that you care.
Grab him from behind and saw his head off with a rusty blade.
Goooooddddd... Let the hate flow through you
does it really matter who gets trips if we all know OP wont deliver??
>This house is MINE
lol how do you figure?
he's the one who works hard to pay the bills/keep up payments. you're just an overgrown parasite.
>be OP
>be gigantic faggot
>dad comes home from work, time to show him who's the boss around here
>'h-hey dad, y-you're a fat fuck'
>'WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME'
>'d-dad calm down haha. it was just a joke h-haha. just have a good laugh with me, your son. p-please?'
>'IM GONNA RAPE YOU TO DEATH JUST AS I DID WITH YOUR STUPID PIECE OF SHIT DOG'
and so on
if trips, you have to cut your own dick in front of your dad.
You almost had me OP, but you blew it when you added, "im 29 btw."
Does age even matter? He's less than 11 months from being a wizard
No I'm saying he's just baiting us to get mad. He's hoping will get pissed and tell him to get a Job. Probably some underage larping
Give him a bj and rim his asshole
I'm 25 and already an accountant. Lol your dad should kick you on the streets. I know I would.
When you hear him coming home, get on down and point your ass up to the door so that he comes in and immediately gets a face full of your ass.
I think they just come to feel better about their inane normie lives.
m8, does that even matter?
Some of the faggots here, do seriously need to get a job. And the other part need to realize that not getting a waifu/husbando ain't the end of world.
That's the gayest shit I've ever heard. SChlomofag