I just had an idea: Let's come together robots, and compile a list of tips, tricks and advice for one another - based on our own experiences. I know this place is a shithole, none of us will ever get out of here, tfw no GF, I will die a virgin, yadda, yadda, yadda. But let's do this anyways. Who know how better we can actually make one another's life with a few of our own experiences! Thread inspiration: > - didn't get the thread that inspired this guy, but it made me think
I'll start with some tips: >college is a meme? Yeah. But your parents will think you're doing something useful. Might buy you a few more years of living with them. Good courses for robots: Engineering, computer science (or anything IT related). Good courses to meet girls: Any humanities course (full of retarded betas, faggots and stacies), biology, gastronomy, pharmacy, medicine and law >fake it until you make it - it works. Be it about socializing or working, acting like you know what you're doing works wonders. At first you will indeed be a blabbering idiot, but you won't mind that much when it all falls flat because you know you're full of bullshit. After some experience, your bluff becomes real >don't take people seriously. Chad, Stacy, girls - none of their opinions matter, unless you let them matter. Do you care about what NPCs say about your character in your RPG? Of course you don't. Look around yourself in any public place, you'll see that the average person has a lower IQ than a NPC's AI! And AI's don't even have IQ yet! Are their opinions really important? Do what you want to do busta, not what others won't judge you for. Just don't slaughter people like your NPCs >wanna learn to code and actually create something? Try coding a roguelike game! Dwarf Fortress? Cataclysm DDA? Yep, those
I'll add more later. Give your tips and advice anons!
Just google "how do I do X" whenever you do something. Also add Reddit into your search to see what actual normies have to say. It's how I got my job and learned how to talk to girls.
John Wood
I think it's a good Idea but the thread will die eventually, user. Either you manage to insert it in r9k culture or you'll have to do these daily
Andrew Phillips
>never, EVER confess your feelings to a girl you aren't in a relationship with. Most of us are real desperate or really emotive due to our bottled up feelings, but confessing to a girl comes out weird/creepy/awkward/wrong 99% of the times. Keep it cool, casual and flirty. After you're making out/fucking for a while and doing boyfriend/girlfriend stuff, then you can say what you feel - but never inflate the value of pussy, or you'll end up pussy whipped and beta - which means getting cheated on or treated like shit >messaging on the phone is rarely a good starter for talking with girls. Only exceptions: Dating apps/sites and if the girl gave you her number, specifically and explicitly
Sebastian Hughes
I'll probably make the thread into a text file of some kind - probably organized by topic or something. I have a lot of free time for a while now (winter break from college), so I'll probably post it ever so often here
Carson Davis
Wrong post to reply to. But you get it.
Ian Lopez
>watch out for indocrination and psyops. Stuff that is being pushed around a lot but are basically memes (i.e.: that "become a trap" faggotry from a while ago and the whole nofap thing - nofap is beneficial, but not for the reasons advertised though) >remember: Your life is all that matters. Some people think hedonism and being egotistical are bad things - they are, for others. Do you think rich people care that others think they're assholes? Do you think they cared on their way to rich? How many of these who call them assholes are rich, successful and happy too? Yeah, you can see the disconnection. Being good is okay, but never deride your happiness from others', or you'll become the exploitable slave sheep everyone wants to have. Live for yourself and do what you want to do >sugar helps wonders with hangovers >avoid taking medications, whatever the type. They fuck up your organs in the middle-long run, which makes you have to take more medications >hairy ass? Uncircumcised dick? Use the handheld shower head (the secondary one, with the hose) to wash your parts thorougly >don't pop acne zits and spots. They get infected easily (increasing size and taking longer to heal) and also cause microfissures under the skin - which spread the pus and cause more acne in their vicinity >never touch your skin tags, marks and moles. These things are extremely sensitive and can cause tumors easily if damaged
James Davis
>for every health related issue that is not pathological first try a more natural solution and only after it possibly start buying monthly products >In college try and get a sense of how your possible profesors think before picking them if that's possible for you to do it. Profesors who get bitter when students do not study and/or always give the same topic writing the same stuff on board are not good profesors. >all debate places who are/would be seen as full of toxic masculinity are your friends. That's how you can possibly make it up for the lack of basic real world knowledge when it's eventually needed while having few/no friends and a bad relationship with your parents
Brayden Rodriguez
>you chan heat up sauseges in soup and save on washing up
Cameron Perry
>Its 200,000.000.000 times better to be akaward or weird than completly quiet at school/work/college
Eli Hill
A few generic questions that get asked on Jow Forums all the time and have simple answers: >how do I approach this girl? - Don't think about it or worry about it. Just go in blind and say whatever comes to mind. If that bitch is about to be jumping on your cock in the next 24 hours, it's going to happen no matter what you say. If she's gonna bitch and walk away, she wasn't worth it anyways. Just be wary of boyfriends/husbands >how do I get an X type/race girlfriend? - Go to places where you'd commonly find these people. The more specific, the harder it is to find them, but the easier to know where to try to >should I go for an escort? Do you want casual sex and a casual relationship (if you have enough money)? Then yes. If you want a lot of emotions and feelings or don't have disposable income, then definitely not. Find a practice GF if you want to lose your virginity and learn something on the way >how do I find a hobby? Take a tour of your city. Enter places you usually wouldn't. Go to a club, a community center, the church, an artisan's warehouse, whatever. You'll eventually find something you fancy
Logan Johnson
Absolutely this. Every awkward retard I know has a girlfriend and friends. Every silent loner I know has zero friends (and needless to say: no girlfriend).
John Hall
>don't use laptops and electronic devices directly on top of your bed. They heat up a lot, which reduces their durability and can cause a fire. If you insist, at least find their ventilation and make sure it's not blocked by your sheets
Interacting with girls: >look down on them. That doesn't mean being arrogant or cocky (these have variable success rates), that means taking lead and not taking them seriously (as you would with a child) >keep things nonchalant and casual. When you do invest (ask them out, flirt, give a hint) be blunt. Avoid half-assed and indecisive affirmations ("Would YOU LIKE to X?", "Do YOU X?", "What do YOU THINK about X?"). No matter what modern media and culture pushes on us men - the onus is on us to be assertive and dominant about choice when dealing with women. The only thing a woman should ever have to choose about your life if whether to give pussy or not - because otherwise you're going to jail. Even if she doesn't, be ready to next her >don't be too present, and avoid being too attentive. Act like you're always busy and have more pussy lined up in case she doesn't give it to you. This is where having at least some sexual experience (even with an escort) comes in handy: Knowing you CAN get pussy independent on her makes you less needy
Hudson Morgan
>want to know if a girl is giving you hints or flirting with you? Flirt back. Her reaction is the only sure way to know >feeling down? Depressed? Ugly? Undesirable? Wash your face with some cold water and remember who you are, what you are. If you can't figure it out, remember you have this given from birth: You're a member of a race that mastered nature, built wonders, crafted masterpieces, survived impossible odds and extinctions and even supposedly nailed God to a fucking cross - and most of these way before they even had the practicalities and technologies you have today. So stop being a pussy, set some goals and focus on them instead of on things you can't control or can't change
Benjamin Myers
>hit the hyperzone of low framerates in a game? Look straight up or straight down. Chances are: Your GPU is having trouble, and since it only deals with what's onscreen, minimizing what is onscreen helps a lot >use different passwords for different websites and apps. Even if they're all numbered variations of the same password, it helps a lot in case you get hacked >don't let your electronics turn off from 0% charge. This reduces their battery's durability by a lot if it's recurrent. Charging "beyond" 100% is fine though. Just watch out for overheating
Liam King
>if your life is shit, never just "bee yourself". that version of yourself is the reason you life sucks as much as it does >persistent suicidal urges past the age of 25 should be acted upon. no shame leaving a party you weren't enjoying in the first place
Dominic Lewis
>"bee yourself"
This only makes sense if you act in a way that's different from what you usually do, but still reflects something that's innate in you. Like if you rush into a fire to save a dying cat without thinking. It shows you have courage, but it's not something you realized you had in you before. To actually "be yourself" you have to change what you do while still acting in a way that's genuine and reflective of your values.
Oliver Sanchez
The actual meaning of being yourself often gets really distorted. The whole "be yourself" thing isn't about doing what you always do or still being a retard - it's about being comfortable doing what you want to do. If you can achieve the point where you're completely comfortable (confident, shameless, happy), independent on the circunstances, then you are "being yourself".
David Cox
>soap/detergent help a lot with foggy windshields (on cold days, when your car's windows are closed). Coat your windshield with some and your breath won't stick to it for a while >stinky room? Skunk pissed on your roof? Leaving an open recipient with a about half a cup of vinegar inside a closed room clears out even the worst smell - shit neutralizes odors like vacuum >if you're not feeling confident about how long you'll last in bed, cum beforehand. Your next orgasm won't be as intense, but it will take longer to happen (window of a few hours in my experience) >trim your pubes with a pair scissors before using a razor blade or hair clipper. It helps to reduce the resistance of the hair, making for an easier trimming >kind of personal, but for some reason, cooling my stomach (raising my shirt and getting some fresh air, preferably cold) helps a lot with nausea in my experience
Asher Walker
you read my fucking mind I was thinking of creating this thread
I'm depressed out of my mind like I wasn't in (at least) months tho because of asking out a girl that was pretty much my only hope and getting rejected so I can't give any tips at this moment
Julian Russell
Such a good one. Remember that you are just another guy, another candidate, you're not 'special' so don't come too needy or beta.
So fkn true. Most awkward otaku or autist back in my HS had a gf.
Mason Evans
Glad to know the topic is welcome. Feel free to drop any advice you may have. Hope you feel better soon user.
Also remember that so is she. She isn't special just because she has good genetics and a nice pair of tits - if you can make sure she knows that, she'll respect you.
Caleb Martin
Gotta go sleep now, but I saved today's thread content. I'll post it somewhere (cloud drive or something) and post it in the next thread! Feel free to contribute more, and thanks for all the contributions.
