We literally lift so we could put our dicks in some holes

i lift so a qt azn with a big ass will sit on my face

I think any reason is valid to try being healthy and good looking.

We literally work so we can get some green notes with dead presidents on them. Anything can sound pathetic if you put it like that, you fool.

>he generalized an entire Han Chinese lawn bowling board

It's pathetic when you think about it

boooooring

>we

Good bait, 10/10, I responded.

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Concept of epigenetics and that exercise can directly influence some of our expressed dna for the better means that the more athletic and fit I am the better my children will be off or at least will have the ability to be healthier and stronger. The likelihood that even though starvation period environments created epigenetic inheritance through small rna inheritance then became possible then the possibility might exist for exercise induced epigenetics to be passed on means that I should get stronger and more athletically capable if I was going to be diligent in securing a future for my children. And that would mean that it would be in the best interest of every able bodied male and female that wanted the best for their kids to be strong and physically capable.

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>We
I don't believe that you lift for a moment. Fuck off this board.

I lift because cardio, weight training, and IF fixed my tachycardia, poor posture, and beetus. Is rather just continue and not have to go back to those things. Looking better doesn't hurt either.

Then you haven't thought hard enough about it if you think it's pathetic. It's not just "holes", it's the DNA in your body telling you to shape the fuck up so it can spread itself to the next generation by copulating with a fertile female.

Virgin detected

Even without epigenetics, being fit and in better health means statistically less disease in your children

it also helps if the mom is fit

Yep, this is all for the next generation.

>reducto ad absurdum hey guys look I am smart

You literally live just to die. WHOAAAA MANNNNN.

>Selfish Genes

Wtf why the hell did janny move this to r9k?

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I lift to be powerful and defeat enemys

>>Lift for yourself
>>I'm doing it for health
>>I lift to be powerful and defeat enemys

ITT: Liars. You're doing it because you hope it'll get you laid, you're just in denial about that fact.

you dont feel anything when your onions powered noodle-arms fail to move anything over 5kg? no shame? odd

All these people denying that they lift out of sexual motivation.
'hurr durr I only lift for myself, I only lift to be healthy, I only lift to be able to open pickle jars more easily'
fuck no u aren't
stop living in fucking denial and act like you're some kind of noble not being a 'pleb who only lifts to get laid, like all those lesser minded human beings'
EVERY dude started lifting to get pussy
and later on it is still ONE of the reasons to lift, not the sole reason, but it's still a reason

nothing wrong about that. pretty normal after all to chase poon if you're a dude. i just fucking hate the dudes who act like they don't

No, and back when I did work out, I felt no pride when they lifted many times that much, either.

At least no intrinsic shame or pride. Only extrinsic shame or pride, as in "how will this make me look to others, especially girls?" That's what's going on here. You want to be attractive to others, but it's viewed with social disapproval to be seen going to conspicuous effort just for the sake of such vanity. So you invent other reasons why you're doing it, and claim it's not about attracting women. It is, "lifting for yourself" is just a polite excuse, just like people talk about "advancing their career" when they really just want more money.

But what if I have onions powered big boy arms?

>muh lifting
FUCKING LMAO.

Face it, face is EVERYTHING. HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME are literally ALL that matter.

>i'd like you if you were more muscular!
SAID LITERALLY NO WOMAN EVER. LMFAO.

Gymcels are so fucking stupid, seriously.

You can gymcel your ENTIRE LIFE but it won't change these SET IN STONE, GENETIC factors that MATTER THE MOST. Really the only way working out will make you look better is if you're already overweight and losing weight reveals previously hidden cheekbones/jawline, and therefore improves your FACE. Thinking women like guys with autistic bulging muscles is stupid as FUCK.

STATUS and MONEY may make women want to DATE you, but literally the ONLY THING that matters in terms of SEXUAL ATTRACTION are ALPHA LOOKS which means a good HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.

Oh, and as for personality, just fucking LOL. Personality is just another word for looks. Chad stands in the corner of the room and says nothing. Women go crazy over how "mysterious" he is. You do the same and they call the police.

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>not lifting to be 'mired by fellow lifting brahs

ugly bitch detected. what woman has never wanted their guy to be more muscular you inbred cunt

maybe you do faggot.

i only lift because i shoot my bow, and to shoot 100 arrowss a day is fucking tiringn, so you have to excercise for it. I dont even go to theh GYM i do elevated pushups off a chair and than disp.

im, up to 120 pushups non stop. Also because ima hunnter who WALKS around te woods, so i hhave to carry a dead body for a while backk to my car, and i have to do it fast, before a bear or other predator smell my kill and come after me.

your probably a citty faggot.

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>Lifting for thots

I unironically am mostly lifting now because it really really makes me feel good about myself when I get so attracted to my own body I can masturbate to myself in the mirror and cum hard.

Everyone starts lifting to get laid. You continue lifting because of yourself.

there is truth being told here, half the time you press these guys on what they mean by lifting for yourself they'll vaguely outline all the shallow reasons they're not doing it for just in different words. a lot of them are just normaltype idiots who bought into the idea that they're supposed to lift for themselves so that's what they say they do.

>Implying we only lift for pussy
>Implying sex is just about sticking your dong in some holes

This is why you're a virgin OP.

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Fuck off, you plebian normalfag.

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If I was truly trying to get pussy I would stop lifting so much and spend my time actually trying to go on dates and hookup with women.

why does it matter what you're lifting for anyway? op is just trollin u

>don't lift
>smoke weed
>drink
>20bs overweight
>get laid anyway

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THis mother fucker knows de way

>he thinks lifting isn't fun by itself

Start lifting

>>>he thinks lifting isn't fun by itself
I've tried it. It isn't. Zero people work out because its enjoyable, its always a means to an end.

i joined a gym because it would put me in the general vicinity of a girl that i liked from work, and i planned to ask her out

i did ask her out to which she agreed, and gave me her phone number as well, or at least let us say that she gave me some number consisting of seven numerical digits.
when i texted this girl she went ghost like a total coward.

now i see the folly in lifting for skinny girls with terminal disabilities, i am going to lift for power, pure strength because that is the only thing that matter. power is absolute, power is everthing

forgot pic related. my ultimate goal

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It's HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.

"Lifting for girls" is the stupidest thing you can possibly do. Not because it's "vain", not because it's "against the spirit of the iron", but because it DOESNT FUCKING WORK.

You know what women find attractive? A handsome FACE, a tall HEIGHT, and good BONE structure. You can gymcel your ENTIRE LIFE but it won't change these SET IN STONE, GENETIC factors that MATTER THE MOST. Really the only way working out will make you look better is if you're already overweight and losing weight reveals previously hidden cheekbones/jawline, and therefore improves your FACE. Thinking women like guys with autistic bulging muscles is stupid as FUCK. Yeah, they might like a little bit of muscle, but 1) it's meaningless compared to FACE, HEIGHT and FRAME, and 2)Studies have shown that women prefer their partners to be in shape naturally, rather than having to go to the gym to maintain a physique.