Checkmate, Jow Forumsards

Certified penis inspector.

Stop lying. If he has a tiny penis he's going to be a cuck. This isn't the 1950's.

If eating chicken really makes your kid's dicce smoll then why black people have nigger dick?

Wow really? Then how come I still have a small dick even though I’m pretty old?

Is there ANY socio-political issue that liberals won't try and tie to penis size?

ike guns: "lol you must have a small dick"
oppose immigration: "lol you jealous of their big dicks wh*toid?"
omnivorous diet: "lol you have a small dick"

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It's almost like someone has an interest in perpetuating that baseless claim

I'm a rabbi.

>he thinks muh dik is reality
lmao @ ur life

>be pediatrician working ED yesterday
>family brings in kid 3 y/o for rash and swelling of hands and knees
>doing physical exam
>we take off his pants
>he has a raging toddler hard-on
>he starts flicking it like one of those door stopper springs
>parents are mortified
Was pretty hilarious.

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>Jow Forums doesn't mention the OBVIOUS counter-point that is black people

You're losing it, guys.

I see porn has permanently occupied your bugman brain.

When going long term with a girl, every man will eventually be cucked, it doesn't matter how gifted the man is, the woman will stray.
But, getting a girl would mean that he would not be an incel which was what I was referring to.

Lifetime v*gan here, 9×6 incher here
Cope meatcucks

look at this girthlet and laugh

Owo

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You don't need gigantic dicks in order to get girls, you don't need to be rich in order to get girls, what matters is your character, not how much pokemons you own in Pokemon GO.

And if your girlfriend wants to fuck other dudes behind your back, kick her out of the house/apartment you live, she's done for.

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So what? My cock is beautiful no matter what!

#stopcockshaming

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I’m OP

If you think girls don’t care about my Pokedex you’re fucking delusional

My dick is 7.8" long x 6.1" girth
Chicken and cured beef is my favorite meat
Maybe good genes, but you'd be an actual autismo to believe anything PEEETA says
On Twitter, even the vegans are saying to not support them

no

Because it's a stereotype.
There are tons of blacks that are insecure about it because they don't match up to the stereotype or they become delusional with their 5inch pecker and think the average is 4 inches.

post pics

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You're girth is too small for your length.
You need to compensate girth with length.
If you said 9x7 then it's make more sense, but 6 for 9 is too small.

Are you a guy?
I'm not a trap.
Also, sfw board.

weird. we were mostly a chicken family, but my dicks 7 inches. guess I could have been 9.

Kekd and checkd