went to the pharmacy to buy Mg after HIIT

> because who wouldn't like that
I don't think she'd like it. When women are taken against their will, their vaginas don't lubricate

just buy lube first
i mean its a fucking pharmacy

How much of a retard are you? Don't you think if I buy the lube right in front of her, she'd think about something suspicious?

I would have to lure her into my car. I'm going to park it right next to the pharmacy door.

>unwilling to steal a bottle of lube
>planning to steal an entire person

>woman at job just trying to get through the day
>great another stinky gymbro that reckons hes the shit
>oh shit now he's hitting on me
>quick say something that will end this appointment fast
>something something magnesium citrate
>are you kidding me he wants my number now? "u-ugh... I'm sorry"
>just get away from me you creep!

Why do you think I'm creepy? Have you seen me? I could punch you in the face right fucking now.

Implying I'm going to "steal" her.

thats why I think you're creepy.

what, were you just going to take a quick whiff of her pussy and throw her out the moving car?

I'm fine with it because I don't respect the opinion of a cuck who is uncomfortable with showing his masculinity.

She is naturally going to want me after I make her understand that I'm right for her.

My pussy smells like a fart.

Lifting a human above your head is much more impressive than pulling him off the floor.

>My pussy smells like a fart.
It sure does because you're on roids.

If she wants you why didn't you get her number?

Couldn't do it without stuttering

user it's over

>magnesium citrate
>diarrhea

no thank you.

>their vaginas don't lubricate

back up a second, what if...

lewd handholding

wait now hear me out, some people could get into this, im tellin' ya

Imagine being this beta

Bullshit. When theyre at work they'll write it down for you so they don't get in trouble. You must be ugly as shit

>She talked to me, so I'm giving it a chance.

>She's the first woman that has been nice to me

Yikes.

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> holding a girls hand will make her wet
What a faggot

I can tell you're a roastie just from this post. Apparently Jow Forums has been brigaded by reddit whores

Oh God, it hurt me to see this

>Bullshit. When theyre at work they'll write it down for you so they don't get in trouble. You must be ugly as shit
I have a recessed maxilla but I'm working on it.

>Oh God, it hurt me to see this
It's ok bro. You will have your chance. Maybe try out a pharmacy?

Yikes bro. I don't think I could go there again. At least you have the confidence to ask girls out though. Shouldn't be too hard to lose virginity with other girls if you keep trying. This one isn't interested though.

Lifting and HIIT has helped me a lot. I think I'm 6/10 on a good day. Of course, I'm dreadfully afraid of rejection, partly due to my mother's ignorance of my need for hugs as a little kid. But I will get over it, in order to develop deep and meaningful relationships with women, as all women are not roasties. Amazingly, women are individuals, just like us men, although they're also collective creatures, there are a few unicorns out there. But looking for a unicorn will set you up for failure.
Women are like sheep and you're the sheep herder. They look for your guidance. Be the guide you want to see in the world. The confidence and independence should naturally attract feminine women. As I'm still socially awkward, however, this hasn't yet worked out.
I believe in you bro.

Go back to Lookism.net you beta male phaggot

dude i have this shortie cutie waifu tier girl in my pharmacy too. I'm sure it's not the same but fuck this made me want to ask her out.

>Women are like sheep and you're the sheep herder. They look for your guidance. Be the guide you want to see in the world. The confidence and independence should naturally attract feminine women. As I'm still socially awkward, however, this hasn't yet worked out.

You know, although you lad, have some mental problems, as long as you keep working on your goals and on developing yourself, you'll get a partner eventually

P.S: try not to categorise women as sheep, we are a society(tm) so we're past that, i hope.

I'm still thinking of her

Kill yourself permacel

Nice cope

if you made a big impact on her she will surely think of you for days to come. maybe wait 2-3 days because if she's thinking of you she will imagine this romantic fantasy and then visit her again for some vitamins. And ask her out this time.

I'll ask her for some zinc because that makes you cum more.
Thanks for the advice though. I really appreciate it.

Cope more permacel

Low IQ sociopaths become this guy
High IQ sociopaths become Chads working in finance
You are pathetic, go to therapy.

Whoa...so this is the power of...autism......very interesting op.....

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>I'll ask her for some zinc because that makes you cum more.
I really hope you're real, OP.

All this time you spent making a poor LARP could've been spent on anything beneficial for yourself. What do you gain from this that you couldn't from vidya, fap, reading, etc...

Op you are being autistic, stop projecting

This, I OHP my wife infront of her friends, soaks 'em everytime.

Not larping. As if there are no qt pharmacists

Ecks see. Legit tho, is it boredom or do you like the attention?

She was trying to sell you some shitty ass magnesium not flirting with you, sucker

>go to local GNC for some creatine
>4/10 qt asks me if need any help
>"Is this all the creatine you guys have"
>"yeah, that's it. Were you looking for something specific"?
>"nah just something cheaper"
>"well if you buy this and this you get this free and yadda yadda yadda"
>"whatever, I'll just get this"
>grab some optimum nutrition
>she rings me up
>"next time you should try the hcl. It's does less damage to your kidneys"
>"yeah whatever"
>leave
Like I'm gonna take nutrition advice from some slob with a GED and a black kid.

Man I've known some guys from the gyms that I've been at who worked at gncs and they were complete bro-scientists without a clue about what they were putting into their bodies. It's almost criminal the amount of leeway that they give 90iq bros to recommend (potentially) harmful substances to people. Not that I think that supplements (and most drugs) shouldn't be over the counter but at the very least these people should take a quick course so they have an idea about what they are telling people to take.

Damn dude, you're strong. I can only bench press your wife.

It wasn't the most expensive option so I'm inclined to believe I have a chance

go back there with your penis poking out of your shorts and insist that she speak to it directly.

It can depending on the situation. One thing can lead to another and then boom, you're cock deep in Katie from the pharmacy

Sheeeeeeees noooooot iiiintereeeesteeeeed!

>be me
>be 10 minutes ago
>be in line buying some beer in the liquor store
>some random nigger: "I see you, bro"
>"huh"?
>"I see you" *flexes his muscle*
>"oh thanks"
>puts out his hand
>"I'm frankie figs" (Or something like that. I didn't really understand him). "I'm America's next top comedian"
>"Oh yeah"
>"yeah"
>"My wife. She's a detective. I don't like her, but I love her"
>I laugh, not getting the joke at all
>tells me like 3 other "jokes"
>tells me that sometimes he wants to choke his wife
>laugh again
>"that one wasn't a joke"
>tells me he's self-made millionaire from flipping houses
>tells me he's a cuck, raising some other guy's son
>I don't care about any of this shit and want to shut up so bad
>his turn in line
>tells me "watch this"
>gives the get a nigger handshake and introduces himself as Frankie Figs or whatever the fuck
>"let me get that get right"
>the kid, just as confused as I am, "huh"?
>"That get right"
>"You mean the Hennessy"?
>I don't say anything, but I'm offended that the kid assumed the nigger wanted hennessy just because he's a nigger
>the other kid comes over, grabs a bottle of vodka, and says "he means this"
>he pays
>Frankie Figs leaves the store
>The kid to the other kid "that was Frankie Figs"
>I pay and leave
That was my first encounter with Frankie Figs, but I have a feeling it won't be my last...

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exactly. I still got mired tho

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What a great thread

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Why are women so cruel bros

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frankie figs on his way to the top

At GNC they (used to at least) make you take training courses your first few days and you had to pass them. That being said some of my fellow employees were dumbfuck ex army washups.

Can't tell if English isn't your native language, you had a stroke halfway through the story or it just didn't make sense.

No that's just niggers

Just a few typos. It also didn't make sense. Nothing that happened in that liquor store made any sense