>past my bedtime
>drink coffee
Past my bedtime
Bentley Peterson
Blake Lee
lad you're gonna be up all night
Jose Campbell
>laugh at joke
>its not even remotely funny
>hold the door open for someone
>regret it
Leo Hernandez
>8:00 PM
>NEET
>Drink 2 cups because it feels good
I'm already awake at 4 AM
I hear my mother and father jumping around the house after I cum in my fap-sock.
It's too late
Benjamin Brown
>finish eating
>take two multivitamin pills instead of one
Colton Collins
>people say don't trip
>keep tripfagging
Grayson Hernandez
Holy shit dude, that should be illegal.
Kayden Campbell
>trying to save weed for tomorrow so the fireworks don't make me depressed
>smoke some of it anyway
Carter Thompson
>put on clothes
>keep on the same underwear from yesterday
David Watson
>go to super market
>stick sewing needles in candy bars
Zachary Rodriguez
yeah but do you refuse to say god bless you when someone sneezes?
not so tough anymore huh?
William Martin
wait judging by that pic does that mean those shitty gamer joker memes people post on here are unironic when normalfags post them on facebook or twitter
Cooper Lee
>universal donor blood
>never donated
Justin Parker
>keep fridge door open
Hudson Adams
>Universal plasma donor
>Always make and cancel appointments
Stop me
Ayden Cruz
youre first in line for the day gamers rise up
Kevin Hill
i bet this literal waste of life has gotten laid
Nathaniel Hill
>go for a drink
>say yes to plastic straw
Jonathan Perez
i have never seen anything this cringy. just wow.
John Edwards
>mcdonalds employee tells me to have a nice day
>don't
LOOK MOM NO HANDS
Anthony Bennett
the guy in the pic is based