>be me >bad person >want to hurt people >it's fuckin illegal so i cant >Decide to join the Marines after high school >Get stationed in the Pacific >Constant Training Op's to 3rd countries but no deployments >urge to be an piece of shit person increases >Surrounded by sluts on liberty >Girls constantly hit on us because we are Marines >lightbulb.jpg >perfect idea >tell them i am in love with them >tell them i want to start a family with them right now >fuck and cum inside them as much as possible >get a new one every week >rinse, wash and repeat every mission >do this for 6 years >come home to normal life >think of all the single moms i've created >laugh to myself
Good times. Good fuckin times. Feel free to ask me anything.
what type of soldier where you like inf or support what was the pay
Lucas Edwards
>military faggot enough as it is without anything else >fucks girls leave
Ethan Murphy
Orah muhreen, semper Fi
Keep doing God's work, the brown unwashed masses must be colonized by the white dick.
Charles Young
I was a communications Marine. Pay was good. About 800 every 2 weeks when i started then about 1200 every two weeks when i got out.
>tripfag
plz stop
OohRah. Those little brown fucking machines never saw it coming,
Isaac Cook
when i was in the Marines I was too busy training and deploying to fuck bitches. Now I'm a 28 y/o kv but at least I got to kill some sandniggers. Where were you stationed that you were surrounded by sluts on libo? Camp Lejeune fucking sucked for that purpose. The nearest city is like a 3 hour drive
Okinawa, specifically camp foster and camp hanson. The japs hated us training on the island so we did a fuck ton of Op's in 3rd world countries like the philippines and Thailand.
Maybe i would, but it would never happen. So i don't care. They would never find me anyways.
Andrew Walker
>we did a fuck ton of Op's in 3rd world countries like the philippines and Thailand.
Man I'm so fucking jealous. My first deployment was supposed to be a MEU booze cruise and I was promised hot euro whores to fuck, but we ended up going straight through the Mediterranean without even stopping and going through the Suez and floated off the horn of Africa doing nothing for a few months. After months of nothing we got deployed off the ship into Afghanistan which was cool but I'm still pissed I never got to lose my virginity in a threesome to some Euro whores.
Machine gunners are cool as fuck. I wish i got to deploy and mow down some fuckin towel heads. I never even got to be a fobbit. I was as POG as it gets. I only went COMM becuase i was told i'd have more opportunity to deploy than your avg grunt. Then again it's not like there's a war anymore, so maybe i was just a victim of the times. I was on the 31st MEU for a while too but like i said. All training Ops.
Jordan Gutierrez
I was on the 26th meu. It was fun as fuck being a machinegunner not gonna lie. I was in from 2008-12 and got my two Afghan deployments and saw some pretty heavy combat so I'm happy on that front. I just wished i could have somehow used my status to fuck somehot bitches while I was in, but the training/deployment tempo was just too much. It sucks still being a virgin so many years later and never having fucked any pussy despite everything else I've experienced. What really sucks is when all of your buddies around you effortlessly slay pussy but you never get any.
Dude do you have some sick moto tats? Just go into bars and show them bitches off. People go wild for that shit. Especially being a combat vet like yourself.
Other boards just think im a prick. They don't understand.
Parker Morgan
I've been here since the day the board was created. What are you doing here?
Nope. I'm one of the only guys in my platoon that never got any tats.
Brayden Ramirez
Damn. I got the typical EGA and old english usmc. Thats usually enough
Benjamin Turner
How does that work? You just show the tat to chicks and they jump on your dick? That shit never made sense to me and I doubt I would be able to swing it even if I did have tats.
Blake Garcia
Nah. It's on my forearms so people just ask and i give the ol "yeah i was a marine" schpeel
Cameron Richardson
fallujah 2004, what really went down? Ive worked with a few vets and heard some fucked up shit.
Jackson Walker
I couldn't tell you man i wasn't in during that time. Im sure i heard the same fucked up stuff as you have though.
Luis Harris
I'm and I had a few Phantom Fury vets as team leaders/squad leaders. They were pretty much revered as demi-gods and they were the hardest motherfuckers in the unit. Proud to say that I was trained by them and served under them. I would give my left nut to have been born 5 years earlier so I could have had a crack at Fallujah
>thinking Jow Forums is some obscure board on the dark web
Calm down guy everyone comes here its the new /b/
Maybe...but theres a slim chance
Dominic Reyes
>give the ol "yeah i was a marine" schpeel rper detected. Once a marine, always a marine nigger
Luis Reed
Americans are so incredibly pathetic, I cannot comprehend. I hope you all die soon.
Aiden Brown
Yeah but civillians dont understand that. They'll be like "oh so are you on leave? why is your hair long?" yadda yadda. Of course if i see another marine like this user they'll understand what i mean. Plus not all of us are so fucking moto boot gung ho. Pus you dont know shit about the Corps.
How so?
Ayden Turner
keep hoping and keep whining nigger lover, we're here to stay
