Has anyone ever seen your dick? Did they tell you anything about it?

Got drunk and jerked off for a chick a few years ago. She told me it was the "fattest cock [she] had ever seen" which was definitely a lie. It's only about 5.5 to 6 inches in circumference. Still, it made me feel good about myself for a few days.

I'll throw in a story
>be me
>about two months back
>me and the boys head out to the lake for a fishing weekend
>one night we're all a bit more tipsy than usual
>end up talking about our dicks
>the other two bet each other that they're bigger than the other
>mfw dicklet
>they both drop their pants and are at least 8' rock hard
>they tell me to drop mine, and reluctantly do
>they both snicker at mine and tell me to measure theirs
>Friend A is slightly larger, collects his 20, and we all go about our night, never mentioning it again
All around a pretty hot experience. Glad I didn't catch the gay from here until afterwards, though now I do masturbate often to this memory.

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You should have jerked them off. That's what I would have done.

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>dude show me your dick'
>rock hard
not gay at all

GF.
Said it was smaller than the other guys.

One and only
>19
>public showers for the first time after gym with new roommate
>remove towel
>"pretty cold in here, huh?"

Gay friend wouldn't tell me something I wanted to know unless I sent him a pic of my wang. He said "10/10 would succ."

yeah this asian twink i was seeing for a couple weeks
>we get back to his apartment
>start making out; immediately spill brandy all over his floor
>help him clean it up
>resume making out
>cant help but keep saying/doing really autistic shit because i think it's hilarious
>he sucks my dick while i lie down on the bed
>finish
>clean up
>he tells me he likes me a lot
>can tell he's way more into me than i'm into him which makes me really uncomfortable
>tell him i have to go
>don't return his text messages
feelsgayman

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I have posted it in a couple of boards
90% of people complimented me on how big it was
The other 10% were crazy size fetishist traps who werent happy with anything under 11"

Akko doesn't look like that.
And yeah most responses are something along the lines of "it's really thick" or "big peepee" but it's mostly cause I'm a short skinny twink with a 7.8x6"

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My gf and an ex
My ex said that it was thicker than her ex
My gf doesn't say anything at all, she just sucks it

Today a black female doctor touched it. She said "there's nothing wrong with your penis."

She wants me bad.

>tastebuds on penis
>can eat pussy while you fuck it

some guys have all the luck

>It's only about 5.5 to 6 inches in circumference
Oh, I see, it's fucking bai-
Oh.
Circumference

Yes.
She didn't say anything. It's average if not slightly above.

5.5" is 90th percentile, 6" is 99th
fucken humblebraggers

A handful of girls saw me naked on accident in high school and all I got was a bunch of giggling and blushing for the next few weeks when I saw them. Nothing about me or my body.

LEAVE MY BEST FRIEND ALONE.

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There's never enough ways to ask for nudes.

"Fuck, you're big".

I'm still not sure if it was because I was/am a fat fuck or if it was my dick.

Jow Forums gave it 8/10. I've only posted it once and I doubt it's archived or saved. My dick is decent but not really "Holy shit I'm going to store a picture of this on my computer for five years" good.

I occasionally fantasize but it is never nearly as appealing irl as it is in the fantasy. Shit is weird in your mouth, gross taste and I hate my own cum much less somebody else

tfw my dick was actually posted some months ago two years after I posted it

Two times, it looks like nothing was wrong with it cause the doctor said it was ok.

Now that I'm getting Jow Forums I actually do think I might be able to take a cock pic people actually want to save long term. I'm pretty hyped.

Holy shit I a man such a faggot I thought this was about sucking dick

they grab tons of dicks and balls, it probably wasn't an unenjoyable experience for them just a normal doctor's visit. Unless you are fat and stinky and gross. Then yeah it would definitely be unenjoyable.

You aren't fat, stinky, an gross are you?

Yes, that was the joke user

Yep. First time I got "oh.....wow....I wasn't expecting that"
Then my current gf was baffled and has showed at least 5 people pictures of it to brag

Told it looks like a swollen thumb, my foreskin covers 95% of my head even when erect :/

I showed it in all forms to a girl (female) and she said it was "a really nice cock" I'm sure it's not that great or anything, don't think too much about it tho, don't show it unless your certain they will handle it.

4.6 inch dick
6'4
no one has seen my cock and never will

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tfw big dick giant but watching porn made me think im small
7.8x6.3
8 inches bone pressed

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>5.5" is 90th percentile, 6" is 99th
>Knowing this
Fucking autism

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My brother probably has since we all lived in a single hotel bedroom and being a horny teenager doesn't stop when someone's sleeping in the bed literally a foot away from you. He obviously didn't say anything though.

Besides that and my parents no. It's probably going to stay that way since I don't do anything to make my life better because brain problems.

Ive fucked girls by sending them a picture of my dick before.

Two who lost interest in talking to me suddenly were dtf after I sent my dick and one I just sent my dick and a couple of selfies after adding her on Sc after seeing her Sc username on Grindr.

My duck is 6.5 inches by 5.5 inches when super erect but usually more like 6 inches by 5.5 inches.

post it on /soc/ every now and then to brag and collect (You)s

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I've been in many communal showers where men go and sometimes bring their young sons and daughters and they all usually stare for a few seconds at least.

That image tells a story. A story I wanna hear.

No, but I want to show it to a homo male someday to get his opinion.

my fucking penis is small

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That's okay user, small penises are cute!

I go online and talk to chicks on kik all the time and I send them pics and videos of my dick and I used to have gfs and stuff

have a pretty big dick I think but not freakish

man you didn't catch the gay...that WAS gay nigga thats why they asked you to help. gay all gay

SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSSSSSK

I would but 5" 5" is fucking puny

>6.5 inches
Is that all it takes to get tinder thots to slobber on your knob? Dunno about the circumference, but I'm the same size.

it's apparently "cute" according to my bf which I guess means small, but whatever, I'm a sub anyway

the only time might have been at a public urinal
the gays keep looking at your dick there

Same and she mentioned this to our whole family that I was a big boy. Absolute nightmare fuel

literally average, stop watching porn

can someone explain why the difference between 5"5 and 6" seems so huge to people?

>he never participated in the dick comparison threads with that one website that automatically told you percentile
you new or something?

what are you doing, just post it nigga

My girl(male) friend sucked my 6.5 inch dick and quite enjoyed it, was hard afterwards. She said it was neither big nor small

The site? I don't remember the name, tried to find it again before but couldn't. All I have to go off of is you put in erect length and girth and flaccid length and it would tell you percentile and how many men would be smaller than you in a group of 1000

Apparently I have a big head.

I'm 6.5 long when hard

But I have literal baby penis when I'm soft

Used to be really afraid of public showers but I got over that. When life sucks so much elsewhere I can be happy that atleast I'm a decent size hard.

I post my cock everywhere online because it's the closest il get to interaction

Generally speaking it gets 7s or 8s, large head

>Has anyone ever seen your dick?
>Did they tell you anything about it?

Do dick pics count?

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I've shown my dick to multiple e-people after they asked to see it.

about 20 people have.

Thanks user but I hardly ever watch porn, especially including dicks. Probably has something to do with the fact that my first relationship at 14 was with a thicc girl and she said my dick was really small. It was only about 4"5 so she might have been truthful, but i have been in no sexual relationships since.

you do realize fat girls feel less due to having a giant hole and need bigger dicks to be satisfied, right?

We never fucked, I just showed her my erect dick and she said it was small.

her base of reference is probably from porn and she's massive so everything looks smaller
it's pretty simple stuff

Only girl who saw it said "Holy shit"
Random black guy in my social club I'd never spoken to before came up to me on the last day of camp, shook my hand and said "welcome to the big dick club" apparently on of the younger kids saw me in the shower and told everyone about it. 7"x5. 5" btw

Thanks user, I appreciate you making me want to feel genuinely better about myself. I'm sure your wang is a people pleaser?

I remember my grandfather laughing about the size of my dick when I was 7, that's about it.

thats not dryness, those are penile pauples

If he saw you in the shower thats only your flaccid lenght
I dunt gettit

I'm still like 5.5 there

I forced two girls into the Ladies' bathroom and unzipped my pants and showed one of them my dick. Pretty much sexually assaulted them, and I feel pretty bad for it.

My sis walked in on me showering, she didnt say much.

I once invited female friend to come my house( She had and still has a boyfriend, she a 7/10).
I was wearing my pajamas cuz fuck it, I don't dress decently when I'm staying in my home.
Anyway this pajamas pants I was wearing were a bit thin, and even if I was wearing underwear she t texted me on intstagram after she left, saying I should avoid wearing pajamas when guests were coming to my house. She then explained she could easily see the perfect shape of my dick under the pants. But then she said "well, it could be worse, you could have had a small dick".

>so that's what a penis looks like

A big dick nigga saw and touched my dick and said it was big, but he was flattering me

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