>start new job
>going fine all's good for a week or two
>suddenly on break see the most qt girl I've ever seen walk in to break room
>Never wanted someone to love me more
>completely out of shape and awkward
>start lifting that night
I'm 6'3 lanklet status anons how long will it be until I get Jow Forums and can make my move
at your height?
might as well get on the juice if you don't want your qt to turn 30 before you hit her up.
Fuck this earth it'll be a fucking year before I even start looking ok and she'll probably be gone by then FUCK
If you don't fix the awkward, don't bother with the lifting. Tall lanklets can still pull fine, besides if you start lifting once you have her attention it makes you look like a real catch (she knows you, see the self improvement, your value increases).
curls, tri's. bench, shoulder work (doesn't need to be OHP), back work. machines, whatever. go every day. take no days off. you'll be fit in one month (by normie standards)
How do I do that though? Last week on Friday we both got in the same elevator and I didn't say anything because there was others in there too then we were walking pretty much side by side down the street and before I could pluck up the courage to speak to her she put her headphones in so I did the same and internally beat myself to death
Thanks user I've been doing six days a week but one month seems very short time. Everywhere I look lanklets take ages to get properly jacked but all I really want at the current day is to get some size in my arms and legs just enough to show I'm actually working on it. Is one month really gonna be enough?
First and foremost: is there any chance, even the slightest shred of possibility of this working out? Has she even LOOKED at you before?
at the locker area she's looked at me and said thanks/sorry and I've responded with the same as she/me shuffles past and she glanced at me in the elevator but no more.
Walking side by side is a tough sell, ya gotta either jump in with some sort of question or fun statement or like drift back? Women get nervous with side-by-side shit with guys in silence (because were dangerous and crazy haha)
Subtly ask about her with your coworkers...How new is she (talk about routine challenges on the job), what does she do (Everyone loves gabbing about their role), whose her boss is (griping about your boss is a common topic)
Hard to tell, this all sounds fairly neutral/routine.
This
Unironically I just throw a "hey" at girls most of the time, smile, and ask what they think of the place. Usually carries from there as long as you're not an android that has no opinions on anything
That's exactly what I was planning on asking but she put her headphones in before I could. Also it wasn't really side by side I was a little bit behind but sped up a little when I was going to speak and got ahead of her after I noticed that I couldn't speak to her to avoid creeper status
I know but I've only seen her like twice around the office ever so hard to tell
Fucking phone music player cucking me to the extreme
>blaming the phone not my own inability to fucking speak
Just end it all
Does she smile at least in a cordial way? It comes to this user: if you have confidence or you're funny or attractive at all, you can make the attempt without embarassing yourself, even if you get rejected you can laugh it off, but if you're the pinnacle of shy, awkward nobody around the office and its obvious that you're aiming out of your league; if theres any way asking her out could embarass you, i.e. people you work with see you getting rejected or she talks about you to people you work with, then its not worth it.
Losers asking out 10's only really works in public and bars where nobody knows you.
Or you could just start talking to her about anything random and try from there.
The eternal sad cunt
Should've started earlier bruh
I'm definitely not the office nobody, but I'm far from chad. I speak to the people around me and we all get along well. I'm probably a 6/10 could maybe 7/10 if I looksmaxxed but I'm pretty insecure. Thing is I don't think my sense of humour translates well to normies.
Also she's not a 10/10 she's probably an 8 or maybe 9 to normies but she's a 11/10 to me
I think she smiled at the locker encounters
Don't sweat it so much brother, it's a one time thing...but uh, a bit faster next time? You have to be talking before you can overthink yourself out of it.
Try it on other rando women around town for now. Just smile and say "hi" or "what a nice day" or some other positive shit. You would not BELIEVE how many gals actually stop and start conversing, it's like they're just as starved for attention as we are haha.
I fucking know it my man I always put off getting fit cause I'm a lazy asshole. At least seeing this girl has given me the motivation to get fit whether I manage to pull off a hail Mary or not
Next time just rip the headphones out of her ears, don't say a word, don't even look at her, and just neatly fold them up. Tuck them into her pocket, straighten your collar, and ask her how her day was.
The important thing is you realize you are a beta male and you have the motivation to change. The truth is even natural beta males have the opportunity to ascend, and many alpha males are knocked down to beta by their upbringing, and trying is always better than the beta male who refused to accept what they are and wallows in bitterness and self pity
Yeah it was kind of awkward cause the people around me were people I know from my area of the office as we walked out of the building and I was a bit nervous to start up a convo near them but they sped up ahead quickly and as I was working up the courage to say something it was too late. If it happens again (I'll attempt to co-ordinate my elevator trip with her's again) I'll fucking say something and see how it goes
In the meantime she's giving me the motivation I need to get Jow Forums as fuck
Don't worry about looks dude, I'm a solid 3/10 but my fiancee is a 9 and she thinks I'm hot somehow. Different strokes for different folks.
Your lifting motivation should be for the one after her, the one you don't know yet but is coming sooner than you think. The one you can't help but want to improve for because her brilliance outshines the fucking sun. The one whose days you love to hear about, the one who bears your children and helps you raise them. The one who holds your hand as you shuffle around the last days on this earth.
That's who lift for. To hold and protect forever.
Idk mang, don't try to plan or coordinate another "chance" encounter...Gotta let that shit happen naturally. People (and especially women) get a sixth sense about that weirdness, busybody noise will fuck up an otherwise perfect situation
Yeah ok. We finish same time so usually I see her leaving as I'm heading to my locker or vice versa so I'll just let it happen as it will I guess
seeing this being done both ways makes me sad.. think people should extend at least some level of respect to each other... isnt that what being strong means? having the strength of character is important too
Good advice thanks user
Honestly 6 months of consistent exercise and a healthy diet (and maybe like a new haircut/ revamped fashion) could get you up 2 points on the out of ten scale
Zyzz ur kinda justifying gods decision to knock u off early here
Exactly. So just stop being a bitch and just approach her now.
Keep lifting, in a year you will probably have forgot about her but you're always going to be stuck with your body.
>hospital
>most coworkers are women
>most are good looking
>have known one off and on for like 3 years
>tiny beautiful indian girl
>biggest crush ive ever had on anyone ever
>absolutely no chance because im an ugly, weird autist
>make her laugh constantly but she tells patients that im crazy
>try to flirt but i know i just say creepy stuff, once another female coworker even saw me doing it and said "stop that shes too old for you" and she agreed
god damn it fit i want to split her in half but i never can
i have a related question, is it bad to be the guy at work that everyone teases but i tease them back. i have some weird idiosyncracies that people tease me for and i fully recognize im weird so i take them in stride but usually tease people back and they laugh. also have had female coworkers who, when i feign offense at their teasing me, tell me they only do it because they want to be friends with me
she's laughing nervously
>and can make my move
You can make it now. Just know that if you get rejected it's not mostly because of how you look, it's because you have bad game.
I cant wait for you to gey fit only to realise it doesn't really matter in the long run.
Until you are fit, 3 years.
Until you are Jow Forums 6+ years and on steroids.
she laughs pretty heavily. but she also makes "jokes" that i am a serial killer
Imagine being 6'3 and intimidated by the roastie. Being that tall you're 90% of the way there by default. Literally just talk to her and put forth a modest effort to reign in your autism. Chances are she'll offer you an in.
She wants you to kill her. With your dick.
i wish i had the balls to. shes really tiny and my large dick would probably go into her stomach. i swear shes probably one of the hottest indian girls on the planet. it takes all my power to not flirtingly touch her every single day
Fucking hell user. Ask her out.
i wish i could my friend believe me but its a terrible situation for someone like me. my humiliation over my pathetic life, being the weird autist at work, and even had the expereicne of her agreeing that "shes too old for me" (im 26 shes around 33) murdered any chance of that. she always calls me crazy and all that so yeah
>tfw my autistic ass also cant resist consistently doing borderline sexual harassment with her
Tell me user how do I get good game
I've never had a gf
Hey bud at least you're talking to this chick.
I have no issue talking to girls in forced situations or at least making them laugh. If I wasn't so ugly and weird I would probably be able to easily get girls considering how important humor is
Fucking incels get out
One month will have noticeable improvement, but it's a stretch to say you'll be confident in your body in one month.
If you work out hard every day you'll look better every week though which will give you confidence in your soul as opposed to confidence when you look in the mirror
>tfw hot super thick blonde lesbian coworker
>has become good "friends" with another hot straight female coworker
>see them occasionally clearly flirt with each other
jesus christ my dick
Thanks user. I started on 3 days a week but i was bored and wanted more so then I went on do a 6 day one feels good sofar
Would you recommend a yoga class or like on my rest day?
user you should have a threesome
>6'3
lmao, go for it virgin
...
*snap*
pathetic
Are you saying that because I'm tall I have an advantage or something? I might be tall but I'm lanky as shit do woman like this?
>that millennial who's still into lesbian porn
just roid dude, only cucks fear the sides
juice
Fuck that I don't wanna deal with the side effects
The girl will pass, the gains will be visible after a year, your body won't change very much but you'll be 3 times as strong. You really need to look like a beast from the start to really explode.
*snap*
You'll start to notice a difference after a month or so. Other people will start to notice a difference in 3 months or so.
How do deal with the mires of girls much taller than me? Im 5'7 and catch girls mirin my abs and face all the time after my cut but i felt bad and intimidated that they are much taller than me and felt bad
women care more about your height and face than your body. You ever heard a woman say 'o yeah, he's tall, but he's so skinny'?
I guess, my face is pretty ok I guess mostly I look shit because I have noodle arms and look like a skeleton moving around the office
I'm sure I'll be over her swiftly unless I actually make a move but for the time being I'm dying over here cursing my autism and for not lifting years ago
Here's what happens:
You approach her with some generic comment about obvious shit. Conversation starts out awkward but somehow you manage to get it going. Hell, maybe you even genuinely go along and see each other again. Perhaps you'll be lucky and manage to even get some romance started, even to end up together with the girl.
As things unfold, however, you won't be able to shake off the thought that you're just an impostor, a donkey wearing a lion's pelt, that you two are actually on different leagues and this whole thing is going on because she's too afraid to break your heart and you're too desperate to face reality. You'll confess your anxieties to your dearmost ones and they'll shake it off as you just being insecure. In the beginning you'll believe them but deep down you know all those thoughts are simply the product of your rational mind: they're reality. You know you were just not born to be with the likes of her and that in the end to her you're just a stepping stone to a dream man she still has to encounter. One that, unlike you, she'll love passionately, genuinely and unconditionally and with whom she'll have a relationship you can't even dream of. Why would it not be so? She's beutiful. She can afford it. She has no reason to compromise really.
It's not a matter of whether or not this will happen, but of when and how. Eventually reality will hit you that the better joys of life are reserved for the elite and you're just not among them. Just like the weakest of the pack get to be eaten alive and alone while the strongest outrun the predators and mate with the females as they please, THEY have THAT kind of woman run towards THEM and YOU are destined to make a inhuman efforts and still bite the dust, It's not your fault, it's not because you didn't try hard enough, it's was simply all decided before you had the slightest say in it.
BUT you're not content with it. You're a person after all. You have an ego, however battered and dwindled. You're wired into thinking that you deserve more than just being one of a billion sheets of slaughter. You start to do just everything your sense of reality allows you to cling to in order to make yourself a better human being. You cut down on wasted time. You put effort into learning new things. You start working out. Things become enjoyable. For a year or so you start regaining hope that, one day, you'll be deserving of what life has denied you all this time.
But as time passes and as you make progress, you realize that all your experience only served to consolidate the notion that the gap between you and your dreams is just impassable. Maybe if you adopted this lifestyle at the beginning of puberty, when you were still bright and malleable like hot metal. But now... now your bones are set. Your frame is the one you, spitefully, see in the mirror every morning. The ones your parents gave you AND nurtured you too. And that's IT.
Was it because they didn't love you? Probably not. Probably it's wasn't that they DIDN'T love you, just... they didn't love you efficiently. They're people too, after all. They're sometimes misinformed, sometimes lazy, they're inclined to translate their love into frustration and despotism towards their son just as much as towards every dear one of theirs. Had they fed you better food, directed you towards the right sports at a young age, had they been a better example or given you a better education overall, you could strive towards more. You could BE more. But things went differently, just like they go for a majority of people. And now your inheritance is misery and your best bet is to mate with someone just on the same level of misery and pass some on to your offspring, hoping in fact that you were passing on whatever good you falsely place in your life.
I started lifting after my girlfriend told me her friend had complimented my face and followed it with "but he's so skinny".
That was years ago and I'm still with the same girlfriend so I'll never really know if I've significantly improved my sex appeal.
Lol shut up virgin. Seek therapy. You dont get pussy because of your low self esteem.
Pics pls
All this to say: don't delay it faggot. Don't hide behind the hope that things can go well despite your flaws. In the long run, all your weak points will be struck so there is no point in trying and hope for the best. Start yesterday, Try and look for what you can do while you're still an adult and not an old man in the places where you think your death is. In the grand scheme of things you're already dead anyway. You're obsolete. You're expendable like the rest of us. It's them who deserve to live. They are nature's succesful experiments. You're just a guinea pig whose only choice is being tortured while despairing or torture himself in looking for a way out. Suicide is no way out. It's just putting yourself into another prison where you don't get to bang on the door.
not user but remember to eat a fuckton
I think the biggest issue is that I'm afraid if I try to strike up any form of relationship this week she'll see me as a major lanklet whereas if I start trying to get to know her better in a few months when there's (hopefully) some noticeable improvement in my body she'll be more likely to notice me as a potential partner
Yeah dude I'm trying. Shit is hard, usually eat nuts at work and have a shake at some point to boost it up. I'm up about 4 kg but no really noticeable gains apart from maybe bigger biceps when flexing but that could be my imagination
Dont do this, it creates mustard gas
talk with her now as a skinny
get Jow Forums and she'll notice ur gains since you are registered in her book now
If you don't start now, either 1) she'll already be taken by the time you approach her, or 2) she will still think you're a lanklet. A few months is not enough for change, to look good it'd take a good year or two.
>watching men fuck girls you want to fuck
also i dont watch lesbian porn, mainly just camgirls masturbating
Broke it off with nee girl today (9/10 and dat ass) because it feels like I can't commit to a new relationship and still have some feelings for ex. New girl is way better tho.
What is wrong with me
Just so you know, she is riding the cock carrousel
like this but better