I honestly don't know how to ask this girl at work out and i'm slowly falling in love with her...

>Should I just do it and then pretend she's lying and report her to HR if she spreads any rumor?
I doubt you could pull something like that nowadays, what if she METOO’s you

This desu

Just ask her out, retard. What's the worst that will happen? She'll say no and you'll be exactly where you are right now?

I'm thinking of getting an airbnb, taking her there on the down low, pretending its where I live, fucking her, then if she says "we went to your house" I'll be like nah we didn't and she wouldn't know where I live

she'll tell everyone and than i'll be unfuckable

Considering you have a pic of her in her underwear
Den either
Thinks you are fat so no chance
Or
Wants you as mush as you want her

You should probably lead with "Hey I posted a picture of you on Jow Forums without asking you." Guaranteed results.

Is she smoking a a dirty phat blunt in that pic? O.O

you are retarded pic is never related in threads like these

autistic but it might work

Baby that bikini is so cute!
What's the crotch like? White?
Girl I bet it's a lil yellow after a long day LOL!
Dishargin pussy am I right! I'm outrageous!
I bet all the guys want to pull the little string to the side and finger fuck your tight virgin little asshole.
Ignore the pusy until it's so wet that you're dripping.
Then and only then do you get spit on your balloon knot and my toe in your pusy. Footfuck you so hard. Baby you aint gonna get an STI with me.
Yous gonna DIE. IM all ATHLETE baby and you know my feet are too, LOL!
AFTER THAT ILL FUCKING KILL YOU LMFAO
THEN ILL EAT YOUR CHEST AND KEEP YOUR NIPPLES TO GNAW ON UNTIL I GET BORED AND GET THEM GOLD PLATED TO WEAR AROUND MY 23INCH NECK.
BABY. IM FINNA FUCK THAT ASS RAW.

She could claim sexual harrassment and get you fired and black balled and then the real social implications could happen.

DONT SHIT WHERE YOU EAT!

This is the worst advice ever.

OP, just fucking talk to her like a normal person then once you've developed enough familiarity (I can't think of the right word), ask her out.

post about her on Jow Forums, that usually works

Lmao this nigga is into fat bitches

Asking for trouble mang. Don't shit where you sleep.

Raport

This literally doesn't fucking happen you Jow Forums faggots

So then you’ll know she’s actually a bitch and not worth your time. Also how small is your town that everyone will know?

I knew that was the word. Thanks, user.

>being this autistic

The fuck are you talking about?
Fake sexual harrassment claims and rape claims and even just lying about what went on happens.
Fucks sake with #metoo taking off and instatutionalized and rewarded false sexual harrassment and rape claims it's basically a now win proposition for men. There's less then no reason for a man to risk trying to hook up with/bang that 4/10 office hotchick.

Not even celebs are safe. They can't bang starry eyed normal chicks without getting #metoo'd or the story sold.
Athletes? Have any idea of how many fake rape claims are made against them and that athletes's get? How many women they have to pay to keep from lying about rape to the press or courts?

This is a thing.
This is why instathots are so popular and well paid, why escorts from eastern europe, asia, and africa are so popular now.
This is also the real reason why all NSA hook up sites and escort sites online were shut down.

Even less reason for men to put themselves on the line.

#metoo

You sound fat.