Starving myself to death

locked myself in the bathroom in my condo and flushed the key. I have water, internet, scale, and a charger for my laptop to post updates. should take a couple weeks, nobody will be checking on me. see you on the other side.
day 4: 128 lbs. again slept. losing track of time and food seems foreign now

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Good luck. Seems like a terrible way to go desu.

>Has internet
>Can choose to get help

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just use a shotgun fucktard

I tried. It wasn't terrible as long as you drank lots of regular pop.

Why would you want do die so slowly?

Hey fucker quit doing this to yourself

So you can change your mind and opt out of suicide later. If you drink 10 cans of regular pop each day starvation is not so bad. I tried.

One of the most painful and stressful ways to kill yourself. Are you fucking insane?

Literally lol. You will go delirious with a fever soon if this isnt a baited troll thread (probably is, but somewhat original). You will then muster your strength to bust through the door or eat the toilet paper or maybe your fingers. Hunger pains will hit in full force after about 10 days and your instinctual part of small brain will drive you to go full retard and bust out to eat. Then you will claim that you tried suicide and it didnt work, woe is you - cant even die right. Broken. Autism. Robot. Etc. You will either try again later with a less half assed attempt (will also likely fail) or you will keep trudging along while thinking yourself to be aligned further to the 'typical r9k plague patient'. Go slit your arms from elbow to wrist along the vein on both arms and then cut your tendons to get to the vein deeper beneath while in hot water. Let someone far know so you dont rot and ruin the meals of your neighbors, and i recommend drugs or alcohol to help the pain beforehand. Thats my plan for when i get a suitable trigger at least.

I literally cannot think of a worse way to kill yourself

Godspeed, user. I want to try and kill myself by starvation too, so your case would be great research material. Please do keep us updated on your progress.

I do this a lot it fucking sucks. I can't eat because im so fat and my body is always going into shock.

It's not painful if you starve yourself while drinking lots of regular pop. I tried and that's how you get past loophole.

>ways
you guys are idiots. you're going to just get delirius and crazy and your body will pass out like 12 hours before you even die so it's just going to be your family member bringing you and then you get an IV in the hospital that you wake up to then your checked into the psych ward, put on meds, and monitored

Just shotgun mouthwash lmao. Why go through all this shit?

All the sugar and caffeine you get in regular pop stimulates your brain so you're less confused.

>uppers and starvation will keep you sane

ok

I assumed OP lives alone and nobody will be checking on him for months.

>shotgun mouthwash
Kek native americans do this on the daily to get drunk off the alcohol

Kek they do it to calm their shakes so they dont die from withdrawal. Cant get drunk off it beta retard

Good luck OP youre resolve will break the second those sweet hunger pains start kicking in I tried once and almost fainted and started seeing stars its not something your instincts will allow you to do willingly

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Do you know how much sugar there is in 10 cans of pop? Your blood sugar will never drop.

What do hunger pains feel like? I need to know

terrible way to die

at least go take out a loan for as much money as you can and get a bunch of cocaine/whores

>living alone
>stil whining like a little baby for attention

good one

but seriously dont do it

So you can change your mind if you're not sure if you want to die or not.

this
OP doesnt REALLY want to die, or is he going to.
It's all for attention, OP are you a female (female)?

>or is he going to
NOR is he going to

funny how most doors have the lock on the inside so you can get yourself out huh

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Imagine the worst pain youve ever felt and and then multiply that many times and youll still probably fall short in your imagination. Pic related would be preferable on the pain scale.

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My holy and satanic dubs confirm. You will break OP

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>pop
It's a shame you decided against killing yourself

You can prevent those pains by drinking lots of regular pop.

Starvation means no food. Pop isn't a food. Starvation kills you.

>pop
Subhumans like you deserve to be publically flogged. It's called soda. What the fuck is "pop"? Get yourself straightened out.

I live in Michigan. It's pop.

Were it not for the laws of this land I'd slaughter you for your degenerate views.

Did you post on day 2 and 3? I didn't see the thread if you did

Gonna get pretty boring if you have water. It will take a month for you to die without food. You shouldnt drink water and it will speed up your death.

But then it hurts without water. If you starve yourself with regular soda it hurts a lot less.

Could have just put a bullet in your head and streamed it.

>soda
Based user

10 cans is the sweet spot for experiencing no pain or loss of energy.

if beer didn't have calories I'd have died long ago.

>he thinks soda, despite having calories, isn't food because it's not solid
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUGAR IS THE BASE INGREDIENT FOR SUSTENANCE YOU DUMB NIGGER

Ask anyone if coke or Pepsi is a food. They'll say no it's a drink.

The whole point of starvation is consuming zero calories you fucking troglodyte.

>How to commit suicide through starvation: ingest 1500 calories per day
Retarded.

Top kekk OP absolutely BTFO

>All of you niggers saying you can live off of soda and won't starve because you're drinking it

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fuck off satan. I've felt both and burning is MUCH worse

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Surprised this thread was still up (new threads but same topic). OP, stop this now. I'm the user who was anorexic and starved himself and fucked up his body, checking back in. Its not too late, not even close. Just come back. Call for help. There's no shame in it.

Dude cmon man, live stream this shit!

would watch/10

If you're getting plenty of calories, you won't die from a lack of calories, which is the classic form of starvation people think about.
Malnutrition from having only soda would eventually cause some kind of problem that would kill you, but it would be terribly drawn out compared to properly starving, which is already terribly drawn out, for a suicide method.

>A 12-ounce can of Coca Cola clocks in at 140 calories
140x10=1400
You're barely losing wight at that rate dude lol. It'll take months to die at that rate. If you're serious flush the soda down the toilet and drink only water.

How long will it take to die from that method?

I am OP, drinking only water in here like I said. Sugary drinks are for hambeasts.

Holy fucking shit were you actually hit in the head as a baby? Use a gun or even a rope. How fucking dumb are you?

The lock is on the inside of the door, dumbass. Just unlock the door and leave.

I think I got to around two days laying in bed without food and water. Boredom overcame me and I felt weak and lethargic. Eating and drinking just after that was pretty fucking pleasureable, but I failed nonetheless. So ya, you could consider that a suicide attempt (ya right).

How taIl are you, OP?

With zero protein, fiber, vitamins, or minerals, but adequate calories, how long would you survive?
I wouldn't be the person to ask, really, but I'll guess it's more than four months, and less than two years.

five foot eleven inches orgen

these arent me, btw. Even before locking myslef in here I didn't drink soda.

Listerine is 30% ethanol, of course it could get you drunk, but the other ingredients are likely to make you sick as hell

>locking yourself in a bathroom with a laptop and consuming nothing but soda
>ignoring the fact that a single soda can has 170 nonillion calories
>im starving myself to death, epic style
pic related

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Bad idea as everyone here pointed out. If you want to consider something similar, drive out to the wilderness. Preferably in the mountains where it is cold. Drive till you run out of gas and then wander around till you die. I know someone who was hiking and got lost. Almost died from the cold. Said he passed out before he was found by a park rangers.

Already said soda guy is not me. I'm drinking tap water.

Ignoring the fact that OP never once said he had soda, and that if you look at the OP it says water

So what happens when you're really hungry and you feel like kicking down the door?

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>A bathroom that requires a key to unlock from the inside

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Can you livestream or atleast make videos?

I feel like op will end up contacting someone for help

Same the fact that he brought water and a laptop shows he is not truly committed.