Why are these fuckers so popular all of a sudden?

Its literally just a cookie with a scoop of protein powder. People are fooling themselves if they think this shit is healthy.

the macadamia ones are good for 8+ hour flights, I like taking them from MIA-MAD

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This, I've seen them for years in California in gas stations n shit, decent macros from a snack but there a fucking load of sugar so

>people are marketing "non-onions"

anyway shhhhhh

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Why not just eat a normal delicious cookie and be done with it?

That looks gross

Fake ass cookie

shhhhhhhh

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Not too bad if you're counting your macros. They're delicious tho.

This, I remember eating them at CIT long before my family in the midwest heard of them. The chocolate chip ones are pretty decent for what it's worth.

>people ITT unaware of MOTHAFUCKIN COOKIE TIME GOD DAMN IT
the absolute state of nu-Jow Forums

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how many grams of sugar?

GODDAMNIT

>amerifats trying to convince themselves that cookies are a meal

Disgusting.

if youre so new you dont even know about being "busted" i fucking hate you

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>not being from the USA
>not enjoying a quick and easy 450 cals that taste good with decent macros

Disgusting

>8 fucking grams of protein
i could lick a chicken breast and get more than that

RIGHT BABE

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Look at the writing, these are written by the same person mang. Dont fall for it nigga

insufferable fag

>with decent macros

Lmao its like half sugar

get the quest ones, better in every way

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How much sugar?

Literally cannot eat sugar because of an immune condition, it's fucking disgusting watching fat people eat mcflurries Everytime I pass by mcdonalds

Sugar is poison

16 in one cookie

Sugar, in all forms, including the form of processed white sugar, is healthy. Not just healthy, its a superfood.

Lets examine the reasons why:

First of all, the entire human body runs on energy. It needs energy to keep the heart beating, to keep the muscles strong, to keep the brain sharp. Sugar is the single purest form of energy ever invented by man. It is like fossil fuels for the human body. There is NOTHING close to pure white sugar like this. Most of the worlds best endurance athletes, such as Ultramarathon runner Paul 'Pea Protein' Pestlethwaite and endurance deadlifting champions Robert 'Rich in Fiber' Frank eat pure sugar with every meal.

Second, the way sugar is processed is much healthier than fat. Fat takes a long time for your body to convert to energy, and sugar takes a few seconds at worst. Of course this is healthier for you. If you were offered a mechanism to stop yourself bleeding, that took 5 hours to work, you wouldn't use it, because you'd bleed to death in the meantime. Fat as an energy source is like this, it takes so long to work that you become even more tired in the meantime. I eat 300g sugar a day and never get tired.

Third, human teeth are not made to stay in the mouth for longer than 4 decades. In nature humans do not have teeth beyond their fourth decade. This is why we love sugar, because it fills the role of removing the teeth. Teeth that stay for longer become infested with microbes and therefore kill you. Before we started eating fatty foods, humans actually chewed beyond the age of 40 without teeth.

The meat and dairy industries are lying to you, because they are afraid of Veganism.

Vegan master race

This shit is absolutely disgusting. I don't know how you can eat this crap. Tried the macadamia one and it tasted like plastic with sugar. MP's baked cookie is nicer but whatever

does anyone actually believe this?

I can understand the argument of "faster energy, more efficient, but the rest is ramblings of a schizophrenic.

210 calories
2 servings per pack
420 calories

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get protein bars instead.

200 kcals, 20g protein, fibre, most of the carbs are sugar alcohols that aren't properly digested (eat too many and you'll shit yourself)

the protein meme
convincing everyone that carbs make you fat is the most lucrative lie of the fitness industry

The taste like play doh. Took one bite then threw it out.

so it's just like a cookie but with more protein?
meme

Besides the fact that Quest lies on their nutrition labels

peanut butter quest cookie way better

They switched to corn fiber after the lawsuits in 2014, if that's what you're referencing.

Lenny and Larry look like two kikes.

but that's true

no, it's not
carbs are the best muscle recovery nutrient available
and they are also cheap af
and tasty
and they pack vitamins
you get stronger
you recover faster
you don't get sick because you get vitamins from them
you don't pay doctor bills
you don't was money in supplements, shakes or multi-vitamins
and that is the reason why they repeat the lie ad infinitum

Are those sugar macros real? Very tempting desu
Lurk more newfag

>a meal
this shit don't even count

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That's still shit. Just have a protein shake

>Dub dubs
Piano lives in all of us

They taste fucking incredible but the sugar content is high.

Even while bulking I limit these to no more than one a week. Absolutely will not touch them while cutting.

They still have these at the VA Salisbury acute psych inpatient floor

Fuck that. Protein shakes are disgusting

eat your cum

how gay are you?

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Jews jewing who woulda thunk

Muscle Milk tastes fine. Just have a chaser before the whey aftertaste hits.

because it's a big ass cookie that's """""healthy"""""