You know that episode of King of the Hill where Boomhauer teaches Bobby how to pick up chicks and all he does is go to...

You know that episode of King of the Hill where Boomhauer teaches Bobby how to pick up chicks and all he does is go to a mall, blathers some inane, incomprehensible pick up line, gets rejected and then goes and does it again and again? That's literally what Brad does to get pussy, Chad doesn't have to but Brad scopes out women all day and all night if he has to. If you're stuck in your room 24/7 then you're never getting what he gets.

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John Redcorn was alphaer than Boomhauer

That episode sucked. Remember the one where hank buys crack? that was pretty cool.

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Remember the one where Bobby joins a group of wizards? That one was good

user, that's not at all how it works in real life. That was a cartoon and an Easter egg on Johnny bravos character.

Remember when Hank BTFO that basedboy from child protection in the pilot episode
When he said hes from Los Angeles i had to think of the redditors here haha
Man, if I had a father figure id probably have turned out better

Remember the one where hank goes to japan and finds out he has a hapa brother who hated being half white. That was good

These episodes were fucking great television(especially the Japan one) but I don't remember

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>Alpha
>Lives in a trailer park
>Constantly depressed
>Cucked out of raising his child by a cuckold

King of the Hill if anything is a good illustration of why Jow Forumss view that having another man raise your child is the ultimate alpha act, and how raising another mans child is the ultimate beta act, is a massive meme.

All John Redcorn will ever amount to is a sperm donor who has to watch his culture die out while Dale Gribble is happy with his life and has a child that hangs on his every word.

This is why I stopped trying to get dates. This is what I had to do was what boomhauer was doing. You're like one of those little circus monkies dressed up in a clown suit acting like a howler monkey. Then you can try online bull shit and have some normie cunts tell you that you're bitter and men cause all the problems in the world until you really are bitter.

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That's hilarious, I vaguely remember that but I guess it's been a long time. What a good show.

>>Cucked out of raising his child by a cuckold
I liked that the show added that bit of comeuppance, and made him a loser who wears socks with sandals. Dale is honestly a better partner and father than Redcorn could ever be, which is pretty hilarious.

>gets any pussy he wants
>women lining up to suck his dick
>lives in a comfy RV sex den
>doesn't have to work because he's an injun
>in a band
>gets to live off doing what he loves, which is playing music, while banging hot milf pussy

I mean the whole banging thots and being in a band shit is obviously hollow. It's obvious John Redcorn is in pain unlike most of the cast on that show. There are people more pathetic than him, like Bill, but not many.

I honestly don't even know what to say to you if you think John Redcorn lives an enviable existence. Pretty much the entire irony of his character is he lives this male fantasy in so many ways, yet lacks real fufillment and satisfaction in life. Whereas Dale Gribble gives the male version of a nightmare, cuckolded with a cheating wife, everybody in town talks behind his back, and is completely content.

The moral i got out of King of the Hill was everyone was stupid except for Hank

Kahn's family was alright, that episode where him and his wife ERP as Peggy and Hank was pretty good.

>Any of this
>Overcoming the depression of your own personal failures and the white man stealing your future away

They're both cucks in different ways.

>More alpha than a Texas Ranger

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>tfw your dad, who you literally saw cheat on your mom, cursed the TV screen or went on "what we'd do with guys like him" rants whenever John Redcorn would come on

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>>doesn't have to work because he's an injun
why do injuns not have to work?

>every one always forgets John Redcorn ends up with a woman hotter than Nancy and reconnects with a daughter he didn't know he had
>n-n-no he died alone and depressed, he never had a successful career as an entertainer or made even more money by managing other entertainers
Why does John Redcorn trigger people so badly that they have to make shit up, the only characters that had anything close to a bad end were Cotton and Bill

the government gives them money

>Cotton
God damn, I hated how they turned him into an evil conservative old man cliche. Cotton was the man.

Still my favourite episode, loved it

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>broke
>in his 40s and nothing to show for it
>still lives in a trailer
>women he fucks all have lives, unlike him
>in a failed, objectively terrible band

They should have just dropped him after the japan episodes, everything after that was "Cotton shows up, shits on Hank, they reconcile their differences until the next time Cotton shows up, repeat"

Good point user. Dale owns his own business, has a son that loves him dearly, 3 great friends who are there for him, and keeps himself entertained in his older age.

The episode where Kahn doesnt take his pills was his best one. Really gave his character depth

>broke
Successful children's entertainer
>40s nothing to show for it
See above
>trailer
Moved into a house to raise his daughter after cucking Bill
>no life
Again see above
>terrible band
The band broke up, leading directly into his career as a children's entertainer, he literally has dozens of other acts lining up for him to manage/produce them as well
Why must you lie user?

I also liked the one where he gets recuited into Ted Wassanasong's militia. Those are the two best Kahn episodes

Holy fuck that episode was hilarious. His wife basically telling Kahn that Laos sucks ass and shes going to whaatburger is so funny to me

Don't forget the injun land he got from the government.

I liked when he was telling the guys all about the plan to invade Laos and slowly realizes how stupid it is and they're surely getting btfo. Then all Dale says is "anyone notice he cuts a really good figure in uniform?"

The episode where Peggy is finally told and is about to tell Dale was great. She sees how great a father he is and can't bare to break Dale's heart.

Even then, Dale already believes Joseph isn't his son and is an alien but still loves him like his own anyway.

fuck this show was great i need to rewatch it

wait really? how? i'm 25% injun can i get muhlandbux?

Is Dale secretly gay?

I just hate the snake episode and some of the other newer ones

Sure. Elizabeth Warren was able to leverage 4% injun ancestry into free college.

>what do we do if someone asks us to make a steak well done dad?
>we ask them politely yet firmly to leave

Why'd you hate the snake episode?

Well his dad's gay. Some of his gay might have rubbed off on him. In his defense, Kahn looked pretty good in uniform.

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I don't think so. I've always figured he's just comfortable with his sexuality enough to comment on things that would be questionable for others.

Not him but I also hated it since it's Hank getting unfairly thrown under the bus. I also hate that storm episode where Hank is told to destroy the dam which ruins the town and then the dam people say Hank chose to do it on his own and they never said to do it.

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I agree with you about the storm episode, it's just so un-comfy and doesn't fit in with the normal KOTH episode arc

How is it possible that no one has yet made That 30 Year Old Boomhaeur?

Some robot will inevitably make it
Orignally

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You have to have a certain % of injun to get per capitals. Also it depends on the tribe. If you're a part of the big high roller tribes, then you're getting monthly checks. But if your one of the really poor shit tribes, you'd be lucky to get 100 bucks/year.
You can also marry into the tribe and live off of per caps, but lol robots marrying anybody. Good advice for the fembots though.
I get 1000+ semi annually. Don't be too jelly pale faces.

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how much % do you need?
and what tribes?
Cherokee and some Shawnee here

pls respond injun kun

because only brainlets find that meme funny

Don't make me go Andrew Jackson on your ass, chief.

How about that episode where Bill finally confronts Lenore?
It hurts he lost his chance with the senator, but hey, it seems like he got closure from it.

His fainting scene was funny as hell though.

Always made me sad that KOTH constantly showed how Bill was a failure

Bill did it to himself though. One of Bills biggest flaws was that if he got just a little power, he would abuse it and lose everything again.

Indeed.
The few times he did 'win' were either temporary or involved heavy injury like that stupid football record episode or the one he gets drunk in a tank. Either all his bones break or his arm is just shattered by artillery. The temporary win was when he was getting it on with Kahn's mom. That just only lasted a season, maybe a couple episodes.