Well Jow Forums? why aren't you swole in the place that counts?

well Jow Forums? why aren't you swole in the place that counts?

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why aren't you stretching your dick Jow Forums?

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so does this shit work or not
not that i care

>7' decent girth
>been told by every girl i've been with "wow its so big"
>forever feel like it's small and wish it was bigger

why are we like this? i honestly blame porn

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probably porn. I've had numerous people be excited at my size specifically and I still don't feel that big.
A little under 7"x5.5"

no, your dick is not a muscle, it is tissue. this will literally give you ED by damaging the very tissue that holds the blood necessary for an erection

how do i explain my long showers?

Dude same I’m 7”x5.25” girls say I’m “big” but I feel small.

>I'm depressed and it helps me clear my mind

as much as i want to be like hurrr yeah totally
porn totally messes with our heads. psh yeah right!

but honestly mfw

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>posting dick on a SFW board
enjoy your b&

I mean essentially all studies now say like a hair over 5" in length is average, so I'm gonna stick with my answer that porn is the culprit. You can only see so many magnum dongs before you think that is normal. I've jsut started trying to quit porn a couple days ago, fwiw.

>tfw 5'8 but 8"x5.5" dick even with upward curve
may be a manlet, but it makes my dick look absolutely fearsome. had a girl ask me for a dick pic the other day and ended up getting a snap back of an entire bachelorette party cheering

Why are you posting nsfw on a blue board?

Why are you posting bait?

Why are you reaching for the low-hanging fruit? You're mocking an aspect of people that can't be changed, it's down there with racism as easy-mode trolling. If you truly want to challenge yourself, and improve as a troll, you have to use progressive overload - taking on ever more-challenging topics to get people riled up over.

mommy no!

OP is a no-life faggot with nothing better to do on a Friday night that's why

>Tfw 6" and average girth at best but for some reason have a huge mushroom head that has bigger girth than my shaft

women like it

>You're mocking an aspect of people that can't be changed
Just get more aroused dumbass

Bailey Jay thinks my dick is big, good enough for me

6.9x5.7 (17,5cm x 14,5cm)
I'm okay with this

are you me?

if not larp then props. that's roundabout the biggest mire one can get

I never chose to be small

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I'm 6.3 x 5.4

is this anywhere near being satisfying for a womyn

yeah that's good desu

7.5/8x6/6.5
Shit ain't easy

im 8x7 get fucked dicklets too bad im a mutt so no women would date me any ways

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>hungarian
>6x6
>tfw saw my dad naked and he cock mogs me to hell

fucking shit

>7.5/8x6/6.5

????????????????

are you saying you're a shower or are you just doing a really rough estimate

7 inches is literally perfect tho

Ever get hard again and your dick gets longer?

reminder that mushroom heads are a genetic evolution for the men that kept getting cucked and had to vacuum scoop the other mens cum out.

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I know that feel. My grandma said women in the neighborhood would come to visit him as a baby to admire his giant dick. Everyone in my family was dissappointed at my average pecker.

Fucking lol

Tfw 7"x4.5", idk if i can make it

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R.I.P. user

At least you can always be a gay bottom

tfw 6.5 x 4.5
seriously why live

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is it uniform girth or just skinny in one spot

fuck I think I just realized i'm like 6.75" x 4.5"

now i have to measure myself >:(

>Penis too thick to be ideal

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i'm still not sure if bath mate and jelqing etc is a giant troll effort combined with many delusional people believing in fairy tales

5"x6"

I am thick as hell but too much pelvic fat hiding my true power level. In all likelyhood I got 1.5"+ hidden by my former gluttenous ways

You know what my favorite part of going to the gym with a large penis is? I'm not even the most athletic guy there but

Cardio
Bench press
Decline situps

Girls are fucking STARING. I keep fucking catching them looking at my bulge. Your eyes naturally are drawn to objects in motions and they're like hypotized by my dick swaying back and forth as I do cardio. I'm so addicted to girls staring at my dick as I do cardio I have lost all my gains.

oh, yeah.

fair.

I have a 6 inch girth and it doesn't feel thick at all. I'd gladly trade half an inch in length for more girth desu.

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9+ inches
Only 5.5 inches in girth. I'm a fucking girthlet.
Going to do that dick embiggenment gear and get that there half inch in girth
Getting a ten incher is just...a nice bonus.

Manual stretching every day in the shower or before I go to sleep.

wtf? do you do cardio naked in the gym???

what type of pants do you wear bro?

Uniform, and my head is a lil thicker

Is your favorite channel BBC?

How does one get more girth?

But you're also a nigger.

DIY actually
Although I do like british comedies and detective shows though.

No fap, losing weight, working out, and a handful of drugs that will add multiple centimeteres in girth. Mostly from increased test and blood flow. Which will naturally fatten the dick.

>tfw I'm on that list from a previous thread

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i heard jerking it like a madman works

Black american actually.
Basically a dark skinned mutt with multiple ethnicities in my family tree.