Jow Forums...I want to live bromance
I don't care about having a gf, but I want a bro to live bromance with. You know, lift together, talk about lifting, life, girls, play vidya etc together, would be fun to have a bro to lie together on the bed and just talk for hours and have real companionship
I want a friend Jow Forums
how much do I have to bench press to obtain one?
I watch this video and I cry wishing one of them was me
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that's a really gay way to say you want a friend bro
Thats hella gay
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Me too
Nah, it's even worse. It's used by emotionally stunted retards who can't understand emotional intimacy outside of gf.
They almost always use equally retarded, destructive terms like 'mancave', too.
i had a bromance like that once. we had a threeway with some thot and did drugs too. then he moved to detroit as a self proclaimed hedonist and I accepted Jesus.
Not worth user just get a gf
Srs I want a bromance where we can suck each other off but nothing beyond that, not in a gay way but like play a couple games of FIFA and then we get each other off and go drink some beers or whatever
Über kekken
>suck
>each
>other
>off
>but not in a gay way
>FIFA
thats super gay
t. insecure evervirgin
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oh no double dubs, i am now a virgin again.
Quads confirms double dubs prophecy
Good luck ever relosing your virginity now
whats goin on
I agree, no hetero dudes play FIFA.
Same but with a girl-friend
I only talk to dudes and is nice but sometimes I would like a little of femininity
finally, i too can obtain fearsome wizard powers.
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I want something like that too. I can't trust women but I've had trustworthy bros in the past. I would never do it with a fag though. Fags love doing hard drugs and getting diseases.
>want to get his dick sucked by a man
>but not from a a fag tho, from a straight man
If your bro is athletic like you are and you care about each other how is it gay to make him feel good?
Sick zinger bro. Who needs context? Have some gold!
Could you ever be bros with a twink? What if he taught you how to get real good at cardio?
how would he teach me how to get good at cardio? :*)
Bruh a str8 dude don't know how to properly suck a dick you need a twink for that. I know how you feel with the trust issues though. I send this bitch snaps of my sick chest pump and 4.6in dong only to have her screenshot them and post it on her story :(
>i'm not gay i just prefer male company
Whatever you say, future dick sucker.
no homo
holy fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I fucking LOVE fitbard
Welp, this thread is now hijacked
Men can experience love, women can't. This is why I took the trap pill.
I can't hear the lyrics at all. If I didn't read along to the OP I wouldn't understand a thing you're saying.
tfw no Jow Forums buddy to flex with.
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Had to hide your manface with your phone, right? Disgusting abomination.
triggered feminist
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Its called a friend you retard, don't let liberals fool you into thinking male/male bonding is only for faggots
>tfw no cute femboy with cat ears to fuck and cuddle with after
why even live
just go to your local gay bar, you'll find plenty of not gay guys who enjoy doing things like that to hang out with
Miam
holy kek, this is why i Jow Forums
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