>at the club getting mangled with the boys >see a hotty thotty seperated from her friends and vulnerable to my advances >engagethrusters.exe >I’m about to say something when she cuts me off mid sentence >“I only date guys with broad shoulders” >I can feel despair growing in the pit of my stomach >woman can’t judge lengths for shit anyway I’ll just lie >”yeah hotstuff, I’m 20” broad ;)” >physically act out the winky face >sheboughtit.miracle >she reaches into her purse for a condom >as she pulls her hand out I see it’s a measuring tape >oh fuck >she measures me and laughs >”how about you find me when you hit puberty haha” >exit stage left I’ve never been so huniliated in my entire life Jow Forums. I can seated ohp 140, how much more do I need to add before I hit puberty for real?
>Mfw I can't find the dumbbel >Mfw the manlet took the dumbbel again to do deadlifts
Hudson Young
Dumbells fucking all the manlets by take.
Luis Brooks
Its called seated military press you incel cock smoker
Kayden Powell
Taking all manlets fucking the dumbells
Owen Diaz
fucking manlets taking all the dumbells
Hunter Morgan
>incel cock smoker
yeah probably smoke cocks yourself, you imbecile incel
Adam Davis
>n-no u This guy smokes copious amount of cock comfirmed
David Cooper
>Trying to be funny by recycling last weeks joke.
You guys are trying to hard. I was in the original thread last week and it was way funnier
James Torres
Us oldfags amirite? Fuck these newfags, sage and reported evrryone in the thread reeee
Andrew Ross
If you truly were an oldfag you know you cant say you reported anything
Justin Brown
I know what you mean. Sometimes I let myself get trolled then I also troll them like replying to multiple people. This way they know im an oldfag like you
Ayden Garcia
Ebin thread guise
Camden Thompson
I just wanted advice for my shoulders. Pic related is my shoulderspo.
you expect me to believe some stupid bitch actually said those words then proceeded to produce a fucking tape measure from out of her purse and then measure you length wise like everyone wouldn't look at her like shes some kind of freak taking fucking measurements of a dude in the middle of a club.
Michael Garcia
dumb fucklets takin all the manbells
Ayden Williams
She wasnt measuring length she was measuring width
Liam Cruz
DYEL?
Andrew Bailey
Kek do you even know how to not be baited like a faggot?
Adam Russell
Hey be nice to her
Zachary Perez
>scooby was relevent
kek
Isaac Russell
>not being 20" long anyway
Anthony Jackson
>being above average is normal guise Shut up you brainless retard, go eat a crayon.
Brayden Thompson
>reading comprehension
Xavier Sanchez
cringe never bost this again
Aaron Jones
Is 20 inches enough to be considered broad?
Nolan Morgan
>have a summer job at a warehouse >lift stuff for 6-10 hours a day >a large portion of the lifting resembles a front lateral raise >my anterior shoulders actually develop quite nicely due to the great amount of volume, but they also become over-activated as shit >benching now only seems to work out my shoulders, as my chest has gone to hibernation for the summer
Luckily I have only 1,5 months left. The pay is surprisingly good, but the work is beyond monotonic and my back is oftentimes sore. Never again.
I have a summer job as a mover but I do a lot of warehouse stuff for the company too. It was good until I confronted one of my coworkers for talking shit behind my back. I said if you’ve got something to say to me, say it to my face.
Fucking manlets (5’5”)
Josiah Gonzalez
You’re not a smart guy are you?
Nathan Ortiz
>projecting
Brandon Murphy
*Last year*
Andrew Myers
Stop doing OHP with a bar. Width comes from working your side delts, not your front! Do a bunch of standing dumbbell press, incline bench, side delt flyes, and rear delt flyes (never neglect these!).
Anthony Harris
We generally can't reach the bar when you tall fucks get done squatting
Benjamin Powell
Seated shoulder press Military press implies heels together, no back arch, and standing not the be confused with The Press™
Jeremiah Ward
>OHP >feel sharp pain in pic related >go directly to showers
