I have the best bf ever

I have the best bf ever.

He lets me stay home all day and be NEET because he understands I'm too retarded to get a job. He makes 3k bongs a month after tax plus whatever work he can do on the side usually gets him another 400 - 800 bongs extra after tax every month. He takes care of me and even gives me an allowance to spend on weeaboo shit.

Btw I'm a boy

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sounds like you have a good man I wish I was one

>being sub
yikes

he sounds sweet, how did you meet him?

Are you a boy(female) or a girl(male)?

thats pathetic.. I know this guy who used to live next door to me and he started gold digging too he dated some old dude just to buy him some fancy shit then the gay dude broke up with him and took it all back and now he lives with some fat smelly guy in a trailer

just a gross way to live but I make my own money

On 8ch's faggot board

boy (male)

It's fun, I hadn't been with anyone before him and wasn't even sure if I'd like it but as soon as we met I felt like I'd known him my whole life and everything felt so natural and right

do you do any kinky or weird things with him? or just regular sex?

does he drill you good?

I'm 25 and my bf is 28, gold digging wasn't my intention it just worked out this way. We dated for a year before moving in together and I used up all my savings going to see him, it was never about money I'm just glad he's so understanding and willing to support me. He knows I'm happier doing this than I would be as a wagie. He's a workaholic so it works out, I'm always ready to hang out and spend time with him because I never have plans and he's glad to have someone he doesn't have to book an appointment with 6 weeks in advance like most normies.

Nothing weird, just the usual

That's lewd

boring. do you at least eat his ass or something?

also how much do you weigh, be honest

Gross, no.

I'm 6ft and 200lbs, he's 6ft 2' and 215lbs

When did you realize that you were homosex?

When he put his penisu in my mouth and I thought "This is weird but I don't want to stop" I knew for sure

thats some gay and hoe shit is what im saying its no hate though props

Do you do anal?

I always thought gay sex seemed kinda hot but anal always turned me off.

Sometimes, it's not mandatory though.

It's fun when you learn how to do it properly.

>anal always turned me off
you can do enema.

Do you think it would be possible to find a guy that also isn't into anal?
Dunno what that is lol

>Dunno what that is lol
ass uncleaner

it's not gross if he's clean tho, and I bet he'd appreciate it, it feels awesome tbqh

there's absolutely guys that aren't into it, altho I urge you to reconsider or at least give it a try, it can be a lot of fun with someone you trust!

Pretty good life you've got there user. I'm a lifelong NEET but work is shit and I'd fully support anybody who doesn't want to get a job.

So he gives you money to live with him and gets to fuck you?

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Thanks for posting Vanilla, one of my catgirl waifus.

In essence, yes

I'd still stay with him even without the money though

You know you're a prostitute right

I guess every housewife of the last 2000 years was a prostitute too then?

My partner is the main earner, because I flunked uni and have poor social skills that make it tricky for me to hold down jobs. but god I couldn't cope with having to run to him for everything and have no real escape route should I need it. I have my little job to cover half rent and bills + whatever else it's needed for. And he gets good and whatever. I find I never have any of my own money left to spend on myself though which frustrates me a lot.

>6ft and 200lbs, he's 6ft 2' and 215lbs
thats just gay

The only gays you see are the loud and proud limp wristed twinks/aging twinks.

My bf and I detest these people, we believe there's never any reason to tell anyone. I've never been in a situation where it was relevant and neither has he. It's not about being ashamed, it's about not being a cringy fuck who tells every new person they meet and walks around with a sign saying "look at me I'm a fag give me attention".

I have no idea how many gays there are like my bf and I for obvious reasons, but it's probably a lot. The public view and stereotypes of what "a gay" is is based on insufficient information, just imagine if the only representative of straight people were furries.

It does suck sometimes having very little disposable income but I have no right to ask for more, I'm very lucky to have so much provided for me