Right, so I moved to a new town 6 months ago for work and didn't know anybody. Since my only hobby is gym, I make gym buddies there. Couple of guys and I meet up around the same time for workouts, give each other spots, shoot the shit, that kind of thing.
They're mostly pretty cool guys, but still do the immature joking about being gay shit that I thought people stopped doing in highschool. I'm nearly 30 and most of these guys are in their mid 20s. Anyway, just shit like towel snapping and telling people their dick is looking juicy in the shower and stuff. But then there is this game they do called "gay chicken" where two dudes basically start doing directly gay shit like starting to kiss or running their hand up eachother's thigh and whoever jumps away first loses. Which is, like, orders of magnitude gayer than I remember even the gayest gay joking in school.
Anyway, the other morning in the shower one of the guys (we'll call him Julius) walks up behind me when it's just us in there and starts rubbing my shoulders which is gay as fuck but I tolerate because I know it's just their bro culture shit and I want to fit in. But next thing he did was start to rub his semi chubbed dick between my ass cheeks. So I shove him and I'm like what the fuck man and he tells me to chill the fuck out and that it's just a game, that I know he's just messing around, and getting worked up over the shit was dumb.
So I tell him it's cool, whatever, just don't ever try putting his dick between my buttcheeks again. He's like fine man and that was the end of that. I've started to feel bad about it though like maybe I overreacted.
I don't know brahs. Where do you guys draw the line with the locker room jokes?
Nah most of them have girlfriends and wives and shit. I mean they act like a bunch of faggots, but I don't think they're legit have-sex-with-other-men gay.
Jeremiah Young
You sound upset about losing gay chicken. Try to win next time, then youll feel better
Ethan Wilson
That's fucking gay man. Had a relatable experience with someone much older (he was close to 50 and I barely 20) that didn't end well. Some of these "gym buddies" or "military guys" may have gf's/wives but they are FUCKING FAGGOTS. Stay away while you still can and don't become a degenerate like them. IT'S DEGENERATE.
Buddy those guys aren't playing, they're legit homos and the Julius guy sounds like a predator. The "gay chicken game" shit is just a layer of plausible deniability. I'm 100% sure that if you didnt stop him your friend Julius would have wormed his dick up your ass, and was just testing the waters. Except since you freaked out he claims he was just playing the faggoty game. Lol you're getting groomed buddy.
William Walker
This. GET OUT OF THERE ASAP OR ENJOY SOME DICKIE DICK IN YOUR ASS BOI
Andrew Torres
>But next thing he did was start to rub his semi chubbed dick between my ass cheeks i almost died at this bit. quality thread OP
Should I just go to a different gym entirely or pick a different time to go or whatever? The problem is that there are only two gyms in town and the other one is all the way on the other side and has set hours so it's kind of inconvenient. It's not like the guy is going to rape me or something (I'm bigger than him), but it will be kind of awkward if I just stop talking to them all together.
Dominic Russell
>So I tell him it's cool, whatever, just don't ever try putting his dick between my buttcheeks again. He's like fine man and that was the end of that. I've started to feel bad about it though like maybe I overreacted.
Faggot here. I'll fill you in. Faggots (closet cases but also openly gays) will use this so called 'game' as a front to get away with stuff that would normally be called sexual harassment.
>So I shove him and I'm like what the fuck man and he tells me to chill the fuck out and that it's just a game, that I know he's just messing around, and getting worked up over the shit was dumb.
Read that again. The guy stuck his semi erect penis between your ass cheeks (againts your will) and when you protested he used 'the game' as a front for his misbehavior.
Faggots do this all the time. Also men in general are much less likely to make a big deal about getting harassed, guys like that exploit that aswell.
Isaiah Rivera
>I've started to feel bad about it though like maybe I overreacted i would have fought the dude and never spoken to those queers again. What the fuck.
Joshua Sanders
Damn OP you suck at gay chicken
Nolan Thomas
this what the fuck op, how dont you go on a fucking rampage after a guy put hus dick in your ass in the showers lmao
You are gonna get ur ass drilled bud
Luis Gray
You gotta get back at him and beat him at his own gayme, OP. Next time you see him showering alone, do what he did, butt go a step further and stick your dick past the cheeks and into his angus at the very least. That’ll teach him while also asserting your dominance. Don’t forget to say no homo tho.
Just go to the other gym man, it'll be less trouble in the end. From your post its pretty clear that you're susceptible to manipulation and these guys are probably pros. They had you second guessing whether you should be mad that he tried to stick his dick in your ass man. Imagine how you would have reacted to that before hanging out with them.
Isaac Brown
It didn't go in my ass. It was like he pressed it lengthwise against the crack and used his hand to rub it back and forth.
First instinct was to hit him but I shoved him instead because I didn't want to get in to a naked shower grappling match.
Elijah Robinson
>Nah most of them have girlfriends and wives and shit.
>doesn't know what a beard is Sweetie...
Asher White
I would also like to point out to you that you can get HPV (genital warts) just from skin to skin exposure. Furthermore a person does not have to show symptoms (having warts) to be infectious. HPV is rampant in men who have seks with other men.
You don't need to go running away to another gym, and if you like lifting with them then continue to do so. Just fucking draw a line and stand by that. You're allowed to tell them you're not into that gay shit, even if it's a "game". There's no set standard for how people should behave, so no one has the authority to object if you express what you do and do not like about your interactions with these people.
Camden Hughes
This has been settled for decades: It's not gay if the balls don't touch. If the balls touch, then it's gay. You fucking idiot. It's common sense.
Nathaniel Phillips
This. Winning gay chicken feels sooo good
Liam Smith
>literally making out with each other in the locker room >willing to slide dick in another man's ass >not gay How dense are you?
Wyatt White
Sounds like a really good gym
Ayden Kelly
>lidl babbys first time playing gay chicken >he sissies out then spergs over losing
Never going to make it. This is what your bros think happened.
Ian Bailey
I remember showering in the gym and sometimes we would "sword fight" with a our dicks. It was pretty funny
Jonathan Sanders
he put his DICK in your ASS are you fucking le brainlet or something
Liam Turner
This.. Especially since it was just you two there, it's not like he can say he was doing it to joke around with an audience. He was testing the waters to see if you'd let him have sex with your ass
Bentley Watson
> just shit like towel snapping and telling people their dick is looking juicy
I mean, I'm pretty big on gay jokes but farthes thing I've done is slap a dude's ass or rub his biceps in a suggesting manner. Pressing you dick against man ass is full fledged faggotry and you might as well give up that ass now you fucking queer and stop being such a cocktease.
True, I used to play. Fucking asshole wouldn't give up. Fucked anally daily. Got gay married. Adopted two Indian kids. Bought a house. This nigga still would not give up when I made us get a time share.
Finally, I decide to bait him by being an alcoholic, spending all the money in our joint bank account and shit. Dude divorces me.
As he signs I look over: "chicken"
Boom!
Jonathan Gray
Do most gyms have like shower or locker rooms? My gym just has a little area like with benches in the middle and a rack for coats, it's like basically in the open but has cameras all over it so people don't steal your shit. Then it has like 3 or 4 single room bathrooms with locks on the doors and a toilet a bench and a shower and hooks for getting changed or showering (by yourself) if you need to, you just take your gym bag in and change or shower. It doesn't have like a big room where you shower together like in prison. Is this normal?
Yep. I've been in my share of locker rooms for football, the gym, etc, with tons of grabass, but this is actual rape territory, my dude.
Hudson Green
>tfw was in OPs exact position a few years ago >gym buddies were always acting REALLY fucking gay >they had a game called 'The Faggy Fisherman' where they would put sardine fillets in their underpants then work out, and then one would kiss the others penises and the least fishy tasting dick would be deemed to have won due to his sweat wicking away the fish taste >tfw I played the faggy fishermen a few times >a couple of times the tasting went into full grown blowjobs >tfw I've had my dick sucked by men a few times as a result >they were all married except me >now 4 of them got divorced and they are all coming out as gay
Wtf stop hanging out with fags Next thing you know You will fucking one of them while thinking it is just part of bro culture
Jackson Torres
They're literally gay/bi, they might not be comfortable enough to openly explore that side of themselves so they mask it with humour.
t. served in the army and seen plenty of this shit
Jaxon Jones
No straight guy fucking does that. Those are actual homosexuals. They have have wives, they may have girlfriends, they may have fucking KIDS with them, but this is still not straight behavior.
All of these posts are absolutely correct, especially the last three.
Get the fuck gone, OP. They are manipulating you into tolerating degeneracy. This is disgusting and you should immediately cease being around them. Trying to do what says isn't a good idea because you've already demonstrated that you're vulnerable to manipulation. Additionally, these fags realize that and are unlikely to respect "I'm done with that shit now" as binding. Moreover, you shouldn't associate with degenerates.
Juan Carter
seconding this, especially the last part. they've been gaslighting the fuck out of you if you are to the point you think that man trying to put his semi-erect penis against your ass is just "locker room joking" and that you can still keep hanging with them and doing this shit as a straight guy.
Gabriel Foster
Post body and boipussy OP.
It's the only way we can evaluate the situation objectively. Come on dude, it's what we all do, don't be chicken.
Sebastian Kelly
Dont be a little bitch just say you aint about that gay shit and dont do it with you.
What kind of beta male pansy ass faggot would go through all the trouble and inconvenience of going to a shitter further gym
Juan Bell
Mine is like that too, I’ve never showered at the gym
Henry Barnes
Gay chicken is how str8 gymbros find out who the fags are. Put dick in butt, if the fag gets hard or starts acting faggy then you know they are a fag.
It seems backward, but it's the only way to figure out who the closet homos are. Closet homos are a big problem in gym culture and gay chicken is the only way to draw them out.
Sometimes to catch a fag, you gotta act like a fag. Totally no homo.
Logan Jenkins
As an addendum to my earlier response (), you shouldn't change gyms due to this but you should certainly change times if you can't deal with the awkwardness of breaking off this association.
My teenbros acted real gay in high school but even that was at most slapping a guys ass or saying you'd rape them or something. This guy ACTUALLY borderline raped you. Get the duck out OP.
Gay chicken sounds hot as fuck. Wish I could get preyed on by a gang of horny men in the shower.
Ryan Green
this shit's hilarious, good job OP
Ryder Martinez
OK rubbing your naked cock inbetween another man's naked buttcheeks is extremely gay.
The gay shit I do with my bros is usually butt slapping and that's about it
Wyatt Reed
lmao can relate. ive never seen so much gay shit than what i did in the army.
Benjamin Adams
>They are manipulating you into tolerating degeneracy.
Wait, are they degenerates because they're gay or because they are gay men who pretend to be straight but do gay shit?
Luke Walker
Fair point
Dylan Allen
You should #metoo them
Oh wait, you’re not a woman. lol
Lincoln Barnes
Dude he was just kidding around. Relax and stop being such a fucking uptight homophobe bro. If you freak out at stupid jokes then you're just going to make everyone think you're closeted.
Isaiah Wright
You should use the trans excuse and use the ladies instead
Andrew Robinson
One this story sounds fake as hell, unless you are going to some fucking YMC which is basically gay orgy gym and they are trying to groom you by pretending to be nothomo lmao
I'm eastern Euro nigger and the gym shower culture is as strict as Waffenn SS march, now living in England the lads are fucking crazy, but tolerable, I don't know what it is, maybe the bitter depressing weather, that makes them behave in such a way
Julian Brooks
Worked against Spacey, but he's a pseudo pedo at the least so maybe that was the last drop needed.
Both, obviously. Gays are an affront to nature. Where yin and yang, the male and the female forms exist though centuries of perfect evolution, we have defective people like gay men who fancy themselves as sissies. Even the most effeminate gay man cannot replace a mother. JUST
Gabriel Flores
It is a YMCA. Showers are basically like pic related. There's a locker section and then in the back open showers.
What's up with that small stool in the corner? Is that where the resident slut sits and gets bukkake'd or pissed on?
Luis Howard
I think it's in case anybody crippled/disabled needs to shower.
Nathaniel Lewis
Not gay: Making sure your ally doesn't crush itself by spotting for them.
Gay: Scheduling so you can meet up at the same time for workouts, shooting the shit, immature joking, towel snapping, telling people their dick is looking juicy, chicken, wanting to fit in, just messing around, telling him it is cool, starting to feel bad, not knowing, locker room jokes.
Appalling. This is why I don't come to Jow Forums anymore. You're really just degenerates now.
Parker Morales
>Gay: Scheduling so you can meet up at the same time for workouts, shooting the shit No. Close male friendships often include these, as they should. The rest is gay as hell though.
Dominic Campbell
>straight male >having to work my ass-off to get laid with the ladies >meanwhile my bottom-gay flatmate can't keep up with the amounts of sex/date requests from his gay mobile dating profiles
Sometimes I wish I was gay. Fags are fucking horny animals it's not even funny anymore. Although the rampaging amount of STDs amongst them keeps me from even trying.
Levi Morales
Gay chicken is normal, we used to play that too. Julius is an actual fag though.
Andrew Morales
See escorts you stupid fuck.
Jayden Diaz
>Fucking this Catch him in the showers alone and give him a taste of his own medicine hot dog him and then reach over and squeeze his dick Show him whos boss
Daniel Rogers
Aren't they STD-ridden as well?
Parker Davis
>paying for sex
Jaxson Bennett
>STDs also >paying money for sex
It's a pride thing. I don't really have a problem picking girls up, especially my co-workers, the procedure just takes so long.
Lincoln Brown
Pretty much he's gonna have to suck alot of ironic dick to get back in the circle of trust
Zachary Nguyen
god i wish i was straight so i could do all these gay things
Sebastian Cruz
What do you call someone who isn't gay or interested in men whatsoever, but fantasizes about shemales a lot? Not disgusting, manfugly male crossdressers, I'm talking pretty Brazilian goddesses with dicks. Also, I don't want to get fucked by one, I just want to fuck them or watch them fuck sexy women.
>just don't ever try putting his dick between my buttcheeks again you're such a wimp. Say "don't touch me ever again", why minimize it? That isn't ironically gay, that's gay, especially since you guys were alone...
Dominic Nguyen
Bisexual
Hunter Price
>being this deep in the closet as the guys in OP's story
Sebastian Harris
>we'll call him Julius that is the gayest fucking thing i heard all week. What the FUCK just is your problem? FUCK you.
Sebastian Brooks
because immediately after someone tries pressing their dick in your asscrack the specific instance of someone trying to put their dick in your asscrack will stand more at the forefront of your mind than them touching you in general.
Jayden Barnes
>not interested in men >fantasizes about shemales >dicks You're straig-- >doesn't want to get fucked by one Fag
Xavier Garcia
>it's cool man, whatever Why would he say that then? It wasn't cool at all, the penis or the touching before that. If he wasn't such a pushover, he wouldn't add the "it's cool" to his statement. Honestly OP is easily manipulated, probably was bullied as a kid, and should just switch gyms
Sebastian Reed
This. OP might be a homo aswell. >he pressed it lengthwise against the crack and used his hand to rub it back and forth. >So I tell him it's cool >I've started to feel bad about it though like maybe I overreacted. Either a homo or the ideal rape victim.
Wyatt Lewis
Having sex with a guy doesn't make you gay. I'm a straight dude with a gf and I've fucked two guys. And by "fucked" I mean "been fucked by". I was curious to see what it felt like, so I posted pics of my ass on CL back when that was a thing. Went over to some guy's apartment and he fucked me. I did the same a few months later with a guy I found via /soc/. Both of these guys absolutely manhandled me, like had me on my back, ankles on their shoulders, moaning as they fucked me. Almost got a prostate o both times. My favorite was probably doggy, just really hot to bend over, spread my legs, and arch my back so my buttocks were flared and their hard cocks could slide in to my awaiting butthole. And I swallowed for both dudes. Now I've got a serious gf and kind of regret I never took the /soc/ guy up on his offer to get eiffel towered. But the point of this is that I'm not gay. I didn't enjoy french kissing these guys, and I didn't find them to be attractive, and I didn't want a relationship with them. I was just interested in taking cock. If I could have found a girl to peg me, I would have done that, but I couldn't, so I tolerated getting fucked by a guy as the second-best thing, even though I'm straight
Nathaniel Myers
Just a "game" Hahaha right
Chase Morris
See how far they go with you and decide if they are gay.
Parker Richardson
You gay Even prisoners will beat their dick till it turns are before they fuck a dude
