Why does everybody between 30 and 40 have a fucking tattoo now?

Why does everybody between 30 and 40 have a fucking tattoo now?
Also most of them are fucking shit.
Tattoos can only be pulled off by jacked people, prove me wrong.

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the gaming/anime/current tv obvious ones are the worst.

I wouldn't ever get one but if you really want something like that at least make it subtle like idk the triforce instead of a massive portrait of zelda on your chest

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The average person is cattle and follows the herd. People are actually surprised that I don’t have any tattoos.

It depends on where you are and your social standing, but yes, tattoos are much more common than they used to be, and if you work a job that doesn't require a degree, or a trade, or a job that involves manual labour or asking how you can help somebody, it's normal to see lots of people with shitty tattoos that are basically stickers or something. I live in a seafaring city, and tattoos are more common here than they are where I went to university for my master's degree. I have a tattoo that my grandfather had from his time at sea, and I was one of the only people I mixed with in the university town that had any tattoos at all. Similarly when I went to live in Quebec to do French language training for my job, I found the only other people with tattoos were the kinds who work shitty jobs. Typically, people with good, complete tattoos, artistic ones, are either criminals or creative types themselves, either artists by profession or people who work in other creative careers that pay well. Generally, good tattoos look good on anybody who isn't a fat fuck, there are people who will say there is no such thing as a "good tattoo" no matter what, and tattoos are much more common than they used to be.

the other day i saw this guy come out of his lifted f350 and was rocking this massive minions tattoo on his calf.

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Bugmen. Chattle slaves to the Jewish oligarchs. Just be glad you're not one of them

I've seen too many losers with triforce satchels/keychains, it's pretty much lost any subtlety it used to have.

Only poors and the classless have tattoos. Elites don't have tattoos

>be yuppie fuck
>get unearned sailor tattoo just because grampa had it
>look like total poser faggot
>look down on people in trades or military who actually have an in group meaning to the tattoo and had to earn it

Youve never been on a crew at sea, you are a total fag for having any sailor tattoos.

Dad just got a tattoo at 53 after 24 years of telling me it is a disgrace to god. He was watching too much gavin mcinnes

>that 53 year old millennial that watches youtube e-celebs

>Tattoos can only be pulled off by jacked people, prove me wrong.

>Ruining your god given body with ink.

The only ones that can pull of tattoos and look cool are Yakuza because of what does tattoos entail and represent. When you see some gym rat with yakuza-like tattoos you can only think of him as a try hard.

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> I found the only other people with tattoos were the kinds who work shitty jobs
this guy has hit the nail on the head I'm a fully sleeved merchant sailor.

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>because of what does tattoos entail
what THOSE **

a well done zelda portrait would be much better than some shitty triforce.

the white equivalent would be some runes n sheit, but unless you're a 6'5+ blonde farmer from northern europe or were a member of the SS then you're a tryhard

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Lol you anti tattoo freaks grasp at any straw you can to feel superior. Its pathetic. They dont hurt that bad pussy.

I'm wanting to get something to go around my hueg abdominal scar, but I'm waiting to get more jacked to do it

What if I'm a 6'3" blue eyed Chad with strong features and my parents are both born in Denmark but I was born in Canada? Do runes make me a try hard

tattoos ruin aesthetics

Desperate attempt at standing out in an increasingly homogenised world due to globalisation and corporate society

Basic as fuck basically

Same can be said about literally everything you wear/listen to/do. Pretend your unique all you want, you're not.

wtf you're right every action carries the same weight nothing matters god isnt real im pickle rick

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>the white equivalent would be some runes n sheit, but unless you're a 6'5+ blonde farmer from northern europe or were a member of the SS then you're a tryhard
>tfw 5'10 aryan farmer from german america
can i get weeanord tats?
>implying igaf what Jow Forums thinks if the response doesnt have a current body pic

Tatoos are only fine if its something you realy balieve in, relegios/political/whatever, not just random shit. pic related is an example of a good tatoo (even if you dont agree with the message or asthetic)

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Imagine this guy 20 years from now going to the beach or something and having to explain his tattoo is a highly elaborate reference to some shitty cartoon everyone has forgotten about.

As bad as this shit is, you can at least laugh it off as some kind of joke.

He’ll regret it in soon enough and scrounge up some funds to get it removed. They always do.

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>Imagine this guy 20 years from now going to the beach or something and having to explain his tattoo is a highly elaborate reference to some shitty cartoon everyone has forgotten about.
Like if 20 years ago you got a Flintstones tatoo, if someone saw it today youd have to explain to them what bam-bam is. memes are basically hieroglyphics and in the future no one will know what the fuck it means.

could be worse

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Aesthetic

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That's a very nice tattoo.

Someone on /vg/ posted this one before

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Serious question, what's going through you rmind if you get something like that tattoo'd on your leg? I'd get it if it were a stick-on tattoo like in those old packs of chewing gum I ate as a kid, but this shit? It's premanent. Even after removal surgery it will leave something. Why? Why have something as stupid as an ahegao of a girl from an anime everyone will forget about in five years?

>animefag
>textbook DYEL arm
Every single time.

their 5 seconds of fame they get for people saying why the fuck did you do that

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I'm 32 and don't have any tattoos

>this faggot weeb is married
>haven't had a date in a year and a half
Where did it all go so wrong?

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It's how boring millenial boomers pretend to have a personality, that and taking "molly" every weekend

>farmer
Those are literal subhumans

I wanna get tattoos of symbolism representing the gods. Particularly huginn and muninn, I don't have great ideas for the other ones yet though. Cringey and a bad idea?

that's his boyfriends hand, user

friendship ring with his 4 year "open-relationship" gf

The only acceptable option is the tatao from far cry 3.

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looking at the singlet i think its actually a chick

give me one reason to not tattoo the totenkopf logo behind my ear

>antifascist
>absolute nu-male
OHNONONONONONONONONONO

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Better off burning your money than covering yourself in hideous scribbles that make you look like a child who drew all over himself

>no gods
In one episode Rick complained about how Christmas is for Christ, not materialism.
>no master
Rick is his master. lmfao what a dumbass.

>sports bra
That's a woman

kek. just like there's a million shitty bands, there's a million shitty tattoo artists

that morty has a robot rick or some shit

And then got a new Rick cause Morty's are cucks.

>anger is a gift
>pics of rick and morty

absolute soi

That tattoo is pure aesthetics and that’s coming from someone with no tattoos
Honestly I’d consider getting one of those but not both

Here’s another aesthetic tatt some fitizen posted, I cropped it cause he had some gay shit written above it

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Most tattoos look like shit imo, but every now and then you find some fucking amazing piece of artwork. If I ever get a tattoo done it'll be something to this caliber, but probably on my arm or leg or something - not my entire body.

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After my parents divorced my dad got his whole fucking back tattooed

The aesthetic. Am going to get flowers tattooed on my body.

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Will regret in 10 years or less

30 year old Boomer here.
When I was young, tattoos were the hip, cool thing to do, because all the old people were bitching about it and telling us not to.
Now every older person has them, and a lot of younger people have begun whining and complaining about tatts.
Basically kids just do the opposite of what their parents do.
Meaning that your kids will get tattoos and you'll be really butthurt about it.

They might be going through some mental issues or had a shitty life which developed a genuine not carring attitude, self destructive life style.

Personally I think tattoos should be earned, be given to you by your culture (which you are an active part of), or be a result of spur of the moment apathy.

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ATBGE

I hate sailors who get nautical themed tattoos.

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90% of tattoos either just look plain stupid or are horribly generic and pointless
just another way for people to shout "look at me!!!" and create a false identity

>dumb arthoes with 2000$ tattoos

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Elites also molest kids

>Tattoos can only be pulled off by practically no one
ftfy.

I don't know about males, but every fucking girl 21-30 has at least one tattoo or is a crazy fundamental Christian. I personally don't like them and think they are trashy, but I've had to come to terms with it or else there would be only like 3 girls in my city to fuck. I'll sometimes think I'll finally find a good girl that hasn't ruined her body with one, but nope, she's have some dumbass fucking calligraphy one on her foot or ankle or some shit.

it must be hard being around all the semen, it's a good thing yall are so close 8 months at a time.

Unironically based

xD

I love seeing butthurt plainskins finally come to grips with the fact that everyone has ink but them.
How does it feel to swallow your pride and throw away your precious little standards just so you can get a piece of pussy?

>everyone has ink but them
well, women are stupid, and impressionable to dumb shit they see on instagram, what's your excuse, faggot?

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my favourite part of this tatt is that the tattoo artist thought the tattered cloth that hangs from kratos belt was actually a pair of mc hammer pants that were on fire

I was in a class last semester and my professor ask who had a tattoo and I think only myself and 3 others didn't. I honestly believe tattoos just look trashy no matter what and makes you look worse especially if you lift. I hate seeing a guy that has a nice bod and a shitty tat on it. It's like some graffitied a greek statue. Same with women.

As many others have said, some tattoos look good. This one does not. It makes her look cheap, even worse, it looks like she tried, knowing some tattoos look cheap, but couldn't find or afford a good artist. The cost of the tattoo, artist time and skill, is most likely the biggest factor in looking like shit or interesting.

One of the funniest things i ever heard was a hungover sorority girl crying about "i don't even like tinker bell"

I hate that shit on people with absolutely no ties to the ocean.
Gosh, it’s almost like tattoos are in our work culture
>meet new crew
>tattoos and beards
We’re called look-alikes for a reason.

I get complimented on my sleeve all the time.

because I was 20 when I got a tattoo and now through the miracle of time I am in my 30's

This one could have easily been done by a good artist and looked good fresh. People like to ignore the fact that tattoos get blurry and shitty over time. This one might just be a few years old and not as crisp as it was new. Even in it's current state, it looks better than 90% of the ones I see on everyone, and I live in "the most tattooed city in the US per capita" if that means shit.

Fuck off pol nobody likes you

I've been thinking about getting this Jow Forums. Let the artist make it look better but this is the general idea.

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DO THAT AND WERE OFF TO ANAL TOWN

Full cleanskin trawlerboi checking in.

Minus the swastica though because I'm Jewish and live in Israel and that is illegal.

You know it's a sin for jews to get tattoos right?

I know but I don't believe in god so I don't care

Based DO THAT AND WE'RE OFF TO ANAL TOWN poster

There's a fitizen with that exact Zelda tattoo

That shit is so fucking painful

Why would you get a tattoo of something so stupid and get it removed 6 months later?
You know it was stupid when you got it, so just own it

jesus christ

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a girl I've been seeing has a tattoo that I didn't notice until we had sex. do I drop her?

He's gonna make, your gonna make it and I'm gonna make it. WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRAH, THAT'S IT.

Make way, lads. Based patrician taste coming through.

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