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Welcome to /fraud/, the steroids and blogging general.

Before asking your stupid questions, read the Reddit wiki:

reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki

Also, include:
>stats
>age
>time spent lifting
>height
>weight
>BF%

Oral-only cycles will suppress your natural testosterone production and are far less beneficial than injectables, so don't do oral-only cycles. If you're scared of needles just admit it.

We can't help you dose your AI, it's different for everybody and there's a lot of factors at play. Figure it out yourself.

No source talk. Figure it out yourself.

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i dont get the brow nose chin ratio

how does it work?

You only frontload once, right?

Say I'm doing 300 mg/week TestE, the first injection would be 600 mg TestE then every subsequent injection would be 150mg e3d.

yes could also do 300mg test e for both first week shots

What are the benefits of frontloading?

>taking steroids
lmao sad manlets compensating

>not taking
kek, why are you so bitter to come in a fraud thread to cry about frauds?
Nothing else to do with your time?
Such a sad life.

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where do you take tinder girls if not back to your house?

A cheap motel

>sad life
says the roid monkey browsing Jow Forums on a saturday
lol too big to fit out the house gayboy?

Why is it so hard to get bitcoin? I understand wanting to use it for transactions but getting ahold of it in the first place is so tedious.

can you deposit from the bank?

There are a few ways to do it.

Some people like to do more frequent injections for a period of time. For example, with a 500mg/wk test-e cycle, you could pin 250mg four times in the first week.

Or, you could do it the way you had mentioned, with just doing higher doses for the first pin or for a few pins.

Some people also blend esters. For example, you could take both test-e and test-p to get a faster buildup, then drop the test-p after a bit and increase test-e.

Faster peak blood concentration of the compound. That's basically it, unless you're frontloading a long ester and just riding it out.

>NO U!
Breh, your so bitter, why dont get a GF and spend time with her instead of browsing in a thread you shouldnt care about.

FYI: Had a girl here today, but she had to go, now i chill just here and having a good time.

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should have mined it instead of jabbin needles in your ass faggot steroid idiot

your hand isn't your gf
just hang yourself sad little steroid rage man
literally blowing your top on the internet because of all that fake test messing with your brain lol
save us all some time and end it

>Coinbase

Would a similar physique as this absolutely require Tren?

I have a strong aversion to Tren as my one bout with it simply messed with my head too much, didn't last longer than 3 weeks and almost lost my gf and was a nervous anxious wreck.

I have run a test cycle at 500mg weekly before and that worked great. Ran 250 test and 150 NPP weekly as well, also good.

THinking of doing 500 test with 400 Deca, have plenty AI on hand.

The guy in the pic is Steve Gentili, a 6'2" 275-300 pound powerlifter.

I'm only 5'9", so assuming my gear requirments aren't going to be as high. Plan is to run these doses for 20 weeks. Dieting careful to avoid fat gain.

Age: 37
Gear use, on and off many years, never over 500mg before, currently TRT at 150mg weekly test cyp
5'9"
195 pounds, almost visible abs (last spot to show definition on me)

Have gone beyond 2/3/4/5 - DL and SQ somewhat lower at the moment after a hip injury in a bike accident

Anyhow, have a goal look, hoping to get there without Tren

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>neck length of 2 inches

Fucking necklets

>mfw a little roid raging manlet tries to start shit with me
one punch is all it takes to put you dogs back in your place

>would a roid rat physique require roids
lol get some brains you animal

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nutman...

Didn't ask if it would require roids, was very specific if it would Trenbolone.

> your hand isn't your gf
I didnt talk about a GF lad, but girls want sex too, you know?
Why even care about things other people do?

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absolute STATE of low IQ steroid abusing brainlets
make some intelligence gains ya dumb ape, it might save your life... if the steroids don't kill you or i don't knock your ass out into the afterlife lol

Thanks for the help last night tinderbro. Deleting account and starting again worked.

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shut up bitch ass rat idiot

I wont, because you seem so bitter, just try to help you, why dont talk about the problems that bothers you irl?
Theres nothing wrong with it.

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stupid ass rat mother fucker
*bang* and the roid monkey is gone
it's like cillit bang for apes that think big muscles makes them tough... bitch
next time i see a roid monkey ape in the street he'sgoing down

Holy milk trucks! Please tell me you fucked that

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Maybe should do a anti aggression therapy, probably helps you more.
You dont have to be here and rage, you can get a gf and just enjoy life, why not give it a try?

Really, we got a tough mother fucker here. You just going to shoot random people based on appearance and THEY are the one with the issue?

This thread is reddit tier/under age cancer. Fuck, can't wait for summer to be over.

It’s this bad no matter the time of year moron

Move along little timmy, this website is for adults.

This is some of the most cringe inducing low quality attempts at trolling I've ever seen. Underage, playground tier "hand isnt gf" shit, 1/10. Kys faggot

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Anytime my friend

Good luck go smash 1 million percent

>all the decent sarms sites are closing down because of the upcoming legislation to ban them
Terrible.

>lumpy gyno been bothering me for 6 months
>start taking mast prop E2D
>gyno completely gone within two weeks

what
the
fuck

what causes his permanent bloat? even when he's shredded to the fucking bone his face is still bloated and round. What the fuck he did?

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Minoxidil

Guys the girl is asking me to go clubbing with her tonight, but I don't really get the point of it? Isn't the whole end game of clubbing to find someone to fuck?

How do I bring up the potential of a 3 way it seems to be the only way to make clubbing tolerable is to go into it looking for a 3rd girl to smash
Although I feel like it will be hella awkward no matter what

Why am I a fag who can make friends with girls only?
Is it because making friends with fat girls is easy mode because they just want to get fucked

were you raised by a single mom? I was, I’m more comfortable around females as I’ve been raised by women my whole life, sister mom grandma. I feel on edge/threatened around other males.

>Ex-GF from 6-7 years ago comes over
>feels like we were never seperated
>have sex
>shes confused because of it
Breeeeeehs.

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before you catch feelings remember how many cocks she’s sucked in those 6-7 years. she’s probably getting old now and can’t get chad anymore so she’s running back to you luring you in with her pussy.

HGH-gut. Also shitty bone structure

>Using anecdotes to refute science

Betcha granddaddy smoked a pack of cigarettes every day and was fit as a fiddle until 95!

Shes 21, so i guess its not because getting old.
Shes even hotter now than back then.
She was my first gf and i fucked up because of cheating.
Felt comfy as fuck today desu.

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>tfw i got in trouble for spammin a MasT post about his brother getting cucked
Lmao that shit was copy pasta material, fuck you mods

Whats about his brother?

DON'T FRONTLOAD. Ever.
My body couldn't handle it and it nearly killed me after my appendix exploded pretty violently. You're better off using Test Prop for the first few weeks alongside Enanthate until it kicks in.

Besides, 300mg Test isn't even worth a cycle.

i mean i had a father but no relationship at all with him
probably spoke under 100 words to him per year
and ok but how do you deal with wanting to hang out with a friend but the girl always wants something more? Like i cant go clubbing with her then pick up another girl or shed be angry af right?
I mean if i flip the scenario i really wouldnt care that much
whats the science then cuck king?
nothing wrong with frontloading lmao

Instead of blasting tren this summer, I'm just going to stay at a cruise dose of test and try anavar. I've never done an oral before, what should I expect from anavar? How long does it take to kick in?

anavar is for girls pussy be a man and do sdrol it goes great with tren

...

what the fuck man

im at the biggest ive ever been and im constantly jellymiring people smaller than me at the gym. I have girls hitting on me but the self confidence from that disappears in a day tops. My biggest revenge fantasy motivation from when I started working out, having my ex want me back and shooting her down happened this week and I barely cared. I have a gf that loves me and will do anything for me but I feel like it's not enough.

Feels like no amount of size/pussy gains will make me happy again. Did it make you big tren bois happy?

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>what the fuck man
>im at the biggest ive ever been and im constantly jellymiring people smaller than me at the gym. I have girls hitting on me but the self confidence from that disappears in a day tops. My biggest revenge fantasy motivation from when I started working out, having my ex want me back and shooting her down happened this week and I barely cared. I have a gf that loves me and will do anything for me but I feel like it's not enough.
>Feels like no amount of size/pussy gains will make me happy again. Did it make you big tren bois happy?
get a dog or a kitty if you are repressed homo
or breed wife for small baby

SGDQ 2018 starts tommorow, can't wait to see more speedrunners coming back as TRANS women

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Please don't remind me...

gonna need to clear out the memory card on my camera for this one

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There are
30ml Test E
100x20mg Tamoxifen
100x1mg Anastrozole
15000 IU HCG
a bunch of alcohol pads
100x 21g and 25g Needles
and 100x Syringes 2 meters away and i cant use it because i hadnt blood work yet.
How to handle this feel?

Also whats important in blood work.
Someone said he just payed 60$ and that doesnt add up with my calculation based on the things suggested at the reddit lonk in OP which are at least 280$...
Pls halp

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If bloods are too expensive stick to relatively safe blasts/cycles and only do bloods after pct if you want to do that.

Thats not actually a big problem, i just wondered why somebody just payed 60$, i do it a a private lab, because my doc is a pos and wont do it, and they use standard doc prices and it will probably even more expensive, because i have to figure out what a LFT and Kidney function test contains, i think 350$ will it cost.
Will do blood work before, but the gear is so close now and i have to fight the temptation.

Perhaps he tested in a different country? Full blood panel tests here cost around 100 euro (90 dollar) in a private lab.

stop being a little faggot and pin
bloodwork is for nerds and numales

Daily reminder to ignore his "advice"

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Damn, im in germany, where are you?
Im way to new to know adequate prices, they seemed to be trustworthy.
I dont want to burn money for nothing.

>the virgin blood marker checker
>the chad perma blaster with perfect health

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Netherlands, hi neighbour.

Honestly many people yolo roids, but caution is good. Will it just be a cycle or straight into blast n cruise?

>gf thought she could talk shit to me
>ask her to sit near me
>she hesitate for a bit
>comes sit near me after a while
>choke hold her for a good 1 min
>fcking bitch I'm your God
>she seems to like it and gets horny
She crazy

Just my first cycle, but they prices were so retarded, for example just 5-10 € difference for 30 pills Tamoxifen and 100 Pills Tamoxifen thats why i buyed more and just to have more on hand.

Considering to do blood work in netherlands now, im 1,5h away from the border, really dont know atm.

She might just talk shit to you now just to het choked.
Its nice that you found her kink.

I do mine at the doctor but mast might be kind enough to share the link.
Both mast and I live near the border so it shouldnt be too awful for you.

she got horny because you mentioned my name and she remembered how i stretched that ballon knot

No, that's a woman way to test your might. If you don't respond adequate you lose all power and become the cuc.k

I already know she likes that. You have to try it on your gf during sex, she will get crazy orgasms

Could you pls post a example blood work, im still confused which tests i should do, to be prepared for cycle.

Perhaps one day, I'm already way dominant and she is legit terrified when I get mad. She doesn't even contradict me, I can make her do the shittiest of tasks if I desire and she'll go out of her way to do extra shit for me.

Its night and day compared to how I used to be and she's still adjusting.

>dude get bloodwork

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I'm not the best example. The only things I check for are liver values and cholesterol. Rest just needs to be in reference.

I hope some user can chip in for you.

Just tried it out really softly first.

Yes i know i have that too and sometime i go to the extremes just to see how far i can go. It's crazy how much you can manipulate a person do to literally the craziest shit for you

But sometimes it's fun if she tries imo. It's no fun if there is no counterattack at all. It's like playing against an easy AI when you know you're beyond ELITE. You know you will win beforehand

youtube.com/watch?v=2FzkG_ozwVQ

>why is ronnie dress up like a nurse lol
LMAO

Jay Culter sounds autistic af. I bet he's fucking autistic. RONNIE IS A BOSS

u gotta be pretty autistic to win olympia...

The biggest struggle part is that she's at her best when she has some confidence as well.

Best mood, does all the extra chores, amazing sex. I like a confident girl in bed that isnt afraid to do some things.

I can be a total ass and make her my total slave, but she'd end up miserable. She's very fragile and despite it being a meme, not like other girls in many regards and I love her for that.

We've been getting rough, so who knows, I'll see how far I'll get.

The way Jay looks is such a nice goal.

Okay i understand, but liver values are one of the things i worry about, on reddit they just say lft, i googled and got a bunch of infos, the lab i considered at first just do a few of those what a lft contains.
Feeling a little bit retarded actually.

You're not running any orals at all, I wouldnt worry about liver values.

Jay is giga chad

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>jay cutler said you were beatable
>i SAY JAY CUTLER SMOKING CRACK

LMAO

Ronnie is not autistic faggot HE IS A BOSS

I am thinking about her letting doing plastic surgery to see if that i can get that working. The more i treat her like shit the more she treat me like a god really

Is she insecure?

Sign me right the fuck up.

What do you want your girl to fix?

>insecure
You have no clue.

>falling for the bbc meme unironically

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So what are the interessting parts for me?
Testosterone, Estradiol, genereal haematology, cholesterole, LH, FSH, SHBG?
Am i missing something?

youtu.be/rw_5QaeFYHA?t=162

>JAY: THIS IS MY HOME, MY TOWN
>RONNIE: YOUR HOME JUST BEEN INVADED LIKE US INVADED IRAQ

lmao. DAMN, someone should must been calling 911 after that btfo because that should be against the law to btfo someone so hard

lip fillers, but i am scared it will look shitty. I always seems to look worse than from those people who did it

Where is she insecure about?

>Is she insecure?
All girls are

>JAY: THIS IS MY HOME, MY TOWN
>RONNIE: YOUR HOME JUST BEEN INVADED LIKE US INVA

fuck lmao why do lads with good genetics always have high iq too?

That pretty much sums it up perfectly.

>lip filler
Ffs please don't it always looks like shit. Not even minor touch ups look good.

She's mostly insecure about her body and me leaving for something better or cheating.

She's also finacially insecure since I'm mostly paying for everything due to paycheck differences. She's compensating by doing all kinds of househould chores.

>watching this "entertainment"

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your iq is too low to enjoy it

Thanks breh, i will calculate tomorrow what this will cost, will go sleeping now.
Have a good night.

Good luck man, let us know how it all goes.

>t.

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