Is there such a thing as a monastery of gains? I have a gf and a job now, but kind of hate my life right now

Is there such a thing as a monastery of gains? I have a gf and a job now, but kind of hate my life right now.

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>implying those gooks are natty

No, but we should start one. Go flesh out the idea and figure out how much it would cost, then post about it on fit. If you made a kickstarter for this, I’d actually legitimately be willing to donate.

You’re at the club and a bunch of jacked monks walk through the door and take possession of your gf. What do?

what exactly are you talking about here? like a place where you live with a bunch of other dudes and don't speak and just lift weights?

>Shut up
>Lift
>Read
>Eat healthy
Why isn't this a thing yet?

this is already how I live

...I want one.

it's called adulthood. grow up

yea m8 its called a gym

sounds like heaven

There is, but you need to have been a successful child athlete to go there.

>t.30yr old boomer

these are called communes, go make one

Do you not know what a gym is?

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Monasticism, regardless of religion, focus on spiritual pursuits primarily and have the physical pursuits revolve around it. You have priorities mixed up if you're putting the fitness as the focus.

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... the gym?

Weightlifting training camps are basically that

hmm..

I've wanted to set something like this for a while now
>spartan accommodations, probably a barracks setup
>no junk food on premesis
>lights out at 10pm, wakeup at 6-7am
>weights and sauna, possibly pool
>extensive library of paper books, none of this Kindle shit
>limited internet
>no women, alcohol, or drugs for a month
How many burgers would pay $1000/month to live there? Utilities and food included

Sounds a lot like prison to be honest...

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Not a burger but I'd easily go there for a few months a year at $1000 all included as a yuropoor

Add a punching bag and I'm in.

Upper middle class fucks have weekend/weeklong retreats like that.

>arbitrary hate of e-readers

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Yes but it's not open to mortals.

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There are places somewhat like this, they're all expensive as fuck. Mike's Gym Marbella comes to mind, Google it he'll let you camp out at what is probably the best gym ever for a few thousand euro.