One day, you're out taking a night walk alone, when underneath a patch of shade, you notice a figure lurking underneath. He beckons and you feel strangely non-hesitant to approach. >"user, I have been expecting you." the hooded figure says, as he lifts his hood to reveal he is the grim reaper.
He presents you a choice, of which, you have to choose an option or get killed immediately. Option 1: >Your life is completely fixed! You no longer suffer from physical or mental illnesses and you find yourself surrounded by friends and capable of performing work like a functioning member of society, but you forget your waifu's face, you're incapable of playing video games for more than 5 minutes a day, and anime no longer exists. You will live a long, healthy life.
Option 2: >You have long, deep, comforting dreams nightly of your waifu being with you and find yourself seeing and hearing her when you close your eyes in waking life. She hears your thoughts and talks to you at your will. You will be diagnosed a schizophrenic and become unable to even do the simplest of house work for more than 15 minutes at a time before spacing out to talk to your waifu for an hour. You will never get a physical girlfriend and you will lose all of your friends, but be practically guaranteed a stable NEET life.
>You will be diagnosed a schizophrenic Been that way since 7 or 9. > and become unable to even do the simplest of house work for more than 15 minutes at a time before spacing out to talk to your waifu for an hour. I'm not THAT bad. >You will never get a physical girlfriend Don't want one. >and you will lose all of your friends, Get off of my board, normalnigger. >but be practically guaranteed a stable NEET life. I already have that.
Anyways, I refuse. Kill me, Death-sama.
William Diaz
Option 2 is for people that are "LUL im so random and im gonna go with the crippling depression/NEET meme xd"
anybody would choose 1 if it meant fixing your life
Option 2 without a fucking question. I'm already a NEET, I don't do any house work, I don't have any friends and I couldn't give any less of a fuck about having a physical girlfriend.
Why do normalfags come to Jow Forums, is Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit, Tumblr, Snapchat, etc. not enough?
Brayden Carter
2 is tempting but 1 is completely off the table. Will death just kill me instead?
You can't even begin to imagine how much of a smug motherfucker I am. I wouldn't even think twice about refusing something like this.
Eli Howard
Number 1 has literally no downsides
Colton Thomas
Option 1 I guess. I don't have a waifu, I barely play video games anymore, and I stopped watching anime. Really no negative changes to my life. Option 2 is a no for me, my mom is a schizophrenic and I do not want that shit but unfortunately have to worry about it when I get older because genes.
both sound nice, but I'm going for option 1. I want to get rid of my brain fog/depression/physical illness and I want to lead my life the way I believe it is supposed to be led. I want to be able to propely function.
What happens if I pick 2 and don't have a true waifu?
Cooper Gray
>What happens if I pick 2 and don't have a true waifu? You develop one either from fixation on a random character/person, or completely originally from the schizophrenic haze of your mind. I should have made that clearer.
Jason Diaz
Neither just kill me; both options have an aspect which I can't control myself in, fuck that.
But I can control my behaviour to play videogames for more than 5 minutes or not space out for an hour against my will. I would die before I sacrificed control.
Christopher Brown
Not interested in option 1. I already did option 2. I'm ready for death.
Benjamin Young
death is better than both options, at least for me.
Christopher Jackson
>>Your life is completely fixed! You no longer suffer from physical or mental illnesses and you find yourself surrounded by friends and capable of performing work like a functioning member of society, but you forget your waifu's face, you're incapable of playing video games for more than 5 minutes a day, and anime no longer exists. You will live a long, healthy life. What the fuck, how does that fix my life?? > >You have long, deep, comforting dreams nightly of your waifu being with you and find yourself seeing and hearing her when you close your eyes in waking life. She hears your thoughts and talks to you at your will. You will be diagnosed a schizophrenic and become unable to even do the simplest of house work for more than 15 minutes at a time before spacing out to talk to your waifu for an hour. You will never get a physical girlfriend and you will lose all of your friends, but be practically guaranteed a stable NEET life. That's already my life, right down to the dreams. Just had a dream about her last night and we had an awesome brawl.
