Gym mage buffs up everyone in your party but you

>gym mage buffs up everyone in your party but you

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>gym necromancer resurrects the manlet king hugging the squat rack

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>gym druid buffs up his bloated grizzly

>gym bard fucks up the solo to Painkiller

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>gym rogue pickpockets your gains

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How do you guys beat him? He always one shots me and my party. I buff up my Powerlifter and Martial Artists with creatine, but my attacks barely increase.

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You obviously need more gear

>he didn't grind and level up his runner
Nigga, you just keep dodging until he tires out and has to recharge. Stack up on HGH revives.

he's the final raid boss before making it user, its not supposed to be easy. Most never make it, brah

>spotter steals my kill again

>before the gymgeon no-one wanted to be a healer so now whole party is snapped and didn't even achieve the boss

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>The parties healtwink doesn't know the importance of inter-fight stress relief bjs

>the autistic DYEL fat kid finally gets a speed buff in the v3.1.44 patch

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>having a healer
>not just buying a bunch of whey from the town's shopkeep

Where do you farm for all the gold you'd need for that?

>gym Monk is planking with all pl8s of the gym agains

Stop tipping the receptionist and invest in the home gym perk tree

Stack armor penetration instead of strength.

>he think he's gonna attack with the runner once Bloat Lord is gassed
>not with the other members
>inb4 entire party is nothing cardiofags
Lrn2Strategy

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FUCK, my friend had told me if I tipped her 463 times in a row, she'd give me her summon sign.

>Not just abusing the hungry skellingtons hitbox bug to be literally unattackable.

>that 30 year old boomer class
I've seen this commonly used amongst players. What are his pros and cons?

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>didn't invest enough points in END early on
>trying to grind it up without suffering from primary stat degradation
fuck this poorly coded piece of shit game

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>gym dwarf lost his beard and now no one can tell him apart from the manlets

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>do manlet pit raid
>literally go down 5 levels of an empty dark cavern
>nothing
>all of a sudden a swarm of starving manlets charge us
>party is wiped out

Anyone know the drop rate on Crack Belt of Hip Drahve?

>gym warlock summons 6 lesser demons
>they start curling in all 6 squat racks

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>surrounded by gym """warriors"""
>they can't even swing lmao1slab

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>gym thief steals all the 10lb weights

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>1 hp left
>eat a protein bar
>can't fast travel anymore

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>can't fast travel
Light kek

>king Dooya of the Evenlift kingdom has enacted a whey tax

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> That one gym monk who just does bodyweight exercises

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just roll through it bruh, his wind ups are so long you can see his attacks coming from a mile away. dont bother with health or armour since he'll just two shot you regardless, focus on getting behind him and then back off for his bloatsplosion AOE.

Based

This.
Fight smarter, not harder.

I hate it when that happens. How am I supposed to lift without the Painkiller?

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>depending on the gym mage for buffs
>not taking a level in alchemy so you can make basic pre-workout potions

I bet none of you ever put points in charisma either, and then you wonder why you have no gfs.

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Gym mage is essential for stacking buffs.
>make potion that increases magic-buff effects
>get magic-buff in making potions
>make another potion that increases magic buff while under the effects of the buff
>repeat x100
You now have scaled over 1,000,000% in buffs, get your final buff in Str. instead of alchemy and break the game because you just did 10,000,000 dmg in a game that only goes up to 99,999.

At the cost of aging rapidly every enemy in the game (aside of hostile players) will ignore him. It's essentially a story mode run.

>gym sorceress casts fixation on her ass stretches for 30 minutes and then leaves
Why do they do it bros

Tank n spank

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A lot of money. No actual redeeming qualities in combat

>Go gold mining in Gold's gym
>Chinks have depleted all the ores again

>take one level
>attempts to make protein shake
>cannot keep scoop stable
>failed potion debuffs strength and causes 8 damage
This is why Scooby the Wise stays natty

>have to world hop 50 times to find any ore
>chinkbots show up in short order
unsubscribing

>gym hunter forgets again to set pet to passive
>pulls the whole manlet pit

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>gym druid shifts into a bear

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>kites them to the cardio room
>their gains take a crit
just according to keikaku

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>Gym monk rants about the use of alchemy being wrong
>again

>qt3.14 gym cleric has only eyes for gym tank Chad

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>that gym warrior who only trains lats to make him a bigger target

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Criminally underrated.

>gym barbarian activated berzerker rage and broke the bar again

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>gym tank casts Shout repeatedly to aggro the whole gym

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>Maxed out my gains a long time ago and bored
>Went to the treadmill and reverted to dyel

>find exploit to train both str and agi quickly
>gym mods ban me from server and cancel my membership
What faggots

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>mfw starting a new account and getting beginner gains again

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Oh fugg it really was

>gym kobold keeps yelling "you no take dumbbell"

>Got overtraining debuff
>Gym priest wont cleanse me because I didn't want to spot him this one time
Guess I wont be leveling up my gains this week

>not spotting the gym priest
serves you right

>gym Caligula constantly getting his dick sucked on the Roman chair
Anyone know of a good way to rig up racks for hypers?

Lmao

I has just finished my 8 hour arm grind and was about to log off. I was tired as shit, alright?

>gym cryomancer takes all the cold from the water fountains so you can't get a refreshing sippy

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You can't remove cold, you can only add heat or remove heat. This is stupid I hope they patch this

>gym clown and his troupe hiding in my locker again

>he actually believes this
Hot and cold don't exist outside of our perceiving of them. All measurements of temperature are relative to our own abilities to sense them.

>Started lifting too late
>Gym ghosts spawn at midnight
>Gym is practically empty and I have to fight them off inbetween sets by myself

And falling trees don't make a sound if no one is around to hear it

>Gym Sentinel blocks access to Smith Automations

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>gym priest casts levitate on my bar
>load up 600 pounds
>squat that shit and make ridiculous exaggerated sounds
>qt's mirin from across the room

always get in with the gym priest, he's a killer wingman

>Visit the gym dwarfs to buy a golden dumbbell
>Store it in my locker and log off
>Log in next day to find it missing
>I search around the gym and find the gym rogue doing curls with a golden dumbbell
>Attack him but get defeated since he had my golden dumbbell
Should have invested in an unpickable lock before I got the dumbbell

>Just got the mirror skill
>Now I can clone myself and watch my form while lifting

>not knowing bloatlord's Trained Walker passive

Hearty kek

>ask qt succubus for her summoning rune
>she actually accepts
>try it out in the lobby after my workout
>she actually gave me a rune of conjure spaghetti
Since them the gym paladin has taken me under his wing, but he won't let me deadlift

>gym seeker of darkness summons the cum guardian

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anyone here doing the
>no sip run?

It's hard without the buffs but I think I can make it

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fuck what happened I can't summon him for the last boss. Did they update his summon locations in the patch or is it bugged or something?

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How many scoops did you put into the Blender of Gains? Anything less than 50 won't summon him

How do I use this without getting wounded? I wipe to the gym boss everything because of this.

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kek

>uses GNC Vanilla
>summons DYEL moog
>gains take a dive

>gf drop rate is .01%

Boxing actually shows that dex = Str

he's weak to cardio attacks

nice

>Gym thief steals your gains

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>Spec in gain steal
>All the faggots pissed when I steal their gainz they have been working hard for without lifting the entire match

>Gym midboss gets a buff

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But then you snap your shit up doing a heavy lift because you don't meet the required technique level for a successive lift.

>gym Osiris is doing neck curls again

>tfw no fantasy gym action RPG

that's because your gym mage knows you can do it without buffs friend

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>Stop tipping the receptionist
Absolutely disgusting, someone get this guy banned,

>algorithm detects how hard you grind for one and decreases drop rate even more appropriately

>making a dex build in the gym

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