You’ve just finished your workout and these gentlemen block your way and say you’re not allowed to leave until you...

You’ve just finished your workout and these gentlemen block your way and say you’re not allowed to leave until you do ten reps 300lbs on the bench

What do you do?

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How can they block my way when they only come up to my waist?

OH SHIT

Call Instacart to bring me 2000 protein bars and a pillow cuz I'm gonna be there for several months.

Great example of how your body type determines if steroids will help or not

They look terrible

sour grapes

*Pulls a gun out of my basketball shorts*

Step over them

They do look terrible, but it isn't because of roids.
Klokov roids and he looks amazing.

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Nip is natural and bodybuilding is in his family. Don't know about the other guy.

fpbp

Keep telling yourself that. Probably one of the gross midgets trying to save face.

step over them

for those who didnt notice: all bodybuilders are ugly as fuck, especially roiders

Alright bro. Post your fucking body, I'll post mine, and we'll see just how gross we are in comparison.

Do 5 sets of doubles so I don't injure myself.

underrated

Underrated post.

They're fucking midgets.

Do ten reps of their cocks in my holes instead.

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Sounds good. Sounds good. Soundssss good. I’ll stick the bar up their midget asses. Should be about 150 lbs a side.

Sneeze on them. Their shit immune systems will shut down and they’ll both stroke out.

ironically klokov would be mogged on the bodybuilding stage by these two, as we have seen examples of, he is naturally more pleasing to look at though due to stature, persona etc,

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pat them on the head and go about my day

t. manlet cope at it's best

I'm fucked, there is no way in hell I can do more than 2,3x my bodyweight.

>Being shorter than your car

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lol

i am 6 foot and therefore i do not see them and keep walking

Drop the bar on my neck and go out like a fucking man

Someone shop this so he only comes up to the taillight.

Proceed to a handstand and walk over them.

YEHA BRO LETS MEASURE OUR PENISIS TOO U FIRST BRO NO HOMO

>set of 6
>set of 4
>turn 360 degrees and moonwalk outta there

They're like 4'11, just step over them and close the toddler gate after

Impossible to hate this /stout/god

>YOO CAN'T BENCH THREE HUNDRED!??

>THAT'S GOIN' IN DA BOOK!

5'2 proportions on both guys, would steal both their girlfriends but tell the gangas to fuck off once we're back at my place cuz I get off from rejecting women

came here to post this

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bulking for these guy means eating 2500kcal
they ain't blocking shit

he didnt train chest or biceps because it impeded his Olympic lifts

put 350 on and show 'em how it's done.

they're like 5 feet tall, I can keep walking without even touching them

tower over them? I don't even have much mass and I weigh more than these little boys.

fucking manlets lmao

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>go to bench
>Put a 5lb plate and a 2.5 lb plate on each side
>Do five reps
>I have benched 300lbs
Move aside, boys. Chad is coming through

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What's /fit's/ opinion on this guy?

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guy in the right used to go to my gym. he's like 5'6

The original turbo manlet

>implying my 10 rep max is only 300 for bench

LMAO. i bet you thought to yourself "haha i'll pick something that's totally impossible and that'll show 'em". NOPE. WRONG. FAGGOT.

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What terrible bench form, he deserved what was coming.

Came here to post this too.

I do 10 with 330 because I have done that in the past.

OR, I could just step over them.

nice dodge

These guys have great physiques besides being manlets, wtf are you talking about?

The most turbo of turbo manlets, precious mackenzie

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jump over them.
Jeff is like 160cm tall, so must the that over guy.

Like not shit, i le´terally could do that.

step over them

Ask them where their parents are

Jeff is closer to 150cm.

goddammit beat me to it

phew, saved

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manlets have different proportions, a 160guy cant look like zyzz no matter what, they look dwarfish

post the original