Open tinder

>open tinder
>see this
wat do?

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>that chin
Is no there no face pics of this dude

It maybe a dude user stay back, or maybe he can be a good gym bro i mean 315 pretty good mate

This is now a tinder fitness thread

Go to her house and fuck her ass while jerking her roids abused clit.
Also I'd close her mouth with something because her moan probably sounds like a guy dying

Do guys into chicks with dicks like roid girls with huge clits

probably not

i think the following for roided up chicks is very small

m8, based on her profile, she'll be the one fucking you in the ass.

I ask her to help me start my first steroid cycle

>waaah a chick has some muslces, she must be on steroids !!!
>if somebody is bigger than me, surely it's steroids !!! lool
Work and dedication surely doesn't exist /s

why even type this out lmao

isn't the woman's record 315 even with roids? I think that's a dude in a wig

y-yes mommy

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This

That roid clit must be gigantic and fully throbbing with veins

You have absolutely no clue what the peak female natty limit looks like. Women can not get that big at all.

>bench 315 6x9
no

>bench 315 for 6x9

BULLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT. I wanna see that and just to make sure you're not cheating you have to do it in the nude.

cope

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tfw u cant match with a wheyfu like this

what am i doing wrong

>/s
Day of the ban when?

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>when you recognize anons top tier bait

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imagine the voice

I think about that everyday myself user

>reddit sarcasm tag
>being this retarded about female physiology

I figured the cringiest posters on this thread would be the insecure incels triggered over a swole girl, but you managed to dethrone them.

not living in areas with wheyfus

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t. retarded virgins that didn't understand the 69 joke

>(You)

Imagine the clit(dick)

Yeah I just realize after posting

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>bench for 315 6(9)

the fuck does that mean?

probably bigger than all of us on a snowy day

She wants to 69 a little guy while benching him

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(((If))) that's a female, then I assure you she's on steroids. The hands suggest otherwise though.

>bisexual
imagine the friend

Where is this paradise

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far away from wherever you are.

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is that a photo of Rich Piana in his prime?

Let her smash you, if its actually a woman.

Good life experience should never go to waste and sampling a strong dominant woman is a rare delicacy. Use your dick as the good lord intended and plow her into submission if you're a real man.

>Lutheran
Do christian asian chicks put out?

POST MOAR

This is now a tinder thread

>why are women okay with degeneracy

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Context???

Bio says she's vegan. Thats literally all the context.

More female degeneracy. I don't actually do porn but it worked.

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>im looking for someone i can choke while i fuck
so cringeworthy

You text like a 15 year old trying to get nudes on kik

a source for roids that will touch my penis? yes plz

and it still somehow works.

bruh when you get those 1 word replies

it's time to stop.

well it looks like it worked for him, what do you have to show for it?

A girlfriend that didn't require a Tinder

Hollywood maybe?

Is tinder plus worth it? I live in a bumkin small town and wouldn't mind swiping on the town over

It'll open you up for more opportunities, especially if you live in a small town.

10/10 bait
have a (you)

great bait

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>that shoulder/waist ratio

its a dude

Imagine thinking that using tinder is a way to find a girlfriend in 2018

all that muscle and the roid clit must make for a tight tight snapper mate

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You can call it cringe but if it works, is it really cringe?

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Let's all thank Dan Schneider then

>Thanks based Schneider

Remember that paying for tinder plus isn't going to make you any more desirable. You very well may just waste money, but that's up to you.

i mean yeah obviously it worked for you but coming on that strong is so cringey what the hell. then again what a surprise a "model" needing to go on tinder to find guys just happens to want to fuck some 4channer who uses cringey sex pickup lines

pics from her profile pls sniff

I've got a good bio, pictures, and am very handsome IMO. I haven't used tinder in like 2 years and used to get a shit ton of matches but they only trickle in now. Convinced it's cause of this boost shit and girls don't even see my profile over the hoards of betas buying boosts.

Doesn't help I live in the middle of no where.

Yea after the first 2 months, tinder matches trickle in to encourage people to use boosts/tinder plus/tinder gold.

If you get tinder plus I'm pretty sure it comes with a boost. Maybe it's worth the whatever your country charges you. It's like $21 here.

post your pics bro

wahasts the fuck post pics of you right now you have to be uber chad for this to fucing worl FUUCUUUCLCLLLKKK

See that's the thing. It's not cringey to come on strong when you're good-looking because it means you're confident.

If I looked like a foot, and hit someone up with that line, it'd be cringe as fuck.

Fucking jews making us pay for love. I was rolling in matches in the free stage but got a gf and now here I am again.

Lol I'ma avoid that cause you will all call me ugly, or dox me for bragging about being attractive. Nothing good can come about it from my end.

>needing to use a phone app to find girls
>a phone app where the guy has to carefully construct a profile with the right types of photos in the right order plus a carefully written biography page to desperately try to appeal to these girls, most of whom put no effort into their attempts and use tinder for attention
>guys will even go so far as to paying money just for the chance to be able to have more girls see their profile

jaysus
fahkin
christ

>love

>Fucking jews making us pay for love

yes, i feel so bad for you getting tons of tinder matches and being so attractive that you can cringily tell girls on there you want to choke them while fucking them and it goes over well and then also getting girlfriends. fucking jews yeah

I mean, she had a tight body but annoying voice. Kinda cute moan tho. Also about 100% sure her name is Moana but I never referred to her by her name. Just called her girl, and then later fucktoy/slut

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>you will all call me ugly
what are you trying to fuck US now? pussy?

ok yeah this faggot is larping hard

I'm not the Seattle strangler in this thread.

>what are you trying to fuck US now?
As long as the penis is feminine

>Just called her girl, and then later fucktoy/slut

hahahaa jesus christ what a fucking virgin

looks like a catfish lmao

Unfortunately can't give a photo of my face because I know quite a few Jow Forumsizens irl. Tbh this is probably going to get me shit because they've seen my tinder profile too.

Imagine thinking you've actually gotta try when you're on tinder. Pic related is my bio and all my photos are me with girls on my arms.

Stay angry facelet

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insecure facelet confirmed

>thinking it's a larp because women have kinks and like to be used

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what are you googling to find these screenshots

I mean, they're pulled from my tinder. Hit me up with a number from 1 to 113 or something and I'll screenshot the convo