HE IS A COP AND HE'S LEARNING IMPAIRED!

heres the general area

:Đ

You think you're a funny guy? I'll BTFO you out so hard kid. Just wait.

kys

get over here and TRY bear hug me, just try....

I will, if you tell me where you live

PROXYFAG

So he's cop in the UK?

:]
no!
perhaps

Okay this isn't even emperor of Jow Forums, but I'm still gonna find out where you live

cool, i need friends irl! heheehhe :333

Okay this is getting weird now. You're not one of those homosexuals or something right?

no, im just chillin' wbu? :]

I'm just getting a bath ready, and shitposting on Jow Forums. How's your evening been?

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good! i got a free chocolate brownie from a bakery! :]]]

Sweet, good on you. Hope you enjoyed it.
Now gibe address so I can turn up in the middle of the night

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ok its ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓

Okay expect me at around 1:00am

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okay! gosh, what are we gonna do? i need to clean my room...

>okay! gosh, what are we gonna do?
Bear hugs, then I'll probably need to sleep on the floor or something until morning

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okeyy! lemme just run the vaccuumeee over the floor and set out something comfy!

oh, and is coca cola ok?

Good. Congratulations, you have a new friend.

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Only if there's no pepsi or alcohol

yey!~
coca cola it is! :]] lol.,,

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Tell me about yourself kiwibro, how much pussy do you slay?

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:[

I'll take that as not much?

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yea...

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It's okay dude, you just need confidence
I'll give you a hug anyway

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ehehee thanks :]

Okay, which island are you on?

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up!

9!

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How far up?

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a lil bit, but not too much

Well at least we are on the same island pal

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:]]] woohoo!

You know what? I think you should let me use your bed instead of the floor

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ummmmmm okey! hehe :]

Is it single or double?

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double! :D

Might've been snugger in a single, but a double means there will be enough room. How big are you fren?

im small !

Very cute

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So basically the average US American cop?

you too! :]

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Did you know snuggling in bed is correlated with better sleeps?

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you never know until you try !

Would you like to try?

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sure! btw that sachiko has a really good absolute region in that image and i think its really cute :]

What's an absolute region?

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the part sachiko is showing right there!

I see. Well I'm going to go have my bath now, it was nice chatting with you kiwibro!

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yes ! ok ! have fun ! and it was good chatting with you too!