Need some help

just lied my way into a job as a bouncer, what am i in for

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>suck your asshole in
>breathe
>stare into the distance

All you need

hopefully ss has prepared me....

It has, just channel Mark Rippetoe.

i mean im a big guy (4 u) but i dont know what to do if some drunk guy spits in your face

You just need to have an alpha personality and be able to trick drunkards into leaving on their own.

you follow policy, if the policy allows you to deck him you do that, if not you escort him out.

if you act like a pussy, they're gonna know you're a big fat phony

Punch anyone who disrespects you, immediately.

Act like you own the place