Manlet hate thread

Fuck, I am.
$0y
$0i

wtf happened to his face
I was shocked that he was that kid in Stand By Me because he looks so fucking retarded nowadays

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Fucking basedboys, I'd kill them all.

basedboy

>be me in gym parking lot
>lifted truck pulls up next to me
>a 5'3 manlet gets out
lol

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you lanklets can have him, us manlets want nothing to do with that faggot

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jesus christ that's a fucking huge car. do people really daily drive shit like that in america? seriously that's comically large

onion

onions

>5'11"
>not a manlet

Omg i just realized this faggot is wesley

>Will Wheaton
>crown prince of Manlets
If this doesn’t make them kill themselves nothing will.

Yall getting filtered Soiboi

>thinking that “truck” is large

Söy detected

>seriously that's comically large
are you retarded

Only so᠌yboys get filtered.

I have seen this pic like dozens of times, but this is the first time I've ever noticed what was on his shirt.

A lifetime ago, a shirt like that would have been cool.
It's not anymore.
It's just unfunny and or gay.

Basically my supervisor. He's an angry little guy who thinks he is God and drives a lifted Chevy 1500.

It's regional to an extent but pretty normal in Florida.

TNG had great ratings through its entire run with the exception of the first two seasons. It was never in danger of getting cancelled

cute story user. now get back to work. another day another dollar wagie

i fucking hate being a manlet so much

lanklets always COPE so hard LMAO. its funny. they always try to seem alpha but the cope is so real. i can smell the cope through the screen. bunch of lanklet so᠌yboys

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Puffy, alcoholic face.

The only thing I hate about them is how 60-70% have developed nearly narcissistic coping mechanisms and consequently attempt to drag every capable man around them down

>tfw I still remember THE VERY FIRST TIME I ever went to the gym to exercise and this mexican manlet who thought I couldn’t understand spanish was making fun of my babby weight lifts

We lose at everything for no reason, why do you have to hate us too?

got the manlet. Catch him! He's fast as a rabbit.

I met him at SD comic con like a couple years ago when I was stationed out that way. I'm 5'11" and he was shorter than me. He's probably 5'9".

I'm 5'4, what am I supposed to learn? Should I just shoot myself?

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Transition into a qt girl.

Reminder.

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so᠌yboy is a type of numale

>eat onions
>follow whole food plant based diet
>high test
>get lumped in with these colossal faggots

ask a 5'10 manlet who's dating a 6' Amazonian anything

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6 foot manlet reporting in

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aren’t you ashamed of dating a goblina?

>tfw 6'1 and GF is a 6'3 Scandi

> yfw you wake up and remember you're over 6'

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Where do I find 7 foot cuties? I have dating one on my bucket list, but unironically

The Netherlands, Scandinavia, certain African tribes
Blonde haired blue eyed Dutch princess
Based

Let me fuck your princess, Mario.

Literally pic related

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What the fuck I never knew he was the kid in Stand By Me
Fuck I don't think I can ever watch that movie again now. I loved it too

So what's the difference

>tfw fell for the giant GF
>tried to fuck her but needed a crane to move her legs
nah back to womanlets

>comically large
unlike you, manlet faggot

basedboy

soiboy

why did they even made it so it gets filtered?

WHEN WILL THEY FUCKING LEARN?!

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so᠌yboy

>tfw 6'2 and handsome
>can't count how many times women (of all ages) have asked me to reach for stuff in the store
Manlets and averagelets will never know this feeling of making women froth just because you exist

so we can spot newfags easier. Filter has been on for months

My love for manlet memes is far greater than my hatred for manlets themselves

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yeah but why did they put it

How about we start being nice to each other?

I love you all, no matter your height

that's very naive

Topkek I'm definitely doing this from now on

Two of the most alpha guys i ever met were 5'4 ish. These guys are just low on things you should actually feel accomplished about so they shit on short people.

> be me
> 6 foot 4
> brown hair, blue eyes, good jaw
> lean physique

feelsgoodman.jpg

how does it feel to wake up under 6 foot? you will never a man

basedboy

oh no

Yes, and that particular truck would be known as a pavement princess since it is not needed to do any actual work. It's a status symbol to signal to other suburban rednecks that you've made it in the blue collar world. Now you just need a mustang or camaro for your baby mama to drive poorly.

no, never a man, but I think I would a tranny

Another day another manlet larping

basedboy
manlet

Link to an article? I completely forgot what was going on

do you use a stepladder to motorboat her or just jump into her arms

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Onions

so᠌y

gas the manlets height war now

ponyboy

5'8 girl here, can I be an honorary manlet?

go away Stacy

It's a status symbol thing in the South. Like driving a luxury car, only driving a pickup.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you gangly skeleton? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Manlet Marines, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Tall-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed nut punches. I am trained in bonobo warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Manlet armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another very large target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, lanklet. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of tiny spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetically tall thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, sir. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands and arm extenders. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Manlet Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" manlet therad was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn giant. I will shit fury all over your ankles and you will step in it. You're fucking dead, longman.

Jesus Christ i hate all the retards on this site.
Manlet: short guy who does manley things like picking fights and wearing rough atire to prove the the world that he is a man despite his height.
Jow Forums definition: lmao short person
and what's more retarded you're all posting söyboys. that has got to be the furthest thing away from a manlet, it's the opposite of a manlet in character appearence
same thing with lanklets
lanklet: tall guy that has a hard time growing muscle which is made worse by having more surface area so the muscle is even smaller
Jow Forums definition: lmao tall person
why can't we just stop changing definitions as a way to insult more people. kills the word

Can confirm
Live in TN
Nothing but shitbearded manlets in lifted trucks it's pretty hilarious

All lankets should be cut down to size

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>I will shit fury over your goddamn ankles
Ahahahahhhahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahaahhaha

the general rule for male celebrity heights is take what's shown and subtract 2 inches

>tfw manlet who tries to be upbeat, laid back and enthusiastic every day despite his height

it's an abstract kind of feel

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5'9 is master race height.
Manlets and lanklets can't compete.

guys i am 5'7" with 7.5 inch wrists and a musclefat build and a thick neck. Why even live. When I walk by girls i am on average at their eyebrow height and it is very demoralizing. should I an hero.

nope

keep REEing you salty 5 footer

>he doesn't know
6'2 is average sweetie

Intellectual gets completely BTFO'd by Freddy Krueger. What's the story?

Become a fanatical fighter and pick on everyone all the time.
My friend in high school did this, landed a pretty sturdy farm girl of about 5'9 and made her two kids that are now cared for by a new beta-boyfriend.
He may have broken the curse, and women love the little goblin.

Spotted the good 'ol boys. Yeeeeehaw!

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>Be me, Dutchman, average 6"0
>remember this is country has tallest people in the world
>mfw manlet at the trainstation with literal 6"6 women walking around
Yall are gonna feel like crap when visiting Netherlands sóyboyos

AHHHHHHH
WHAT'S THE MANLET CUTOFF????

BE HONEST