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aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want to fall for you but you'll never fall for me and you're on the other side of the world anyway.

I'd take the stabbing any day to make her mine reeeeee

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She's the thicc bitch who draws isn't she??

And this is why I have no sympathy for you faggots. You are at the same level as actual cuckolds.

What about it puts me on the same level as cucks?

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Stay away lesbian

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>tfw you afford to fly her out at any time instead of having to weirdo long distance pen pals

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She draws and plays vidya, likes the same music as me and has the fucking cutest laugh, she makes me want to fucking kill myself

I dont want to add her or anything but whats the discord name? Not the id just the name. I hope this isnt the same chick Im talking to

Eeeeh? I am cuter. Will you buy me games if I make you feel good about yourself?

Elfy is her discord name

Its not about how cute she is, though she is really fucking cute she just is so fucking funny and sweet like it makes me want to fucking shoot up a school it hurts to know girls like her even exist

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stop fucking posting your ugly mug all over this board you 56% degenerate. Go back to /soc/

Oh I had her lewds fuuuuck i regret deleting them now. Different chick though. phew

She could dominate a man with those eyes holy fuck

She prolly takes it in the ass behind your keyboard.

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If you be my gf, I'll buy you nothing!

You have 10 seconds to tell me how Im ugly
Without mentioning the 56% meme and ill delete the post

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She looks fucking vile. I feel sorry for any of her orbiters

Lol what? ?????? ?
Elfy is pure

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so you admit to posting a selfie of yourself on r9k

Jus because she doesn't wear cakes full of makeup like your Stacy fucking friends doesn't mean she's vile, she's naturally beautiful

Holy fuck I know that cunt OP she scammed me out of a fuck ton of money, stupid bitch deserves to die. She's a fucking psycho cunt and has a god complex, she's rich as fuck too spoiled rich brat.

I want to cum all over you so fucking badly you disgusting pig

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She is the fucking sweetest girl ever I kind of doubt shed do that

that doesnt answer my question but ill delete it because this thread is a waste anyway
fucking hell ill give you all the diamonds I have in minecraft if you delete this

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Well, she took a picture of herself holding a slice of bread, so I can tell she's a real quirky girl!

I will delete it if you will be my sugar daddy. Post discord.

Don't do it OP. Take it from a guy who dated a chick on discord there is no value

She even sleeps in calls with me for steam codes. I wish I had the money to visit her

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She probably paid you off you fucking retard orbiter. She's ugly as fuck too look how fucked her skin is

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Its literally fucking flawless??? God I wish I had the money to buy her socks and panties reeeee

>falling for a roastie that posts nudes publicly
Nigga u dumb

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HOLY SHIT HER TITS ARE PERFECT AAAA

>she scammed me out of a fuck ton of money
lol youre dumb enough to get scammed by a Stacy. Hahaha you deserve what you got. Maybe think with your brain next time, instead of your dick.

Moar please fuck those tits are better than I imagined

They are, so is her butt and the bitch is thin. She is also not obnoxious
But still, falling for an attention whore that sends shit to everyone... Jesus

Elfy#5964
Thank me later

You people are actually dating in discord? Why?

Post the nudes fuckkkkk post post post

She posts them on public servers which I never browse. Just dm her on elfy, she will prob send u shit

NOOOOO
YOU SON OF A BITCH
I dont even know who you are. If you have a dick im not interested.

What is this fat goblina? Really bad nosejob too. Yikes.

> dont even know who you are
see

She is not fat though, just huge tits.

yeah sure
Lost#2786

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Dear op, I'm flattered that you're saying all these things however it'd have meant so much more of you said them to me in DMS. I don't bite silly

Not a nosejob just my Asian nose lol and I'm working on getting fitter :(

And just to clarify I don't scam, nor am I a spoilt brat. If you would like to be friends feel free to message me

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/g2Cs6M
Elfy is active in this server by the way.

Are you into girls? I might be interested.

You need the fan role to see her channel, she drew a profile pic for me. God she's cute

Elfy is bi so yeah shed be into you

what does it feel to have dozens of orbiters

What's with the underageb& looking whores that want to amass orbiters in discord?

Is it an elaborate honeypot or what?

>asian nose
How many layers of mutt genetics are you under, yikes.

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Its only orbiting if it isn't mutual, I message and hangout with all my friends/fans what ever you want to call them

Lmao this stupid whore really thought I was going to buy her a game just because she sent me a selfie

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I'm half Korean half russian, so not much
Also how do I look underage lol

Gimme game

God I am so fucking cute in that picture

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It's usually underage retards that do this unsightly shit.
If you are of age and still trying to swindle money out of autistic virgins, then it's infinitely more sad.

What's next? Are you going to suck off a camel in dubai for 5k dollars?

Be my irl gf and i'll buy you a random steam key from g2a

i'd add you but i'm not so sure about it. i know there's like 50 other dudes messaging so why bother bothering you

I like girls. And I am not whore like this goblina So I am not going to pretend to like you.

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Another brother has fallen into the claws of the roasties. You will regret orbiting her...

I am not new to this user.
Don't even try to track me.

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Pretty girl.

I can buy you something under $100 if you'd like.

DM her

This person added me and said they remembered me from two years ago.
Was a strange thing

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>Was reading the thread.
>She likes girls.
>My skinny guy ass doesn't stand a chance of wooing her

Too bad, I have lots of expendable cash just sitting in the bank. An empty house too.

God I might be even more famous than goblina.

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jesus christ stop humiliating yourselves by giving money and attention to the roastie scum. it doesnt matter how low you are, all of you are still too good for this

OP why are you orbiting this roastie?
>not Aryan
>attentionwhore
>paywhore
>in another country
Tell me how you foresee this ending up with this girl?
She will never make a suitable wife or mother, let alone provide good genetic material for your children.

i dont think youre famous. im just its weird how you acted and how you added me after two years. i dont really remember you. sorry

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Damn I wanna throatfuck her.

just tell me then she will block you then u dont have to look at her or she could like u aswell then u guys can do cyber

It's ok. You are still cute.

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how did you know what state i lived in though?
i really dont remember meeting but might if you tell me details

I don't even care if that's filter or angle trickery, unf

Add me.
This message is very original.

okay, can you post your tag again then

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Jesus get some help. Do you just hang out on Jow Forums begging for money and people to add you? Lol thats pathetic as hell

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Yes because they banned me from all the other servers.

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Youre not cute you dumb bitch. Go get a fucking job

elfy what kind of girls do you like?

The MtF kind

ugh I am scared of people I don't want to work part time.

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I like all girls and boys

And I thought robots were the desperate incels. The roasties in this thread are bottom of the barrel. I guess that explains why theyre here leeching off us but fuck this is embarrassing, have some self repsect

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That's like the only variation on that meme that's ever properly made me kek

Elfy,

Male
5'7
106 lbs

Would you let me feast in your pink precious? You can pick me up and throw me around afterwards.