What martial art are you training under and why isn't it ninjutsu?

What martial art are you training under and why isn't it ninjutsu?

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bc ninjutsu is mall ninja shit that will never work

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I'm training myself to be able to kill a man with one punch.
If I kill you with one punch you won't have a chance to use your ninjitsu.

you cant hit what you cant see/catch/expect/whenyousleep/

How do I train ninjustu? Do I have to practice shuriken throws, running with my hands behind my back, and making shadow clones of myself as a qt girl?

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Ninjutsu was a meme before Naruto and got turboweeb after it. Unless your local feudal lord is pushing you to pay more taxes and he lives in a bamboo house where you can easily sneak into and kill him, you are throwing away your money.

This just makes the whole thing seem so silly

>unironically studying anything other than BJJ/Judo/muay thai

Look if it's a hobby it's a hobby, but I think MMA has pretty much established that in terms of practical use you're best off spending your time in disciplines that focus on getting to a ground and pound or rear naked choke as quickly as possible

Judo, because it's about 3min away from my gym so I can double up the sessions easily

Tai Chi since i was like 6 or 7.

I would destroy you with my MMA. Rush me? BOOM oblique kick the knee *SNAP* Trying to grapple? BOOM Thai Clinch with deadly knees. We get on the ground? Even better you’re getting heel hooked.

haha

Let's be frank here kid. If we're getting on the ground the only thing your heel is touching is your own ass got it snot nose?

If you think you are training ninjutsu you aren't, its probably budo. "ninjutsu" its just a meme name it used in order to become wide-spread

Started MT last week. Plan on starting BJJ at the same gym under a Palhares black belt once I can fit into a normal gi.

I'm starting boxing next week

Kendo because real men were samurai

fencing, it would beb etter if i was a poltard because muh european heritage but its still fun

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le boxing and mma

yea unironically

>Wanting to fight people head on and risk concussion
are you retarded or mentally disabled
if we get on the ground *RIP* your ear will be torn off
>wrestling
Wrestling is shit in a street fight you concussed shithead

>fencing
useless activity like golf and tennis
>kendo
stupid weeb
doubt some arrogant jap is going to train some amerimutt

I hope this is not a man.
Its a woman...Right?

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Lean gunfu
Only practical martial art, blows all others out of the water

Remember to improve your body swing.

who hurt you, user

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Ninjutsu now is bullshido. There is only 1 legit master of the old ninja ways and he refuses to teach, he says it is obsolete and unnecesary in modern times

It's a woman trying to look like a man that's trying to look like a woman.