Saturday night Jow Forums feels thread

Here I’m talking to strangers about Jow Forums

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Feeling good boys, heading off to uni in a week and hoping to deadlift 3pl8 for 6 by the end of the week. We're all gonna make it

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Nigga what

Downs

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No it's not it's really not that bad but I don't wanna be that guy who fucks a retarded girl especially since she's my moms friends kid cause that'd be a bad conversation

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Feels bad, bro. I'm sorry.

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>>she has a learning disability

How bad is it? I mean, dyslexia is considered a learning disability.

>be 26
>all my peers are getting married or going to wedding every weekend
>still never had gf
>i'm so far behind the curve

It's clear I'll never find anyone at this point. I don't know what I'll have to look forward to for the next 50 years

iktf bro.

Be honest with yourself, have you made any actual attempt to get a gf? Or have you had this idea that it'll just magically happen without you having to actively work towards it

Idk what it is but she's just slow you can tell by talking to her

>meet girl who's really infatuated with me
>she's a grade school teacher, taller and gorgeous
>she's very introverted despite her looks
>when we talk she stares a lot, very intense stare and her eyes look startled/bigger than normal when we're talking, starry eyes
>asks a lot of about me, about my life
>look up her kankerbook
>she has one very small profile low quality photo that was added last year
>all her liked pages are religious stuff, bible stuff, god stuff, churches, animal protection stuff, even likes some voodoo stuff and has some voodoo whatever-they're-called people added
>look up pictures and posts she liked
>very few posts and pictures liked
>only two photos she commented, one comment is "What happened, my noble friend?" in a post of a guy from some voodoo church saying that he was quitting kankerbook (or whatever it's called), other comment is "God is great!"
>is very modest and introverted, dresses normally but not provocatively
>never talked about religion
>doesn't like drinking and really loves kids

What are the odds I met an actual wife material and not some loony?
What to do here? For me, before looking up her kankerbook she was just a gorgeous girl who was into me and was nervous, but now I'm not so sure...

You believe she deserves to be alone for the rest of her life, for something she can't control?

implying that isnt wife material

>2.5 years of lifting
>still a beta faggot low test

i dont know what to do fit, i feel so inferior like a little bitch, and its sort of hard to get a woman if im not capable to be "the man" of the relationship

>Or have you had this idea that it'll just magically happen without you having to actively work towards it

How do you actively work towards it, aside from being social and getting/staying fit?

I need my meds

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Post a pic user so we can tell you if she’s hot enough to look past the mild retardation

are you fucking retarded?
what the actually fuck, shes not interested at all, leave her alone

I mean desu he’s blown it by this point so might as well sperg on her for a while until blocked

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Life's been weird, like there's somewhere I need to be or something I need to do. Like I'm looking for something real, I've been talking to females and made out with one last night but that did nothing, I'm exercising regularly, I'm eating well, and sleeping well but still nothing idk, shits bothering me.

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Did my lift session with the bois.
>They go home to their wives
>I come home to my vidya games
No one told me 26 would be this bad.

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I just wish after all the hard work and years lost and sacrifice it would all finally pay off.

>don't feel like going out
>don't feel like playing vidya
>don't feel like watching movies/anime/tvseries
>don't feel like reading a book
>been cycling through my main boards for hours

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Maybe the truth is that the universe doesn't have a plan for me.

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It a stranger from tinder I’m just having fun and channeling all the autism until I can make a rasengan

How do I take a picture for Tinder of myself playing guitar without looking like a total chode? Music is a big hobby of mine so I want a pic that shows it, but the pics always seem really try hard.

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you’ll get it next time, user. i believe in you.

It’s ok bro. It’s why we’re all here together.

what about one of you playing it in a group setting for other people? you could look like you’re laughing, smiling, etc

I didn't so much as believe the Universe had a plan for only me because I was special or something, but that life actually eventually worked out for everyone, whether it was in some way I didn't previously understand or publicly. I doubt it now, though. Just had my 30th birthday, and I feel like if things have gone on like this for this long and there was no miraculous delivery, then it's probably not worth it. Now I'm just waiting for the curtains to close.

Well that's sort of what I meant. Just staying socially active and actually approaching and asking out girls you have an attraction to.

That's what I was going to say. A picture of him with the ol' acoustic around a campfire would be ideal.

this. It has to look candid and sociable.

>actually approaching and asking out girls you have an attraction to.

Why is it so motherfucking hard?

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iktf
No, not in the slightest. The most I've done is some Tinder but I don't know how to flirt and have trouble even looking at girls as potential gf.

At least you don't want to be the gf

Ye thats the problem: I dont have anyone to play for. Its just me in a home studio.

photoshop

Next time.

Tfw everyone keeps asking what I do on weekends. I don't lie about it either which makes it even harder.

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To be honest no. I have no self confidence.

lel was going to say this
Maybe learn something to play at your next family event?

ate a bowl of potato chips

feels bad man. at least im still in caloric deficit im pretty sure

Start by just talking to cashiers. Small talk when they have to ring up your food or whatever. It's not annoying, as long as you're not an asshole. That should be a good first step.

Some no-good trash who produces the utmost shittiest music is ded, poor faggots how will we ever live on without his prodigious compositions.

Work on yourself before you worry about finding a gf. I hate to talk about psychology shit but I think Erikson's stages are pretty interesting. Basically the "identity vs role confusion" stage is the critical stage in adolescence that has to do with finding your sense of self. People that have a hard time finding a clearly defined self-image struggle a lot with the following stage, which is basically the romantic stage. All I'm really saying here is you need to work on yourself and your anxiety/depression in order to be in a mental state healthy enough to take that leap and go through with a meaningful relationship. Don't be afraid of change bros.

>28
>KV
>lots of other shit
Waking up is the worst part of my everyday.

Remember friends: There is not somebody out there for everyone, and things do not get better.

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Have you .. actually tried to talk to her about her own religious values and beliefs? Make your angle about what it means to her and make sure you seem inquisitive from a knowledge perspective instead of accusatory. You wanna find out if her love of God is just a normal Christian gf/wife material and that voodoo side is just her being curious about other religions ... or she sees something more in that Voodoo, which could get interesting/dangerous real fast. Small steps mate and good hunting.

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I just watched Call Me by Your Name and I think I actually might be gay.

Also I switched my macros from 20-40-40 to 40-40-20.

Same here. Rinse and repeat

I feel good:
New job
New city
Starting a side hustle for kicks
Came off of 18 day fast

I feel bad:
No gf
No friends in area
No fuck you money for hobbies
No charisma to make friends and influence people
Addict to masturbating
Low salary
Crypto in shitter
Stocks in shitter
Dog just died

So I'm here on my Saturday

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Well, at least you have some new opportunities. That's good. Sorry for your losses.
Doesn't mean you can just stop, though.

>tfw people who i meet/know say "omg wow that makes so much sense, that explains everything about you" when i tell them i am an only child (obviously explaining how weird/autistic i am)
>every person has said this literally word for word

how's that for a feel guys? please tell me how i was ever supposed to overcome this? was i destined to be a loser from birth if it was 'expected" of me to be an only child?

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Hey barkeep, send that cute trap down there a flirtinni
No homo

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You can but I cannot for I am a coward.

Stop being so autistic, be normal.

dang is that all

jus do da ting

>just be normal

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basically, i asked my oneitis out last winter and she didn't want to be anything serious because she was off at a different school. there was a qt at my work who probably liked me but i ignored her and chose to wait til summer to try again with my oneitis. right when my oneitis got back in town, i all of a sudden fell in >love with the work qt, and she's pretty much my new oneitis, don't really care about the old one. the problem is that i fucked around too long so the work qt got a boyfriend a while ago. now i see her at work constantly and i just have to hold my tongue all day

how much do i need to squat to not know these feels anymore?

sorry to hear bout your dogger bro

they probably don't mean that in a bad way, or else they wouldn't say it to your face, maybe just calling you a bit eccentric

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Because you might fail

It's good that you are around girls tho. I haven't spoken to a girl in 5 months.

at this point, i almost envy you

Just remember lads, how you deal with negative shit determines who you are. Don't be a bitch.

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>just want someone to love me
>literally just some one
>she's my oneitis and she has a boyfriend of 2 years

STOP they can't find out about my secret Cantonese light bulb installation forum

>satchel
>not portfolio or scrapbook
Underaged boomer detected

me, every single day. i've tried cutting back, but can't. might unironically be addicted to Jow Forums

Same here bro.

Depends on what she did.

Go for it. What could go wrong? Take it from an old guy, these chances come up rarely. When I was 18 I turned down a qt fundamentalist christian because I was a fedora fag. Regret is forever.

Wait for 27.

You have to make your own plan.

Don't stop, people find love in their 30s for God's sake.

The lesson learned here should be that there are always other women out there. Don't get to hung up until you find the right one.

Spent the earlier part of the night talking to a good friend. Just drank my weekly alotment of 4 light beers and tossed some snus in. Time to feel normal for 15 minutes.

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Really is a bitch knowing that i will eventually have to leave the girl i love at some point. She doesn't want kids. She's only twenty one but she's also one of those women who seems to be obsessed with social outings as her main entertainment. Doesn't look good for me. Gonna be a bad fucking mess no matter what. Really hurts because I definitely love her.

set it on a timer and pretend like you're looking up at someone taking a pic of you

that may be because shes 21. give it some time

>right areola has had dark brown border for years
>always assumed it was just some discoloration or something
>today i didnt have a shirt on and spilled something on it so i rubbed it to get it off
>the brown stuff came up a little
>what the fuck
>rubbed with fingernail
>its coming off
>oh god it was literally caked on dirt
>spend half an hour painfully scraping areola with fingernail and then rubbing it when it was scraped pretty well off to get friction to remove the rest
>areola normal pink color now

WHAT THE FUCK FIT WHAT HAVE I DONE THESE PAST FEW YEARS I ALWAYS WASH MY CHEST WITH SOAP WHEN SHOWERING IM SO HUMILIATED

We're all in this bros. The iron is an outlet for your frustrations. Get through the day and we'll all find our better tomorrow. Lift, eat, sleep, and you'll find your happiness.

Hmm, had an odd night
>Go outside for a walk at night
>Live alone so I'm always alone
>Walking around at night and walk up ahead are two couples in a different area than my sidewalk
>They walked over to my side walk and walked right by me, they did this on purpose to look at me and what?

>size me up, or look at me and ohh user is alone by himself at night and the guy automatically thinks his life is better than mine because he has someone?

im pissed right now, you may have a gf with you but watch who you walk up to
>They literally did that on purpose to get a look at me and probably judge me

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dude fuck girls they just want to know you’re interested then play with you i swear
girl of my dreams says she gets more of a friend vibe from me
friends ditched me at a party making me realize i don’t really have friends
but do any of you guys dip or feel it messes with your lifts or cardio
anyways boys we’re all gonna make it it’s just not gonna be what we expect

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Weird, I only apply soap to groin, armpits and head and I've never had this issue. I also get pretty dirty from CX rides, maybe you have oily skin.

Probably didn't think anything of it. You're just being overly paranoid. You'll get a GF soon enough user.

you guys it happened you will say im larping but it happened i am in shock i finally had sex

>25 year old kissless virgin autist, no friends, typical weirdo funny guy
>girl has been at work for like 3 months now, never thought anything of her really, she's probably a 5/10, i have crushes on every other girl at work who are all cute as fuck but not her
>she likes to tease me all the time and i do it to her as well, never thought anything of it
>recently she told me she only does it because she wants to be friends

should i continue with this story or not bother?

A girl made me self conscious about my third nipple. It looks like a mole unless you know what a third nipple looks like. she told all her friends and now I get weird looks and they whisper tripnip

Last weekend she said she’ll call me sometime during the week to hangout but still hasn’t. The worst part is I’ve left the ball in her court so I can’t do anything about it. Maybe she’s just shy and taking her time, but I still feel played. I hate being in this perpetual state of waiting and uncertainty.

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you should have left your ball in her cunt

I think you're wrong and you're claiming that I'm paranoid?

Listen. I was walking alone on a different side walk and they crossed the street to walk by me and look at me probably to size me up.

Human beings do that and you do that everyday. They sized me up

Waiting on a girl to change or mature in ways you want is absolutely suicidal.

this

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Bro, I've been there before and know the pain. If she isn't in to you, she isn't in to you. The good thing? There are plenty of other women out there, some of them might be nice enough to respect your time and feelings as well. Consider it a bullet dodged.

I just talked to a friend about this issue earlier, don't get hung up on these types of women.

Maybe you're right, it wasn't the first time I underestimated human curiosity.

> Meet girl online
> 6/10, Azn, Med student
> Get her number
> Go out for dinner and lunch and coffee a few times, it all goes well
> Talk and snapchat for over 2 months
> She's a bit inexperienced with dating, so she takes things slow, but she's sweet and I don't mind
So it's all going well, and I feel like we're really developing a connection. Fastforward to last Saturday
> Sitting at home, she's at a uni event that night
> The phone starts ringing, it's her - which is weird because she always texts if she wants to chat
> Pick up phone
> It's not her, it's her best friend
> "Hey is this user?"
> "yeah hi, who's this?"
> "I'm anonnettes best friend, we're going back to my apartment and she's looking real cute. Wanna come?"
> Go over to her apartment
> It's the girl I've been talking to (lets call her C), her best friend that called me, and her best friends boyfriend
> Go and have a few drinks
> Go upstairs into a bedroom
> it's just me and C
> we start making out
> She stops for a second
> "Hey user, I need to tell you something... I'm a virgin"
> I don't really care at all
> "Also, I want a relationship"
> I assume she said this because she didn't want me to just fuck her and run away
> I wasn't going to anyways because I really liked her
> Have sex and cuddle and talk afterwards, it's magical
> Go home the next day
> Go out to brunch on the Wednesday, it all seems fine
> On the Thursday, decide to take the initiative
> "Hey, remember what you said about our status on Saturday..?"
> "heeey sorry if there's been a misunderstanding, but I'm not looking for anything srs right now."
> "But you said you wanted a relo..?"
> "I said I DIDNT want one"
> I swear to fucking god she said she wanted one, and I don't pin her as the type of girl to lose her virginity to a guy she intends to break up with
> "It was nice getting to know you user, good luck with everything"

What a rollercoaster of a week, now I'm just depressed and alone and bored