Why aren't you eating your lentils, Jow Forums?

i am cutting.

I bought one of those boxes they sell at Costco.

They are really delicious but kinda expensive compared to making it yourself. I highly recommend people try them out.

I just add 50-100grams of lentils to everything I cook nowadays. They're great for you, taste good even by themselves and they have decent protein

Lentejas con chorizo

I love lentil stew with some hot sausages, a bit of my dads greek olive oil and fresh onions.

what's wrong with carbs

Protip: If you put them into water over night they will soak it up and you can cook them in 20 minutes.

I'd like to eat it but lentil gives me terrible farts.

Your body isn't used to actually having fibre inside it.

I can eat 100g of oats everyday without a problem tho.

? Lol. There is like no fibre in oats compared to lentils

beacuase it's fucking summer

because I'm a retard who can't cook

i don't eat antinootrients

Because I don't wanna suffocate from my own gases in my own room.

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You need to take it slowly with the fiber until your gut bacteria adapts. Also soaking them helps.

I had lentils yesterday and I'll have some today as well.

Traditionally they're prepared as a soup over here, with some tomato and really soupy, but myself I just boil them in water for 30 mins, then saute some onion and garlic in olive oil, throw lentils in, add cumin and turmeric and then add whatever other vegetable I feel like (avocados, chopped parsley with some lemon juice, whatever).

I don't think you can ask for a healthier dish.

eating some leftover lentils with rice and veges. very comfy food to eat, very filling, tasty, and full of nutrients :-)

it doesn't taste as good the next day though

DO THAT AND WERE OFF TO ANAL TOWN

wat

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Vegetable proteins don’t really count towards your macros

They're horribly overpriced here in naziland unless you buy them in a tin with enough preservatives thrown in that it could feature as a food item in a fallout game.

lentils are the niggers of protein

Ask me how I know you look like shit.

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? Lol. the fibre amount is almost the same

Allergic to all legumes

How?

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Bought half a kilo for 2 euro. When cooked they expand to about 10 full plates.

Remember to adjust down by half when calculating your protein intake from legumes

as a matter of fact i did for lunch... lentichie, in italian + with 6 egg whites.

nothing. low matabolism dyels dont like them because they like to be skinny faggots

They are dirt cheap at Turkish stores.

That's good to know, they just seemed like a bad deal compared to oats when going by weight.

I guess I can try to local gook store.
>Turkish
lol, nah

Fair enough. Rewe also sells Tellerlinsen for around 1euro. They even have more protein and less calories compared to red lentils

Thanks, I'll give Rewe a try.

i am. mum made lentil patties the other day, they are delicious

>never had good dhal
you have my sympathy

We have a shitty corner shop about 5km from where I live that only the muslim types go to. Wouldn't touch the fruit/veg/meat with a barge pole but you can get dried beans and spices pretty cheap.

If you know somewhere like that maybe give it a go

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Those are curried lentils?

>>Turkish
>lol, nah
based

We shouldn't. The world would be a better place without it. Same goes for beans. And grain. And agriculture. And 99.9% of humanity.

F

> sacrificing gainz for prejudice

I cook a big pot of lentils every few days with coconut cream and curry. Just add protein. 2 servings a day

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Add some curry, cumin, coriander, boil for 10-20 min, eat with any vegetable and meat.

They are great
Also a good sub for fat boy meals for a reasonable cheat meal

Like on a baked potato or hot dog
Or I will throw a chicken breast in there and it’s great
Want to try fish with it but this week I’m eating broccoli and rice with my chicken for lunches

Estrogenic as fuck

Lmfao

>he drinks milk with his meals
Are you two tears old?

how do I Cook lentils?

I do. Cheap, delish and breddy gud brodein gonded for a plant. 24g/100 on dry weight is noice.

Gonna make a veggie lentil curry tomorrow.

>A large amount of protein is contained in pulses or leguminous products, beans, peas, lentils, etc. But they also contain no small amount of uric acid. Uric acid is responsible for most ailments which impede the metabolistic processes of the body, It causes rheumatic conditions, arthritis, high blood pressure, and many other maladies of civilized life. Primitive man may have been able to eliminate uric acid thoroughly by hard physical labor. The city dweller should be exceedingly cautions before he introduces large amounts into his system.

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Start with yourself then, retard.

Lentils are awesome.
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You’re thinking of onions , but prove it.

Enjoy your tits, faggot

i've heard that lentils raise estrogen just like söy, any truth in that?

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I've taken acid like a dozen times, I'll be fine

>Dat ass, dem legs, dat waist, dat beyond model tier face
Dear god I'm so horny...

Lentil stew with chorizo and bacon is great.

tamoxifen is like £20 if you have trouble with estrogen then get some