It's May 19, 1999. Where are you in life?

Playin that viddy on the n64

Either playing N64 or outside playing w/ friends. Man I miss how cool Pepsi was...

Wouldn't be born for another 16 days.

13yo smashing the shit out of Legend of Zelda and Goldeneye on my N64. Not even sure I even discovered wanking until later that year.

Same, but in dad's balls.
How could I be fastest of them all ?...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA. I literally feel sorry for you, now go back to listening to your Justin Bieber!

I'm a sperm cell trying desperately to breach my mum's egg before the Chad sperms can get there and bully me away.

In my mom's uterus and in my dad's ballsack. Maybe, idk if sperm lives for a month.

being 9 months old, doing baby stuff....

I was in kindergarten, had to go to some womans house after school every day because my parents both worked all the time. She had two daughters one my age the other 2 years older. One day the older one kissed me on the lips and I pushed her away and started crying. It was my first kiss.

I saw the girl again a few years ago, she still remembers and we shared a laugh. She's incredibly pretty now.

Now im a 25 year old virgin

Second grade back in a third world shithole.

Its the day after my bd so probably enjoying my gifts and eating leftover cake and what not. I was 8 yrs old at the time.
Also was freaking out about Y2K even though I barely understood anything about it. All I knew was that it sounded bad and i was afraid of the world ending.

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Justin Bieber what?

GOO GA GA MAMA DADA *dribbles on big sister's shirt*

Primary school and N64 games

6 years old.

i'm at school I guess, I don't remember.

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I was 2, so probably sitting on the floor lining up my toys like an autist.

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I was, playing out side with shit friends, N64 games, internet playing MUDS before social media and cell phojes ruined it, I miss the 80s qnd 90s a time when it was simple example a male is a male not a fucking female and everyone wasnt such a whiny cunt

>five-year old
>in dad's balls

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I'm three years old. Probably being a little shit.

1999 was the year human beings peaked. It's been all downhill since. Prove me wrong, zoomers.

I'm a damn toddler. Life sucks

I'm 9, either bored at schoool or home playing with lego.

It all started going to shit in 1309 really.

>amost out of mommys tommy

7 years old.
I probably dont understand that I'm unhappy yet

i'm 23. i can't remember what i'm doing. playing playstation 2 or xbox. whatever.

>ps2
>xbox
>1999

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What its uphill, everyone can voice their personal opinion and it matters, we can stay connected with everyone via FB kik etc, way more homosexuals and trans and they can go in the military, important groups like BLM changing the world multisex bathrooms the list goes on

> be me, 10 yrs old
> playin q2 deathmatch on q2dm1, owning nigs
> go outside and play w friends
> rent that new dank n64 game from blockbuster and play it w friends

The 90s were the shiet.

this but was 3 yo
a few months afterwards I would go on to have extreme fever, convulsions and a tainted existence until now

and Trump

>everyone can voice their personal opinion and it matters
kek imagine actually believing this
>way more homosexuals and trans and they can go in the military, important groups like BLM changing the world
so basically going full degenerate leftist society then
>multisex bathrooms
>we can stay connected with everyone via FB kik etc
probably not a good thing

Why is a 42 year old man on Jow Forums?

Ya they were sleep overs and sucking your mates cock while eating pizza and playing mario mart

Seminar student trying to become priest of the Catholic Church.

Reading "prohibited" books ("Revolution and counter-revolution" by Plinio Correa de Oliveira).

And I was enjoying wireless internet because I was already a ham radio enthusiast.

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He was here before you faggot I would wonder why the fuck you are here wait its normal now fuck off

Ugg take me back to the 80s and 90s this shit is out of hand

he's here because he hasn't died yet

Graduating middle school.it was fun but boy was HS alot different

Why are you here?
origano

Summer break in elementary school about to start 2nd grade.

"music" dumbass

I'm four. I've just had a birthday party where I recieved not one, but two water rockets, which I think is the coolest shit ever. I had a piece of garish Buzz Lightyear birthday cake for breakfast and I will spend the day playing under a bright and cloud-free sky.

for the same reason as you.

I've seen things you humans can't imagine.
A world without cellphones and without internet.
A world where people graduated while still virgin, with a very few exceptions.

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1 year and 4 months old doing baby stuff I suppose

Inside my mother's womb

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>It's May 19, 1999. Where are you in life?
I can't even remember.

yeah desu I'm more of an early 2000s guy myself cause younglet but I get what you're saying
I miss playing football withut a worry in the world even tho I was terrible at it (soccer for you amerimutts), going to cybercafes, staring at girls, playing the shitty games on my feature phone, playing the PS1

does anyone else feel like you were literally retarded before you were redpilled? it's like everything was right there staring you in the face but you were blind and didn't understand a thing in the world and just went on with your routine like an animal

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Falling asleep to that shitty movie at my cusions birthday party, the only thing that interested me at the time was when they went underwater to visit ja ja's home.

Its you from the future.

playing smash bros 64 with my cousins
fuck bros, why does time have to move forward?

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probably playing final fantasy 8

snorting coke somewhere

Still not born fore another year.

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In the last few weeks of grade one. It was a wednesday, but it's 2:30 PM here so I'd be eagerly waiting for the clock to hit 3, meaning it'd be time to go to my friend Daniel's house and take turns playing Mario 64. Fuck, now I am depressed.