>Hey big bro, summer just started and I'm so bored already. Think of something fun to do
Hey big bro, summer just started and I'm so bored already. Think of something fun to do
Give me your necklace, I want to eat the beads.
idk let's go to a funfair or something. i'll buy you some candyfloss but promise not to prattle on too much.
>Okay, you can eat the beads but then you have to eat my hoo-hah
want to go to the water park?
>hanging out with your siblings while you are a teenager
Thats a sign you cant get friends.
let's play some cards or something, what game you wanna play
Does it have beads?
Hi Alex, i am ready for home!
Oh alright, sis. Why don't you go to the store for me and get a 12 pack of rockstar energy drinks. Also go maccas and get me a number 9. How about that sis?
I already told you and the rest of the shitstains to fuck off.
Go back to your room cunt, I need to fap.
You want to play some video games sis? You know i love vidya games
You pick this time
t.lucky not so lucky only child who got the full force of his parents autism
How about you get a summer job and get the fuck out of my room you fucking useless parasite.
>Sister used to play vydia and watch cartoons with me every day
>After going to HS she became a roastie and said she was disgusted by me
>Now I play games alone
It's a hell of a feel.
Same thing happened to me. I feel like if she hadn't changed we would have fugged
Clean the house, that's fun. But finish before my hooker arrives.
Have you heard about our lord and savior Ishiwatari Daisuke?
>invite her into my room
>omg big bro you never let me come in here, I'm so excited!!!
>laugh and sit in my computer chair
>she wanders around excited, quietly looking at everything, knowing if she annoys me I'll kick her out
>open hentai thread
>sister sits on her knees beside my chair
>she looks at the hentai, I'm sure she's gonna freak out and act silly about it
>quiet for a while as I scroll
>b-big bro, I know about sex
>ignore her, keep scrolling, can feel how nervous she is, getting a boner
>wanna know how I know?
>glance at her and raise an eyebrow and look back to the computer, hiding my interest and arousal
>I watched what you watched. I came in here one day and looked at your recently watched videos on VLC
>wtf, I'm actually surprised and pissed, but it's like she knows I won't get mad because I'm horny for her
>oh yeah? What did you think?
>well, bro, it was weird, but in a good way
>silence
>sister is squirming uncomfortably on the floor waiting for my response
it's already july
I only had brothers. Can't imagine what it's like watching your own sister turning from a human being into a whore who sleeps around with all the dirty chads
It's sad, user. Like you're watching someone who once had a mind and personality of their own, someone who you cared for and shared fond memories with become another mindless, hollow roastie clone. It hurts.
Oh fuck. Same exact shit happened to my sister, dude.
It all starts with their first phone and make up, then they start going out with their friends.
Same but with cousin. We were inseparable as kids, now she's a literal fucking roastie meme holy shit. Something happens during puberty that fucks them up.
That sounds horrible. I guess I'm lucky to have saved my sister from that fate.
>Think of something fun to do
Get out of my room.
HEY SIS
SORRY
I'M NOT A PERVE
I poured some acid on my dick head to experiment with scarification, though
You can watch me pull the scab off soon