Today at a party >Stood in the kitchen talking to some chick >Asks me if I can throw some dudes out of her party >Poke gymbro to join me as we tell them to gtfo >Succsess.jpg >After crack open another beer >Only see gymbro working out as same gym, tell him to keep going, get that Zyzz bod >He shines, shouts Zyzz >Random Ottermode user in the back shouts Zyzz >Do the fucking pose >Met fellow Jow Forumsizens at a party. First thread here, cus fuck it's cancer. summer /b/tards. Robots thinking a lower BF and some muscle tone will heal their broken brains, shit maen. But in the spirit of Zyzz, who actually made it, I'll make the exception. I'm drunk atm. DGAF, Enjoy. Make it. Always another Jow Forumsizen out there.
Also; kys if you try to post anything edgy as a reply, seriously, Bite the Fucking dust. Take that attitude outside and watch your petite fucking self get demolished.inb4 fucking cancer; cant stand you fucks
>that's not possible natty What a sad world you live in inside your head.
Aiden Butler
Poor deluded faggot. You are so fucking vanilla to lifting it hurt. Yes, you can get a nice body by lifting natty, but not the one Zyzz had. There are just physique levels that are impossible to reach without a bit of help from a bicycle.
Connor Wilson
>be me >2016 >5'11.999 >black fitizen >out at local lifetime fitness in dtwn mpls >doing deadlifts on leg day after a few sets of 2.5pl8 squats >notice thot braphog comes and takes up the squat rack i was using to workout next to me > 5'3 ish short swole thick 8/10 doing 1pl8 squats >bustout 1 set of 2pl8 warm up diddlies >browse Jow Forums during rest >thot resting too >thotty notices me on my phone browsing /cbt/ >realize how gay it is >wave at her autistically in some sort of reflex >she walks over >asks if i was on /soc/ >think wtf it was clearly a blue board how could she... >"huh" >"i saw you on your phone i thought that was this website i go to" >"oh yeah, um yeah what website?" >i internally praise myself for not admitting to a complete stranger that i browse Jow Forums >"Jow Forums" >realize I've landed a fucking goldmine >"yes i was on the fitness page" >she cracks some joke about me not even lifting >exchange numbers >fuck over the weekend and several months after >browse Jow Forums and /soc/ and troll together after dirty sex >start to develop feelings for her but still having another regular fwb >grandpa gets sick and i move to san diego to help take care of him >start over with rich 10/10 thots with hella daddy issues that fit my crazed sex life perfectly
You know, Minnesota women are okay but i felt like she was the creme of the bunch. I still think about you sometimes, if you're reading this. We both agreed to move on, so i am not asking for anything. Hope life's been good to you cause its been good to me haha
Charles Brown
Watch me, faggot. I'm 10lbs away from Ragnarok Hemsworth as it is, with lower bodyfat.
Blake Allen
Must have been awesome to reflect with her. Cheers for good many bangs, fuck ey user
Luke Richardson
imagine being such a fucking loser that you get drunk for your first time at a party and immediately begin posting on Jow Forums i can picture you clear as day standing there on your phone to scared to chat with anyone
