My oneitis just accidently got fucking pregnant by her boyfriend...

There's only one thing you can do.

Go up to her and her boyfriend, punch the boyfriend K.O. with one punch, then grab her hand and get on your knees and tell her how you feel. Something along the lines of

>Dear girl, I love you with all my heart. Nothing would make me feel sadder than to not be the man for you. I can simply not live another day thinking i'm not there for you. This pregnancy is nothing more than a bump in the road. I love you and will always love you and your baby. I will father the child like it was one of my own. Please give me a chance o my dear lady.

This is the only thing that's gonna work. But only if you seem sincere and really want to. Don't fucking jerk off to her facebook pics but actually go there and make this girl yours.

Good luck.

I care fuck off

>He doesn't love anyone

kek

Enjoy being alone forever you fag

>oneitis starts hanging out with meathead
>personality completely changes, totally different person
>meathead joins army
>immediately pops out two kids named fucking Brayden and Makaela
>she becomes a fundamentalist christian
>gives me shit for being non-religious EVERY time we hang out
>won't shut the fuck up about politics
Dodged a bullet.

Same thing happened to my flat mate and his girl, he did some sneaky shit with some abortion pills, throw them into the smoothie i think
Anyways, she passed the kid to toilet, the ex flame what ever the fuck moved on to England and now they are happily engaged

just keep holding out, youll get your shot bro

Ask her to drop the kids at her parents or orphanage and go live you life together

If you bonded with her, she probably would have molded herself after you thought

100&
they're literally cucking themselves

sage and hideeee

Be like an alpha lion, kill the kids and impose your seed into her

no

I liked her because of how she was, having her turn into me wouldn't be good either. She was a manic pixie dream girl minus most of the brain problems and now she has a Live Laugh Love decal in her living room.

>get oneitis
>she has to move away

Fuck this gay Earth.

>Girl I'm obsessed with has a boyfriend
Then go after someone else you fruit
>Girl I like got pregnant by her boyfriend, should I kill it? That'll get her to like me for sure, right?
Delete this shitty post and then delete yourself you pathetic little faggot.
I had a girlfriend with a whiny beta-orbiter who obviously disliked me because I was with her. I told her that he isn't her friend and is only trying to fuck her, she said that's not true and that they've been friends for years and he never mentioned anything like that.
Month later he texts her confessing his love and trying to get her to break up with me and date him.
She says I was right, I get to call him a limp-dicked faggot, we laugh about him later on.
If your "oneitis" knew you posted this she'd laugh at you while fucking her current boyfriend and there is nothing you could do about it but sit at home and jerk off.
No, stop being retarded

you wish faggot larper, im gonna cuck her faggot as boyfriend

You know what, go ahead man. I hope you grow some self-respect. Best case scenario you date an almost single mother, worst case not even a chick with a kid will fuck you.

>oneitis
>I don't want to be a cuck
Topkek
By putting a woman on pedestal you are already making one of yourself

This thread really shows how many pussywhipped bitches there are on /fit9k/

i totally would do this if it was like pre 1800s, fucking civilization and the police state is holding me back from taking what i want

there's a difference in being capable of love and oneitis user. getting oneitis over a girl is the most beta thing you can do and will guarantee you won't end up with them because of how desperate you come off as