You wake up as potatoman. How do you go about improving yourself?

You wake up as potatoman. How do you go about improving yourself?

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I eat more.

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I spoke to him on FB a few times and he’s remarkably boring. Also he said he was a huge Fallout fan but he only knew about 3 and 4, he didn’t even know New Vegas.

I will get some plastic surgery.

How does this even happen?

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See if the circus has any available positions

i work on my personality, and respect women, get a haircut and "be myself"

His parents are related + they were in their 40s when they had him + RNG
His brother who’s like a year younger/older than him doesn’t look anywhere as bad.

literally full perma bulk strongman blast and cruise and i'd get an agent to become an actor, playing monstrosities in film.

This, why join humanity when you can lose it instead.

This plus some grooming.

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1) shave
2) kms with razor after

Plastic surgery probably won't help much, unless you have enough money and time to completely reconstruct your face. Plus, you'll have an extremely uncanny valley look.

get over it

I would go full cruise mode, leaving humanity behind and raping teens. They would love to be raped by some scary and ugly monster. It's also a reason why they like to be raped by niggers. They enjoy it and most women orgasm during this act, that's why they are so damaged for the rest of their lives. Because deep down they know they liked it, even though they wanted to run. They are trying to fight their nature, which is whole generations of being grabbed from behind and pounded with their head pushed into the wall of a cave

wew

do most woman orgasm during rape? my gf was raped by her step dad, and a friend when she was 14, who came inside her somehow. you think she orgasmed during those? its been eatin me up. i feel like leaving if she did

>lose fat
>Fix acne and scars
>Fix facial hair
>Fix haircut

Idk what would come of it but id like to see it happen

>improving
He was himself and that was enough.

This.

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before SS+GOMAD
after SS+GOMAD

Kek

He would make a good Gregor Clegane

>Not stoning her for sleeping with another man

I GO OFF TO ANAL TOWN

Plastic surgery. Prio #1 that nose. After that hit the gym six days a week to get

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Wow best lifting advice from a 16 year old who has it all figured out I've ever heard!

I'm too much of a brainlet to read books.

fucking pleb deserved his fate

shitpost on Jow Forums and play videogames. maybe buy a hooker or two before I eventually get bored of it all and suicide

>shave
>change haircut
>start a skincare routine
>start doing cardio and eating healthy to lose weight
>consider plastic surgery to fix whatever I can

kms probably, obviously it wasn't meant to be

BASED

Shave head, inject 5000 mg of T per week, lift heavy weights, eat like a bear, become full monstermode.
If you look like an ogre, might as well be one

>Dating a girl who has been raped
Please be bait
You can't really stoop lower than this

he should get into BJJ or something. lose weight and then just say his face is messed up from being in the ring.

most of his face is deformed from just being fat, getting in shape and at worst surgery for his nose would fix it

>shave
>eliminate acne
>cardio or fasting to get lean. After that, weightlifting
>nose job
>surgery for lazy eye
>get eyebrows plucked
>shave head
>constant skin and lip care
>trim nose hair frequently

Easy

>lose weight + lift
>change hair
>get eyelid surgery
>actually take care of my face
It's not that hard.
I don't see anything wrong with his nose like others are saying.

Give Frolo the girl.