It is that time again, friends. Time for a 25+ GENERAL!
25+ GENERAL
Andrew Gutierrez
Robert Williams
Anyone else lie about their age to hit on prime teen girls?
Jonathan Moore
Anyone want to hear a story? I actually saw 2 people having sex today.
>went to the local lake with my childhood (and only) friend today
>brought inflatable boat
>pumped it up and went in
>paddling around aimlessly
>there is a little known nudist beach/area
>decide to check it out from the water
>it's mostly old dudes
>but there was a younger couple
>girl looked cute too
>bf was chad as fuck
>they were having actual fucking sex on the beach in broad daylight in the reeds, which I assume was only visible from the water, but still
God I hate normies, but at least now I know what sex looks like IRL (sort of)
Kevin Campbell
Hell no. Fuck that. I was taking some adult high school classes about two years ago and I somehow found myself stuck in a classroom as a 27-year-old surrounded by teenage girls as young as 14 (yeah, I know, why the hell would they call it "adult" high school if they're just gonna stick me in a classroom full of minors, am I right?) There's no way that I would risk ending up in prison just to hit on underage girls. Pretty sure that the adult high school teacher already thought that I had malicious intentions for being back in my old high school. I stopped attending those classes because of that. Too risky.
Connor Robinson
>have an ultra shitty wagecuck job but it is 10 minutes from my home and the workshift is 6 hours
>I am depressed because of the job
>Everyone tells me to quit (even the colleagues at work) and find something else but I am afraid to do that, be unemployed again and going to job interviews and acting as a normie so I stay
>when the collegues are askin why am I still here I have to lie to them that because my mom is sick and I need to help her
fuck this life
Dylan Lewis
also have a shitty job that forced me to job hunt recently because they barely schedule me anymore. very shit and demoralizing. learning to interview is like learning your lines for a play.
Caleb Richardson
>tfw anxiety makes my tinnitus work
Where the fuck are the suicide booths? Its 2018. people have no fucking compassion.
Lucas Gray
*worse original typo
Samuel Bailey
>be 29 years old
>one of my old psychiatrists recommended that I try meetup.com to make friends
>haven't had any friends since 1997
>have been officially diagnosed as having social anxiety disorder
>have social anxiety so bad
>signed up for a video game meetup in my city
>two people are going to the next meetup
>they're bringing along an Xbox 360, and Xbox 1
>have never played on either one of those consoles
>keep thinking about all of the things that could go horribly wrong if I go
>even with all of this psychotropic medication that I've been taking for years, including the antipsychotic Abilify, still find it incredibly difficult to work up my courage to go up to total strangers out in public and talk to them
>always end up never going to any meetups
>just stay at home playing video games by myself all day long
Matthew Richardson
hopefully we will have these by 2030
Juan Hernandez
We have the technology for it now, tho FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK
Jack Sullivan
When I went to a meetup for some card game I was like you afraid as fuck of talking to people. But somehow the people there (specifically one guy) liked me and brought me into his little group of people. Then of course I blew that because I have issues that prevent me from building normal relationships with people but the point is sometimes people will just drag you into their group even if you're a loner who doesn't talk and then you can start open up a little bit.
Isaiah Rogers
>Then of course I blew that because I have issues that prevent me from building normal relationships with people
How did you blow that?
I feel as if I have had multiple opportunities at making friends throughout high school, at work, and in other places, but I have always managed to screw it up somehow. I do not know if it is because I do it intentionally or unintentionally. Maybe it is the social anxiety. Or maybe I have an undiagnosed personality disorder something like borderline personality disorder or schizotypal personality disorder. But then again I have already been officially evaluated for all personality disorders by an actual psychologist and been told that I do not have any personality disorder. So I dunno.
Brody Allen
I always screw it up, I blame myself. I'm just not a social person and I end up hating having plans and going out and socializing. For a robot I actually make friends very easily and people tend to like me, even girls. But I just can't do it. I'd rather do what I want to do, which is not going out for drinks and bullshitting and talking for hours with people I really don't like that much.
Grayson Johnson
>How did you blow that?
Well, I did what I usually do, distance myself from them. One of the guys in particular was really excited about seeing me, and he wanted to do a bunch of stuff. He also had I believe ADHD it's called, it's some sort of condition that makes you hyper active or some shit. He was a real nice and cool guy but I just can't into relationship and when someone comes on too hard I just distance myself so that's what I did just stopped going to the everyweek meetings at the hobby store and never saw them again.
Daniel Johnson
Another holiday where I do the same shit I always do get drunk and high alone in my room while I consume media garbage. Even though I was invited to a bbq on the beach by one of my coworkers who I buy weed from I still decided not to go for some reason, probably cause I would be anxious as all hell if I went I would need to take some benzos before hand. I know it would be good for me if I went I would get out of the house and meet some new people who knows maybe even a qt3.14 would talk to me and be interested, but I cant bring myself to go I feel I would just be out of place.
Cooper Lewis
>25
>Moved out 4 months ago
>4th of July
>All friends are married with familys
>All my actual family gives no shits about me
>Nobody invite me to do anything today
>Piss in a beer bottle
>Take picture
>Sent it to all my friends and family wishing them a happy holiday.
>No on replies
fuck yourselves
Logan Rodriguez
>had today off
>had list of shit to do
>did nothing
Jesus fuck
>spend $350 on amazon purchases this week
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Aaron Bell
Is this thread also for Kurisumasu Keikis?
Logan Hill
hai, atashi wa kurisumasu keiki desu. I moved far, far away from my family so they could stop pestering me to get married and have kids. I don't want any. I want my 2D husbando and I am incapable of falling in love with 3dpd. 3d are disgusting, shallow, and dumb.
It's like I was born just to suffer.I don't know if I should bite the bullet and start looking for a 3d husband and try to trick myself into loving him, or if I can wait 3 years and do that in the place I want to move to, or if i should stay 2d-only and just commit suicide at 50-60 so I can be with him. I want my 2d husbando, it isn't fair. I don't like other guys. Why isn't anime real yet? I've never met a 3d I liked.
Colton Taylor
What's your discord, honey?
Wyatt Parker
so you pissed in a beer bottle then took a picture of/with it, and sent it to all your family friends...
and you're wondering why no one wants to hang out with you? it's because you're a massive fucking weirdo. get medicated.
Jason Anderson
I assume nobody knew it was piss in the bottle?
Isaac Edwards
Holy shit I just heard some fighter jets fly overhead. Freaked me the fuck out. Thought some plane was falling out of the sky and was going to come crashing through my ceiling. I had completely forgotten that today was July 4th.
Easton Ortiz
I don't think anybody would have known it was piss, chill.
Christopher Williams
>disabled
>divorced
>depressed
>on bad terms with most of my family
>have all the time in the world to sit around playing video games or watching stuff
>all I do is read Jow Forums and sleep
Robert Turner
you knew it was piss when you sent it, and you probably sent it with some passive-aggressive message
which then tipped them off that it was probably piss bc they knew you were a weirdo from previous occasions.
Elijah Hill
also.. why wouldnt you just take a picture of a beer with actual beer in it? i just don't understand
Asher Bailey
Puh, university (non meme courses like STEM courses) is quite hard.
Sister has so much to learn for even a single subject.
I am helping her with economics, and summarizing a bit of content, exercises and answers into 1 PDF.
That shit alone is almost 40 sites and counting...
Lecture notes is over 200 sites long....1 fucking subject.
I am really a brainlet or turned into a massive one, but I help her as best as I can, and she needs the help.
Xavier Rodriguez
Anyone else believe they will die a khv?
Matthew Wilson
Grilled out today. Made hamburgers, chipotle sausages, and hot dogs. Currently drinking beer like I have since 12 o'clock. 8:23pm. Still not drunk. I wish I could get drunk like when I was younger.
Austin Miller
sites? do you mean slides or pages?
either way that's nothing.
Henry Lee
How did you end up being a khv anyway? At 29 I have already kissed one woman (she was a stripper at a strip club in Tijuana, Mexico), and been hugged by a woman (she was a customer service girl at a mall that I used to work at, dunno why she hugged me, I guess she felt friendly). Still a virgin, although I can just take a quick trip to Nevada at any time to lose my virginity at a legal brothel.
Brody Brown
No because I can always just pay for it. But actually pulling a girl the real way, and having a relationship and dating and all that shit?
Really doubt it. Almost 28 now, ship has sailed.
Charles Turner
Imagine if you didn't even have the energy or desire to go to a strip club in Tijuana. Or have any female friends.
Jack Perry
>Tfw 26
>tfw no friends
>tfw no gf
>tfw just wageslave and come home
>tfw do nothing on weekends or freetime except lurk and shitpost on Jow Forums all day
How am I suppose to live like this till I die?
Benjamin Adams
Pages, I am really tired. I am not used to having to concentrate for more than few minutes anymore.
How can one retain highly detailed information of several hundred pages of a rather unrelated subject in your brain?
Jack Adams
I was 17 years old when my brother and cousin of ours dragged me out to take a trip to Tijuana to celebrate the birthday of our cousin. Normally I would not go to such places out of my own volition. I also do not have any friends.
If you do not have the energy, maybe you can at least work up sufficient energy to go see a psychiatrist to prescribe to you some antidepressant and/or psychostimulant medication?
Xavier Wright
>How did you end up being a khv anyway?
I mean, what kind of question is that? I dunno, maybe I'm just undesirable?
Wyatt Martin
Effort and coffee
Grayson Rivera
My eyes close and I fall half asleep if I force myself reading more than a few pages.
Also nothing sticks with my mind.
I read, I forget.
It's all hypothetical blabbering still, cause I am a long time NEET way past the point of no return.
Nathaniel Long
I know what that's like. I took some pretty serious courses in Uni, and even when you're used to it you can go through 20 pages and realized you haven't remembered anything.
It's basically just pure mental effort/discipline, and some of it is being practiced at reading really dense text.
Landon Garcia
Yea.
I actually do go out and work, but everywhere I meet people the results are always the same
>weird
>quiet
>serial killer
>looks like a baby
Over time people warm up to me but it's hard to ever overcome that initial impression. I have zero bantz. My sense of humor is very silly so I keep it repressed in public. I'm just autistic and slightly retarded so I keep it all on lock down and people think I'm a serial killer. That's my basic gestalt in life. I don't see how I will escape virginity under those parameters. And I'm already 29 so it's not really an overreaction on my part at this point.
Adrian Roberts
I feel you dude, finally a robot which I can sympathize to.
Jonathan Cooper
Why don't we have a 30+ thread?
Carson Walker
I look forward to the day when we have enough oldfags here for regular 30+ and wizard threads. most people seem to graduate out of this place in their 20s though. but I think times are changing, so it's just a question of how soon it'll happen.
Jaxon Smith
I'm 27, and I'm absolutely in love with a girl who is 29 and has a boyfriend, I can see making my whole life with her, she's perfect, I feel like shit
Gabriel Wright
>22
>0 in savings
>minimum wage
>3000 credit card debt
>flunked school and live with parents
>financed a 12000 car but only make 16000 a year
I feel like there is no escape from this mess. May I be an honorary member?
Oliver Brooks
One of my best childhood friend just got engaged. One is in a 3 year relationship with a good job. I flunked out of uni and am stuck with a lonely blue collar job at a steel mill. I dont talk to people any more. Probably wont get invited to the wedding. I probably should kill myself
Juan Phillips
im you but 27 so dont feel too bad
Jeremiah Moore
to be passive aggressive.
They dont know it was piss. it looks like beer
Landon Smith
God damn it I want to get myself diagnosed as having autism so bad. I am pretty damn sure that I have autism. It even says R/O AUTISM SPECTRUM DISORDER on my medical records from when I still had Kaiser Permanente as my medical insurance but I doubt that I can use that as my official diagnosis. I have done some quick research and asked around in a few places and found out that UCLA does evaluations on adults for autism but they charge $5,200 per evaluation and I currently no longer have any medical insurance whatsoever. I figure that if I can get myself diagnosed as having autism maybe I can get on disability.
Ryder Young
What am I even doing with my life.
I moved to Japan so I could learn Japanese, instead I've wasted all my time heavily drinking by myself.
It's been almost one year and I haven't achieved anything. I already have enough trouble dealing with all the things I've missed in my youth and I still continue to this day wasting time. Even after lying on my mental health checkup test it still came out negative, I hope this isn't reported to my employer.
Dylan Robinson
What do you do in Japan for a living?
Grayson Edwards
Run of the mill English teacher.
Zachary Scott
Do you regret your decision at all? I'm fixing to do the same in a few months. One of my best friends is Japanese and I have a few friends studying abroad there.
Lucas Butler
Porn and loneliness are taking a toll on me.
I have a very interested girl online,for the first time in years, I thought it would never happen again in my life.
And all I can think about is how much I want to be a sissy and try sucking cocks and ride dildos.
Carson Mitchell
Or was it the white man penis is glorified meme isn't real and it's not pussy and anime like you expected?
Ethan Ross
>28
>hkv
>never been out on a date
Hudson Ramirez
It may be for some people, it may not be.
For me it's clearly not.
This isn't the first time I've been in Japan, I always knew that was a meme.
I already accepted my perma virginity before I moved bere
Jace Lewis
How ugly are you? Short? Bad socially?
Who are you working for?
Nolan Morgan
>tfw 30 year old boomer with a baby face
>can convince some I'm 21
I've said 20 but that was pushing it because they didn't believe it as much, plus as 21 I can still but alcohol.
Gavin Bell
I'm 29 and most people think I'm 18.
It is very easy to deceive people about my age but I've learned that it's best not to lie about it. It becomes a bottomless hole that you can never get out of.
Gavin Smith
Lots of people start off in similar circumstances, just save yourself now and don't become one of us.
Jayden Richardson
I don't even have to lie
>teacher how old are you
>27
>what?? you look like you are only 19
too bad I am not into middle schoolers
Kayden Morris
We should try to have one sometime just to see how many we have. I'd like to know that there's more khv besides me.
Juan Green
>didn't feel well so I didn't go to friend's house for the 4th
>everyone was understanding of the fact that I didn't want to go because I needed to be away from people
>even though I didn't want to go, and people were okay with it, I still felt left out
WHAT THE FUCK IS MY BRAIN
Gabriel Rodriguez
>tfw no femanon gf who's hit the wall
Nathan Martin
fireworks rained out
in bed watching the dark knight rises
eating some white chocolate reese's cups
gonna smoke a cig in a bit
who else
>25+ and /comfy/
Mason Young
tfw have to put restraining order againts my family
no wonder my life has been so shit so far
Ryder Harris
in those situations you should just go anyway, then if you don't warm up and really don't feel like sticking around, jet
Tyler Sullivan
>29
>Teacher but don't enjoy it, no other jobs will allow me to make enough money to pay off rent/student loan debt.
>Only 3 friends outside of work
>Did nothing for July 4th, got no invites to anything other than family events
>Spend almost all of my free time on my computer except for 45 minutes at the gym every morning
>Is this the life I will live until I die? I hope not.
Austin Mitchell
fuck you are a dumbass
you would have friends if you were even a little bit attractive
go fuck yourself stupid cunt
Jose Martinez
Take your free (you), fellow sad sam.
Adam White
how bout you go fuck yourself
you retarded faggot
and the teacher is a fucking retard too
hope he kills himself
Ethan Ortiz
nice poem man
Chase Diaz
You. Who the fuck are you? Fuck outta my thread.
Thomas Collins
Dylan Scott
this aint your thread go fuck yourself and go kill yourself little ass nigger
this is Jow Forums go fuck yourself little bitch ass bitch
Christian Brooks
Anybody else here a 28+ year old KHV? Is there any hope, short of getting a third world wife?
Ayden Perry
no im 29 and weaird as shit I have schizophrenia and even I got a gf
Sebastian Peterson
>How ugly are you? Short? Bad socially?
I'd say average, I'm just bad socially and not knowing the language makes it worse.
>Who are you working for?
Ya mum. (Do you really expect an answer to that question)
Landon Bailey
This guy isn't 25+ or he has issues mentally. Mummy should get him.
Even with my autistic approach to life and yellow fever I managed to get rid of KHV at 22. The only reason you're KHV is by choice or you are 1/10 unwilling to bed a 1/10.
>It's ok i'm lonely as fuck now and have no gf or wife, i'm one of 2 remaining in my group to not be married and soon I think i'll be the last man standing.
Anthony James
I mean you'd be safe with a generic answer such as the major chain. If it's a private eikawa, I understand.
Zachary James
>The only reason you're KHV is by choice or you are 1/10 unwilling to bed a 1/10.
I don't really try all that much, but it's not like my standards are all that high anyway. I need to lower them, I guess.
Colton Torres
im 25+ alright you are just too stupid to understand shit about shit bitch
Asher Perez
I'm 29, got my first hug from a female friend at 28. AND I got my first hand hold at that age. And "I love you" 's. And an I love you hug.
So now I'm just a KV.
Wyatt Allen
>my business is doing fine
>have a gf
>still empty
I'll be like this my whole life, I don't have the energy or the time to fool myself thinking I'll ever get better.
Anthony Gutierrez
Sadly, I don't have to lie.
>be me
>30 year old boomer
>volunteer at kids camp at church
>promise myself no romance
>all of the 12-13yo girls think I'm 18
>panic.gif
>one of them keeps grabbing me and asking me to sing to her
>constantly grabbing my arm
Sticking to guys youth camps from now on
Zachary Flores
at least you got trips.
same at 26 though
Nathaniel Roberts
Could've hit the jackpot my man
Colton Wright
Good you know nothing good will happen if you accept those advances.
>Hide post
>image related
At least you're not a wagey slave
Julian Jackson
i just came to this
trannytube.tv
can i have my zyklon b now plz
Eli Ramirez
dude it's simple as fuc. i have to get a new job at least twice a year bc i hate everthing. the shitty restaurant jobs are all so bad that they just give u a job on the spot.
Michael Parker
>the shitty restaurant jobs are all so bad that they just give u a job on the spot.
Oh god how I wish. I applied to a shitload of McDonalds, Carl Jrs, Jack in the Box, and Burger Kings last year and was never hired. Probably because I have a decade-long gap of unemployment.
Kevin Harris
>26
>hate my job
>everyone there hates me
>cant keep friends for longer than a year
>no family, no friends today
>played pokemon and drew fish all day
>more upset about this day than usual bc too lazy to workout for entire summer
>is there even a point to continue
Jeremiah Powell
you can try restaurants that aren't fast food. It's monkey work, unless you are aggressive they're not going to say no.
Nolan Garcia
Yeah, instead of being clocking out and getting paid I'm stressed 24/7.
William Torres
Why is it so hard to get an entry-level job? Why did I get shat on for being neet, but no-one will help me out? I'm tired of being worthless. Nothing changes.
Aaron Howard
I turned 30 last month and it didn't feel good. I got two birthday texts, both from relatives. I have nothing, it's too late and I just want a painless way to go.