Girls on tinder are thirsty af. It actually pisses me off that a good looking 18 y/o just offered me anal sex

the girl asks anal? which means if she can ANAL you retard

yes either way

Dubs decides what I say

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What does sc mean?

Snapchat easiest way to ask prove an identity

snapchat
if she doesn't have sc then she's 99% fake, sorry bro

>making a thread because you matched a bot

the fucking state of this pathetic board

>Alpha's are now getting offended for girls literally throwing themselves without any shame onto them and surrendering their bodies in a hedonistic degenerate dopamine fueled perversion

What a time to be alive

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goddamn you sound desperate

It's a fake profile with a gay dude. Happened to me once

what is wrong with this girl

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Frosty

this is cringe desu

He just copy pasted what this guy said you fucking retards

We know its you

Source code

cringe and bluepilled

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She’s asking for random dudes to put there penis in her shit hole. She’s obviously DAMAGED

Just put your sc and then “I’m down for anal so hmu”
It’s that easy

can i put in your poopie? can i put my penis in ur poopi!!!

Is she that fucked in the head? Why is she angry at op for asking about her snapchat? What the fuck man, bitchcunts like her should be stoned and thrown off a cliff.

>OP's only match is with a bot but he goes to brag to his make believe Jow Forums buddies anyway
Truly pathetic

don't give "her" your Snapchat man. Just unmatch "her"and move on

my guess is that its a 13 year old boy trying to "troll"

>tfw thirsty 13 yo hmu days after my 18th birthday

I was a law abiding citizen back then, cant say i still am.

And this is how you successfully pass a shot test. Good job holding frame a pussy would've been like uh yes please where can we meet up

Kekmate

I always assume overly sexual girls are just homos trying to get dick pictures because they get off to straight guys
she will always make excuses to not meet and will ask for pics, I guarantee it

My favorite Tinder story is from when I matched with a girl who had a lot of shit about hiking in her profile, with some pictures to boot. This was early April, so the weather was still quite cold, it had snowed a week ago. I found a loop trail, about 22 miles, mild elevation in a nice state park. We planned to hike out, sleep in my tent, then hike back to my car the next day. I asked several times "Are you sure you can do this" and "We can just do a day hike if you want" but she was adamant.
The day of the trip she shows up, looks pretty good and we start hiking. It is already a slightly colder day than usual, and she was not prepared, so I have gave her a layer, but refused to give her my gloves when she asked. She hikes slow as fuck, but whatever, I'm not trying to race her. We come to a pretty wide, yet shallow stream to cross. I start taking off my boots and she asks what I'm doing. I explain how to cross a stream like this: remove boots, cross, dry feet, replace boots and carry on. She doesn't want "to get her feet that cold." I scout up and down the stream a short distance, but there are no better crossing points. I try to convince her to just take her boots off, told her she could use my towel since she didn't have one, anything I could do to coax her to not be a retard, but no, she refuses. There a few, slippery, small, and spaced rocks dotted across the stream and so she decides that she will use that. She asks to use my shoulders to balance herself. I don't really want to stand in the freezing water as she slowly picks her way across the stream, but I agree. I just want to keep moving, getting like 12-13/22 miles into the trail so tomorrow is a little easier as I can already tell she will be sore from today.
I cross the stream, set my pack down, cross back the other way and start helping cross the stream. As I am sure you guessed, she swiftly falls into the stream when her foot slips on a wet rock while the other was in the air.

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Time to deliver OP

And then you murdered her?

Just say fuck off back

What then?

Wow, I should have shortened this..
She is soaked, her pack is soaked, she didn't have any of her stuff in waterproof bags. She starts screaming at me, blaming me and crying almost all at the same time. I carry her to the shore (which is what I should have just done in the first place) and start trying to take her wet, freezing clothes off. She FREAKS OUT, thinking Im trying to fuck her on some rocks, outside in weather barely above freezing. I have to explain that cold wet clothes are bad. Everything in her pack is ruined cause she flailed around instead of standing up right away. I rub her dry with my small towel and hands, and even sacrifice a shirt to dry her off. I give her some of my clothes, leaving me under dressed. The entire time she is an emotional wreck. He boots are soaked, cant do anything about that. We hike a short distance before she says she can't continue. It is too far to return, so I pitch my tent while she watches. Her sleeping bag is wet so she asks if she can HAVE mine. I say I'm willing to share it, but that its a one man, and we both can't fit in it without it being unzipped and just draped over us, my sleeping pad is narrow as well. We fuck in the tiny tent, shit was OK . Spend the entire night fighting this stupid bitch for my sleeping pad, she refused to just sleep on top of me. Slept poorly. The next day she is sore, and whines constantly while blaming me. I end up carrying her pack in front me most of the way back, still wearing too few clothes as she has mine. She sulked in the car.
The next day she called, and apologized for her behavior and that she wanted to see me again. I told her that people show their true colors when under stress and that she is an ugly person. She didn't take it well.
>TL;DR some thot fell in freezing water on a hike

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How do yo guys get matches? Living in a big city and go no matches at all.

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try not being ugly, it usually works

lmao @ the fact that you actually banged her after all that.

Is it a crime to leave a bitch to fend for herself?

get rich
get handsome.

Bruh chicks are fucking uuuuuuseless. You ever notice when chicks get out there comfort zone, like they cant rely on google for everything, theyre lost, etc, they start oozing this wierd panicy vibe that you dont get anywhere else. Like it makes them seem like they are reaaaally bad at being human, or alive for that matter.

>I told her that people show their true colors when under stress and that she is an ugly person.
thot police on the case, good job

If I had done nothing, she would have gotten frostbite, and it would have been a struggle for her to make it out of the forest. She just sort of assumed that I would bend over backwards to save her and make her comfortable. Wasn't even thankful. Luckily I autistically over-prepared for a one day hike and had extra cloths and food.

fucking in the tent.

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Sorry lad, but that's poor planning to go on a trip with that many miles when it's cold with someone who you've never been outdoors with before. Especially a "oh em gee I love hiking!!!" girl.

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I'm an ugly and poor, is the gf game over for me?

Ive seen ugly dudes get chicks plenty of times and you can always make more money so no its not

kek I'm also the type of guy that would get pissed off by that

it is on tinder

>We fuck in the tiny tent, shit was OK .

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She had ~$2k of arc'teryx gear, which I am sure selfied well.
I learned my lesson user, I now assume every girl is physically incompetent.

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You fucking goofed. Girls say they “hike” as a way of saying they like to walk up the local hill, have a selfie at the top and then saunter back down for a proseco brunch and a finger blast, all with fine weather. Not take on a 20 mile fucking march across the wilderness.

Is there any other place where you can meet women?

This

no

Thanks to this picture I am now a supporter of eugenics.

who dis

Thanks man, so it's all over for me. I bet it's not worth having a gf at all.

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My tinder game is so shit I don't even bother with it.

I can go out and pick women up at social events/bars with ease. Anyone else a total autist when it comes to messaging?

after the novelty and the honeymoon phase wears off its not worth at all unless you're a very needy person who can't stand being alone

Back in the MSN days I was so good I would have multiple girls over me asking me to be their girlfriend, camming with me, sharing intimitate details with me, writing poems for me. And now I'm a complete autist, I feel like the drugs have fried my empathy and emotional wittiness.

>going hiking with a random guy from tinder

No wonder bitches get murdered

ty

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>TL;DR some thot fell in freezing water on a hike
kek

good call at the end, people like her are spoiled and forever stuck as children mentally

...

A GF is the most amazing thing ever, and youll never experiece it. Think about that.

All women are

Jow Forums pls go and stay go

I don't believe you user, you just want to make me feel sad and miserable.

Well biologically speaking it satisfies one of our strongest primal urges so it's pretty safe to assume it would make us feel most fulfilled and happy. Of course seeing how I have never had a girlfriend this is only theoretical

I thought I smelled roast beef

good chuckle/10

roastie spotted

Good read
Status asserted

Loooool

yes, get friends (a lot), go out with them (parties, birthdays, hiking, whatever), meet new people (some of them will be women)

Same. I know why I'm not like that anymore though, I just stopped caring. And drinking.

Help, I don't have friends and I'm already over 25. Where do you even begin with getting friends?

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Through hobbies. Join a motoclub, start learning a language, go take sculpting classes.

Sell heroin inexpensively

start lifting heavy weight and scream when you drop the bar during DL

This seems to be the quickest way to make friends at my gym

kind of unrealted, but i need your advice guys:

>be lonely
>decide to fuck a whore
>fuck for like a minute, but can't stay hard
>she says i can come back tomorrow without money and we can finish the job

seriously, this has to be a trick right? do whores really do this?

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Bring more money just in case. What do you have to lose?

you better lube up white boi

>he doesn't know
rip boyhole

Maybe she felt bad for you

that was the plan. i just find it hard to believe she'd do this

that would be perfect

she likes you or she senses ur weakness and wants to make you dependent on her for sex... so more money for her in the long run.

incels like u always end up as sex addicts when they try sex for first time

I nearly made aprostitute cry because I couldnT get hard, their female brain thinks it' their fault for not being sexy enough

she just wants you to cum so you will come again