>Have a history of like 5 semi-comfy threads
>First time ever posting at this hour (01:08) because I've got a night-shift
Surely that's worth a try.
Ask a female poster anything
Nathan Thomas
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Christian Smith
Im asking if youd respond to contact and if youre single
Wyatt Ortiz
why don't you show us your tits with a timestamp if you want attention?
Nathan Morris
I probably would, chances of said contact actually working are pretty slim though.
And yes I'm single and I'd like to remain that way.
That's not as low-cost low-effort as I'd like it to be.
Elijah Nguyen
Alright, here's my question:
Given that I'm pretty awesome and attractive, would you be willing to have a nice conversation with me in private and then sext after we build rapport?
Jackson Fisher
>would you be willing to have a nice conversation with me in private
Sure why no-
>and then sext after we build rapport?
No thanks
John Lewis
or are you just simply afraid that we would call your ugly ass - ugly?
post face then, you want attention? at least prove you are a woman and not just another larping faggot.
Asher Anderson
>And yes I'm single and I'd like to remain that way.
May I ask why?
Jayden Hughes
cryptom#2125
Tyler Morales
Fair enough. Having a nice conversation in private without sexting at the end is something I can do much more successfully with a man, and I hope you know that 99% of guys feel the same way
Christopher James
Enough with this attention whoring you dumb fucking roastie
Luke Brooks
hmmmm i remembered pretty much every single thread of you
Colton Stewart
I've got called a creepy Disney character lookalike a while ago, kind of ruined the way I imagined myself.
>Unironically enjoying socializing
Humans are bothersome and I prefer having as little as possible with them. I actually was invited by some frens I haven't seen for like half a year now on Saturday and I can't come up with an excuse for not going.
Jeremiah Sanchez
If you feel this is too personal nevermnd but typically the anonymity eliminates that
So my question is
When you give oral are you able to deepthroat and lick the balls at the same time? Fantastic skill
Caleb Bailey
What country
Not origannn
Aiden Thomas
one day this bitch is going to get doxxed and she'll regret that she was ever such a worthless cunt
Noah Moore
>says she is comfy thread maker
>only has 1 pic saved
>has no other because she is obviously a lying whore incapable of doing a man's job
Neck yourself roastie, you'll never be able to do anything. You just have your hole, anything else in the world leave it to men.
Ian Ramirez
This is the worst caricature of a """"Chad"""" I have ever seen
Lincoln Adams
>can't come up, because you know that you don't want to find an excuse. People are made for socialising and crave human interaction.
Well 2 comfy pics are enough for this thread.
Enjoy the thread anons
y-you too
Hudson Nelson
what kind of job do you work?
you have been muted
Camden Ross
Hey germanon, you're one of the comfiest people around here.
Never done anything sexual.
I'd rather not because of
Robert Russell
Why do you >girls keep making these threads everyday?
Parker Wood
Really nice to hear that user, here have a picture of my Origami kangaroo, which i made for the asylum kids, while working there. Never posted it here before
Isaiah Williams
Add me already op
Josiah Edwards
Will you be ok with raising your kids without gender? Do you think you would have been happier if nobody told you your gender?
Julian Rodriguez
how many times do you poo per week
Jacob Murphy
Was asking because I have the same time atm as you, but eh, who cares
Ryder Taylor
well and since i'm already at it, some other stuff i made some while ago, which is not photography related
Anthony Davis
FUCKOFF OF THIS BOARD ROASTIE!
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evan Adams
Lemme tell you something, OP. Every single bitch that whored themselves for orbiters here on Jow Forums came to regret it. Your discord boy toys already have enough information to ruin your life and reputation. If you had any fucking decency as an individual you wouldn't rely on your gaping hole on an incel board for the most minuscule degree of affirmation in your parasitic existence.
Charles Baker
It's low-effort low-cost socializing that doesn't get in the way.
Are the asylum kids the future criminals kind of kids?
I don't want to have children.
Christian Anderson
>one chance at life
>get born an "asylum kid"
at least they have paper marsupials to boost morale
Joshua Martinez
Oh I know fren, that's why I exclusively open threads such as this, I could easily begin a Brooke 0.2 epidemic but that's just insane. And no I don't have any Discord toys.
Christopher Cooper
Are you from Romania or Egypt, lmao same timezone.
Noah Thompson
Also, I've been doing this for years now successfully and no one was able to doxx me, so..
Nope
Christian Allen
>"Chad here!"
Fluent in Autism
Anthony Morris
Ups i forgot to post some comfy shit i made in 8 bit
Jason Lewis
How's you work day/night going so far?
probably not too much high octane action if you have time to post on a mongolian sheep herding forum, slacker.
Landon Miller
Well sadly the kids from the asylum already had a really rough life. Some of them are just bat shit crazy as a result of really horrific ways of parenting. But other, like this one 11y old girl, were actually molested by her 4 year old brother for 4 years. After asking around why no one did anything, the leading psychologist told me that it is common in their family. Her brother was molested by his uncle and so on. Mother knew it but didn't acted. this 11y old girl had goddamn flashbacks, told me daily about how much she wants to kill herself. this is why i made a paper kangaroo for her, didn't knew how to cheer her up differently, bit she loved kangaroos
Juan Cruz
forgot to add a picture
Joseph Ross
didnt even know ppl here still liked comfyposting
good shit OP
Jace King
I will leave now. Emjoy the rest of the night day, as well as the thread anons. Wish you a pleasing experience!
Josiah Flores
textless posts arent allowed on r9k
whatre yall listening to?
Mason Jenkins
>I've been doing this for years now successfully and no one was able to doxx me, so..
Now it just sounds like you're tempting fate. It's a shame Jow Forums ain't what it used to be.
Hudson Allen
3/?
textless ppossrs arent allowed
Robert Martinez
The Jim stream.
Luke Perez
hello is this brooke
just kidding
but not really
just kidding
sage goes in all fields niggers, dont give this roast anything...I know how nice it is to talk to a girl (if OP is really a girl) on the internet but you cant take the bait
Landon Evans
4/?
orignally mqnaor
Gabriel Watson
5/?
i believe op is a woman
if not, at least we get a comfy thread
Nathaniel Lewis
Asher Reed
7/?
original fashion
Julian Jones
8/8
im going to bed
night guys
Hudson Gutierrez
I understand that you girls don't like short guy, ugly guys and guys with small dicks but why do you have to go out of your way to humiliate them too? We are already fucked up enough already.
Hunter Stewart
Same here, night night user
Ian Turner
Don't even ask about my job, I'm just hoping for a weekend. I successfully passed into one of the best colleges in my country though so working should end by 21.10.18
wew, such stories always put some perspective.
I don't humiliate anyone. I simply tend to not care (or at least doing my best at it)
Jordan Jones
So wait did the kid start molesting this chick right out the womb or from 4 to 8YO? Either way that's a young start, maybe he'll go pro one day /ourguy/
Jace Myers
Alright seems like the death of a thread, see you next time frens
Ayden Martinez
I think they meant 4yearsolder brother
as in 15