Chestlet uprising when?

Swipe right and ask her to hook you up with that fat titted broad

ChestIets are cute. CUTE!

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>uprising
does it mean they'll go topless? :3

cute art hoe witha smelly pussy vs fat chin monster
:thonk:

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>coke bottle
>fat
checks out

The "girl" on the left is a man.

Small chests are BEST.

Big boobs are a huge meme man

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chestlets are unironically superior to titcows. literally the only thing a titcow has going for her are her tits. when you dont like big tits, but instead like small tits - like i do - the question is easy.

I can't wait until chestlets are outlawed.

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I lack boob fetish, but chad love huge enormous bouncy and soft breast.

Really I prefer small boobs.

Usually even super cute women with small boobs just get implants.

Big boobs matter to chad.

god I know the one on the left is so fucking unattractive compared to her friend.

I had sex with a girl with no boobs once and she kept complaining whenever I tried to grab her boobs or see them she said no and took my hand off I eventually lost my boner then that was MY fault and she stomped out pissed off at me and I had like 5 minutes of awkward sex

I fucking hate girls with no boobs

why the fuck are you on this board

originally

besides this place being normie anyway i used to have sex with girlfriends and date nice girls and stuff but since then i've suffered trauma or something because my brain just wont work the same and im fat neet and look like shit have man tits and haven't talked to a girl in years. ive turned into a virgin

Milkers or die. Chestlet extermination when???

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Big boob asians
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tfw chestlet gf. Feels unsatisfactory man.

i will cuck you with her, user.

one does not simply turn into a virgin

who's the janitor that just deleted all my posts? i didn't even do anything wrong, wise guy

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miIk truk just arive :)

You're way beneath her standards.

>hates his gf
>claims im beneath her standards

>tfw when chestlet
>tfw guys want huge milkers
>tfw guys don't like fake tits
I can't win, why even live

>that feel when when chestlet

Lurk more newfag. Better yet, neck yourself you defective """"woman"""""

this is b8. youre a neckbeard just trying to collect (you)s from small tit lovers

>>that feel when when chestlet
>Lurk more newfag
How to give away how new you actually are

im pretty much a virgin again in a metaphorical way. every gir i talk to either ghosts me in a few hours or as soon as i wake up.

i get nudes from girls online sometimes but they literally block me after they cum

Hopefully we can get the ball rolling on anti-chestlet legislation this year. With any luck they'll be completely eliminated by 2020.

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Are you going to outlaw breast reduction surgery?

youtu.be/7zMi01GrWdU?t=2m51s

Anything sub-E-Cup would be required to be augmented to at least minimum standards. This would be covered by an amnesty program to last 1 year once the law is passed.

Breast reductions would be outlawed and would be punishable by jail time.

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larp or not, a chestlet gf who wants implants is literally the hottest thing in the world. everyone loves boobs, it's just a matter of whether a girl wants to deal with having them or not.

I'd choose left every time.

>mentions Kardashians in her fucking Tinder bio
Swipe left on that retarded cunt to be frank.

>a chestlet gf who wants implants is literally the hottest thing in the world
???

>wanting to be the milktruck she was born to be, and you get the be the primary beneficiary of her new jugs
???

Fake tits are garbage tier
And why not get an original natural milk trucc?

because i'm autistic so being picky about who i date based on tit size is unwise. i lucked out with my first gf being a mega milk but i doubt i'll get lucky twice in a row, so fingers crossed if i end up seriously dating/marrying a chestlet she's open to upgrading

>i lucked out with my first gf being a mega milk
describe how awesome it was

Hopefully never. Chestlets are disgusting. They're barely even women.

Do you have a fat ass and big thighs? If so I'm down

I agree. But small chest is an upside anyway, I'd take rhe one on the left even if the one on the right had a more attractive face.

we only dated for like a month so there isn't much to tell. she learned pretty quick how much i liked her tits so whenever we were fooling around she'd do shit like smother me with her chest or take my hand off her side/ass and make me grope her boob instead. Outside of that, pretty much whenever we cuddled she'd let me grope her boobs for fun (even if we were just watching a movie or something like that).

She's still attracted to me (even though she dumped me) so i could probably get a fwb thing going on if i really tried but i think a fwb were you mostly just cuddle and grope isn't in the fwb realm.

>upgrading
You mean downgrading??

how are bigger boobs, fake or not, a downgrade

Lmaoing @the comments

Because they are worse than small ones??

Why did she dump you lad?

said we had no "spark" and that she wasn't as happy as she felt she should be. im spergy and awkward so it made many interactions very awkward for her (for example, i never really kissed her for real anywhere that wasn't private). getting back to my original point
>because I'm autistic

What do you call a girl with small tits? A friend.

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>chestlet gf who wants implants is literally the hottest thing in the world
wtf you absolute retard. as soon as she gets implants her value drops to near zero. small tits are objectively better and she also reveals herself to be a shallow narcissistic low self esteem thot

just go to the surgeon who did ava addams tits. hers look good. or go to japan, their titty surgeries are the best

Girl on the left in much prettier.

Fake tiddies are great. Any chestlet trying to improve herself should be commended!

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i will marry any chestlet femanon right now

It happened in the 1990s when Wonderbras became available.