Daily reminder roasties can't compare with their vagina's torn by Chad and their faces turned to leather by the years of makeup and other skin-destroying chemicals.
2D is purity. 2D is innocence. 2D is perfection. Our waifus are waiting for us in the afterlife robots.
>post your waifus >talk about superiority of 2D >shitpost and enjoy a thread without women's attentionwhoring >rate other people's waifus
>inb4 modfags ban this If we can have a roastie ""fembot"" general on the original content board then we can have a waifu general.
>Dolphins are capable of manipulating their vaginal muscles in order to provide maximum pleasure >Women have puny vaginal muscles, and are not even able to compete >Dolphins secrete a substance that allows you to continuously ejaculate as long as your dick remains inside their vagina >Women do not >Dolphins cannot cheat on you as they do not form lasting, intimate relationships >Women can, and enjoy doing it >Dolphins do not mind if you fuck another dolphin >A woman will flip out if you fuck another woman >Dolphins don't mind if you cum inside. They won't force you to pay child support for 18 years like a woman. You can't even get them pregnant >Dolphins won't leave you for another dolphin with more money. Dolphins do not have a system of currency and are not consumer whores like women >If you are the submissive type, dolphins can be aggressive, and far more convincingly aggressive, not like some bimbo bitch who doesn't scare anyone >Dolphins do not expect you to spend exorbitant amounts of time and money on them >Dolphins give up easily >Dolphins do not demand more rights than men simply for having a vagina >Dolphins do not organize shitty feminist parades >You can swim and play with a dolphin in the ocean >Dolphins are more intelligent than women
Everything a woman can do, a dolphin does better, without being a bitch. Also, unlike with 2D girls, you don't have to wait for the afterlife to get a dolphin. So Jow Forums, how come you haven't fucked a glorious dolphin yet?
I've never had a waifu or anything - I don't even have a singular favourite anime - but I've had the same favourite girls for many years now.
- Saya from Blood+ - Lafiel from Crest of the Stars - Eve from Black Cat - Fate Testarossa from Magical Girl Lyrical Feito-chan
2D is truly superior, maybe it is awwtizm but whenever someone wishes their waifu or whatever to be real I feel like shooting them, why would you want to ruin perfection like that?
3DCG waifu counts as 2D or 3DPD? I'm always confused as what counts as 2D.
I have never developed a deep love for a 2D anime character but I love a video game character and I can't stop thinking about her everyday. She is perfection to me and I want to be with her forever. I would never leave her
Which is sad. Jow Forums has been filled with normies recently who only care about 3D women. The site needs to come back to its roots and it's love of 2D anime women
Thanks for clarifying that to me, user. And of course she is better than any roastie.
>hows it going user, we chatted a bit before. As long as I'm feeling deep love for my Alice I'm good. I'm happy that no one else claims her here and she is only mine.
Too bad that you get banned/muted for Meguposting. Your threads were always comfy. And I hope your two waifus are getting along!
Thanks for keeping the thread alive while I was gone anons! I sometimes wonder what awaits us in the afterlife. Perhaps waifus are unironically real, perhaps not.
But until then I'd rather be happy pursuing a noble goal than worship used goods roasties.
Checked. Well, you see user, that can change. Whilst the actual interest in 2D girls has stopped climbing at the same rate, it still maintains an incredibly loyal fanbase as-is. As long as that fanbase has new people investing their time and effort into, it'll be fine.
Blake Roberts
It's beyond repair to be desu.
Ryan Clark
Lmao please Shion is already taken, and fully commited to him even after he disappears for 3 years. How the fuck do you plan to break that?
